Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Got my pink KCCO today, life is good.
    Chive on! 🙂

    • tv_paul

      You'll have to prove it , see is believing.

      • winfields

        I second that notion Paul

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        I plan to! Unfortunately, no KCCO undies to go with it! Wasn't fast enough.

        • tv_paul

          Well … you don't have to wear Chive undies (or any). You could just strategically place your hands or another object . Or you could post in the Burnsday edition.

          • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

            Haha, thank you for the very specific ideas! 🙂
            I'm not one for submitting pantsless shots so I have a feeling many other chivettes are in line for the DAR before me.
            But I know the boyfriend would've loved the panties. :p

            • MissMeliss

              Where can I find a pink KCCO I want one really really bad! I love my green but pink kick ass!

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Slayyyyyy to all u hopeful match.com wannabes

              • jestah

                word up. bunch of lameasses. "oooh we visit the same website, we must have so much in common".

            • tv_paul

              Well don't do anything that would get your boyfriend upset. The one column I don't want to see you post in is"Newly Single Chivette".

        • April C

          See, I ordered both at the same time and the KCCO was sold out but I got the undies. WTF?

  • thrannix

    #1 Up yours gravity!!

    • AboutGorramTime

      Fuck you, I'm a whale.

    • hark1985

      we're screwed now

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I was gonna post about reasons whaling is for cunts but I think the whales speak for themselves

      • UltraLord

        Go blubber somewhere else

      • Definitely

        Stop wailing.

      • Tru Chiver

        *insert lame whale pun here because i lack cleverness* KCCO

        • Beluga

          Your comment sucked whale penis

    • blutodawg

      Bitch I'm Fabulous

    • That Guy 13

      Man everybody is landing in the Hudson these days!

    • Bojangles

      It's just a theory anyway…

    • The Dude

      So long, and thanks for the fish!

      • Don't Panic


    • PezUno

      Hover whale!

    • FOTC

      Only people have seen Flight of the Conchords in concert would understand this referance. It is from a song named "Stana". See it on youtube.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #12 Hello there Gorgeous 🙂

    • JohnMcClane_

      Sweet mother of all that is holy…make her and #14 Chivettes of the week!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Shes a fukin dog

      • Ethix

        You're the new babyfartmagizax. Everyone hates your guts.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Fuk yall all yall if yall dont like blow me

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            And as i didnt know that

        • Stylinonyah

          Nope. He tells you chive cock suckers how it is. Keep it up JJrake.

    • Yo Mamma

      #32 How has nobody mentioned this picture??? Find Her!!!!!!!! ASAP!!

  • Kix


    • Kitra

      That awkward moment when you are excited about being THIRD…

  • Josh

    #2 MEGAN! Always DAR worthy ; )

  • jimbozo

    #22 I won't ever complain about looking at you. Or you #41!

    • Jay

      #22 is a bitch. Hot, but still a bitch. He can look, he just can't touch. Those are the rules.

    • http://www.facebook.com/clint.bozic2 Clint Bozic

      #41 needs to move her damn hands!

  • AtlChiver

    #41 Picture of the week. Hands down!

    • jrk

      Nice Pun

    • Truth

      hands are down…

    • Daniel Tosh

      HQ, HQ, HQ, HQ, HQ, HQ

      • Tim

        hand keeping moving down, then up, then down, then up, repeat

    • Mitch

      I'd fuckin let know the time any day.

    • gggrrrroosss

      what a fatty

    • CanucksRule


    • Heh

      Birthmark near ass. Must check all asses until found.

    • Ray

      Best picture hands down!

    • Scuba Me

      Forthr love of all that is holy please move your hands!

  • Gmoney

    #5 IIs hot as HELL!

    • HumpDan

      Mmmm yeah, I'd snack on that!

    • DCC


  • first


  • jimbozo

    #3 "Uh sir, we look at the strip inside your phone and can tell you've opened a beer with it. You need to buy a new one." Damn Apple Genius'

    • raggman

      Excellent choice in beer ~ Franziskaner

      • kitra

        I agree but did you have to make it look so gay with one of these ~

        • raggman

          My bad, never knew that ~'s were considered gay. My question is where does it stop? Rainbows, red shirts, Cowboys, Ricky Martin….it's getting too tough to keep up with. I guess with vigilant people such as yourself on the lookout, we at least have a shot. Thanks.

      • Wtf?

        Still stupid as shit to do that. Why? Why do that?

    • Hutch

      Need your beer open? There's an app for that!

  • hark1985

    #25 MADRE DE DIOS!

  • jbb
    • Ty4


      • assman

        I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states if you know what I mean…

        • Will

          I don't think that's a saying…

        • Barney Stinson

          you'd have sex with a reasonably good looking woman. you're a credit to mankind. lameass.

          • guest

            how do you know she is reasonably good looking? you are pathetic.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #24 Shit's about to get REAL weird….

    • jrk

      Meanwhile in Montana

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        Decisions, decisions….

    • JAX

      Jamie Eason

    • kbutt

      Those are attractive sheep…Baaaaaa

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        "thats a sheep fite club. Its like baaaa baaa baaa hoof kick hoof kick"

        • Tim

          Some kind of joke about a ram would do nicely here

          • wooly

            I'd ram her, and I wouldn't be sheepish about it.

        • Choad

          Holy fucking shit this JJrrake guy is the definition of a douche.

          From his twitter:
          <img src="http://chzbromania.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/guidos-bros-douchebags-fratboys-whatever-you-say-rose.jpg&quot; width="300">

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            All attention is good attention

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Actually i encourage everyone to steal my twit pic and make a meme out of it.

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Im just suchasicklad

              • Choad

                Why did you call yourself a faggot? You should be proud of your sexual preference.

                • Elton John

                  he probably is. unlike you closeted cases trying to pretend that women with clothing on excite you so much.

                  • Choad

                    JJRape, don't forget to log back in.

          • Dr_StrangePants

            ahh, twit-trolling
            this is not going to end well -_-

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Like i giv a fuk go head troll my twitter i encourage it

        • Tomas

          @JJrake: "thats a sheep fite club. Its like baaaa baaa baaa hoof kick hoof kick"

          HAHAHAHAHA… "It was the black sheep of the family, but it was white."

          "She likes to shave the sheep… for the pelts… for the sexuals." LOL 😉

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Hahhah i kno rite?? Finaly someone who gets the reference

    • longshot421

      Her milkshake brings all the sheep to the yard. Wait…what?

    • Josh


    • Dr_StrangePants

      Bringing Whole New Meaning to "Fluffer Girl"

    • cbb

      That's what ewe think

      • Byron_Black

        Ewe better believe it, mister!

  • Lok

    I got a fever and the only prescription is more camel toe.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #8 Fucking creepy!

    • Kodos

      no shit; I'd be gone…

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      I take Valium every time I go to the dentist so I'm pretty sure I'd find it funny then. But for now, these are just fucking creepy.

    • bob

      I'd scream like a little girl

      • Kristen

        Like when your boyfriend fucks you in the ass?

    • Dale

      Nitrous nightmare

    • Morphi32

      A little nitrous oxide and…

    • Kellie

      I love them I work at the dentist I would so wear them

      • Kristen

        They don't usually give masks to the broad that cleans the toilet.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Ive always wanted to beat the shit out of my dentist

    • bernie

      Now it is proven, how dentists look like under their facemasks!

    • Zuke

      I already find going to the dentist miserable. Now they're just taunting me.

  • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

    #14 #29 #37 we need another gorgeous eyes post, Also we need WAAYYY more of #9

    • Erock

      #37 – vampire?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Thats actually a respectable photo.
        The rest are fuckin dogs!

      • canguro

        yep I thought the same!

    • vampirate

      #14 not only uses that stupid angle to make her eyes look bigger but the image has been shopped as well.

  • nom nom

    Don't know how to feel about this.

    • Manning181

      I feel it's weird….yet strangely talented on her part.

    • Sean

      I believe the correct feeling is jealousy.

    • bob

      I feel okay with it. Carry on!

      • McSmizzle

        I call second!!

    • tv_paul

      Maybe the kid is pledging the pre-school fraternity: TapaMommasNip

    • Brent

      Lucky little basterd

      • Dr_StrangePants

        this picture will haunt him in 14 years
        …might actually be more awkward if it's a girl

        • sadman

          Pssst, most people have sucked their mothers tits. Most also celebrate the day their mothers vagina touched their face, at their birthday (unless C-section). I am not sure when our society made natural things awkward.

    • jerod

      Milk Stand!!

    • Tim

      creepiest "69" ever

    • SIUADO

      Like a Boss!

    • MaaaGooaaad

      I'm good with it! Your confusion is most likely stemming from the fact that, if that was not a baby, this would turn you Right the F*** on!

    • 'berto

      It's cute. Yoga-feeding.

      • Big john

        My turn !

    • rAs

      I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • bernie

      maybe kinda speed-refilled…

      • Gator

        Makes me Hungry!!!!

    • Fred Brocaa

      For those times when you got to get that last drop…

    • NOISE

      People with kids are fucking weird. That's how you should feel.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ronald.morrison.56 Ronald Morrison

      Multi-tasking to the extreme!

  • tv_paul

    #12#17 Who would you choose?….. Right answer : Either they're both hot.

    • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

      #17 gets my win.

    • Impressive

      Wrong answer, the correct answer is BOTH!

      • tv_paul

        I'll accept that answer but it is a tad on the greedy side. Still I would award extra credit if you can prove a menage a trios occurred (photos or video only)

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      #12 for sure. I'd still hit #17 but look at her huge fat calf…

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #49 not sure what kind of alcohol that is…but it looks delicious

    • MattKL

      There's alcohol?

    • xocalixo

      There's alcohol in this picture?!?

    • Impressive

      I didn't even see a bottle

    • Person

      Holy Mother of what the FUck!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      cyrillic text = somewhere that speaks Russian = Vodka

      • coinpurse


    • Erikhart

      She is perfect!!

    • timetrvlr86

      mother of god!!! someone figure out who she is!!! shes been on here and http://www.tapiture.com and she is perfect!!!

      • elTornado

        you'll find a LOT of her here… but it's seriously NOT safe for work. I repeat NSFW http://atikhomirov.tumblr.com/

      • elTornado

        evidently she has a name; Yana Yatskovskaya

  • chirp

    #40 is doin it right

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      If u like incest

      • U'sADB!

        Have you ever heard of extreme breastfeeding!!??

      • jestah

        chivers do because they're hillbilly virgins.

      • Kristen

        Not that you give a fuck, but I'm kinda startin' to like you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/melikahiwa Melikahiwa SlumberQueen Paulson

      that is just awesome

    • luke

      i feel like i wish i was that baby

  • OhioChiver

    #44 Way to go and congrats Vegas! Nicely done.:)

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

      congrats , there's NOTHING on this planet that comes close to the love a daddy has for him little girl !!!
      cherish every moment

      love to my little back home in ireland Emma xx

      • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

        fuggin typo !!! * HIS

    • Vegaschiver

      Thanks man!

    • Dawgfan2

      Fucking c-sections suck. My wife just had our second on 6/29 and I better never see her on this site. Some heads would fucking roll.

      • Dawgfan2

        Oh, and congrats.

      • Dude

        dafuq are you talking about?

    • pinky

      Congrats on having sex 9 months ago. Don't get use to it.

  • CowboyChiver

    #8 Fuck that, I still hate going to the dentist…

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      this would make me hate it even more. only thing worse than a dentist is a clown…this is too close to the combination of the two.

  • jasonsapunka

    #36 …I guess that counts as an outfit.

    • tv_paul

      #23 Yeah, and it matches this guys pants.

      • Pinkman

        LAUL POL!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Who Doesn't Love Crazy Russians?

      • woolanoow

        This is in Ukraine actually. It's in my town. I have some more links of this girl.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Thats a jackpot.. dont complain about these things if you see them in public

    • hamtime

      Saw a girl going through security at the Detroit airport wearing a shirt like this. She refused to go through the body scanner. Ha!

    • jeff s

      love european anal sluts

  • Mikey

    #48 – Looking at The Chive!

    • Daniel Tosh

      FAPPING, FAPPING makes me happy

    • TomatoTipper

      Life is not short, it's the longest thing you fucking do.

    • Son of Dad

      What if driving a dump truck into my neighbours living room makes me happy?
      Ridiculous simplistic hippy do-nothing feel-goodery (the quote that is).

    • gron

      every rapist/ serial killers motto. Its never as simple as that.

      • Jason

        Thank you! I've always found this saying to be a load of shit.

    • I'm old

      Only someone under the age of 22 could find this "quote" remotely credible.

    • bernie

      damn right – KCCO!

  • The Occupant

    Newbie question, how do you link in comments to a specific picture?

    • Anonymous


    • derp.

      If you look closely at the posts with pictures, you'll notice there is a pattern. Use the # sign and the picture number you'd like for example: #48

      • Manning181

        "you'll notice there's a pattern" hahahaha.

    • Josh

      Damn white people! Use the pound sign (#) followed by the number of the pic. No space! #33 : )

      • Whovian

        is That Doctor Who?

        • Der Freischütz

          It is indeed.

        • Bender

          inspector space time

      • Arcona

        that's the hash sign.. you want a pound? £££

    • lostagain

      # then then number of the pic, no space

    • Flee

      # and then number

    • Pat

      Type # then the number of the picture #41

      • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

        no harm in postin that one again

        • Dawgfan2


          • Arcona

            #41 you say?

            • guest

              like this #41

    • BigSleepy

      You need to put the number of the picture in the post somewhere. You put #(3) without the parentheses and then your comment.

      Example: #14 God Bless Canadia

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Trust me its not worth it anyway. Just reply to the pervs with some ignorant shit. Thats totally worth it

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        ignorant shit….jjrrake's got it…in spades.

        • Ron Swanson

          just ask JJrrake out on a date already. i'm sure he'll let you down easy.

    • BKEEPN

      Simply type # and the number. If you look closely you will see that all the posts with pictures have #XX in them.

    • KillerCody

      You just put the # symbol in front of the photo number you want to link to. Like this #49.

      • guest

        #49 pound sign and number on the picture. wasn't possible on the early chive pictures, they weren't numbered

    • The Occupant

      Heh, thanks ya'all for your assistance.:D

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Rookie, this is the friendliest n00b assistance I've seen i long damn while.
        Consider yourself Lucky and Embrace the Chive.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Get nutted!

        • BigSleepy

          I was going to include something along these lines with my post. I figure that everybody is new at some point and if everybody is a jerk, noobs won't stick around. There is no need to be a prick just because somebody doesn't know how to do something. It shows a lack of character.

      • Dale

        You're lucky. When I asked this I was totally ignored. Now I know how.Thanks

        • KWB

          I got called a dumb*** when I asked. Happy day today for people I guess.

        • Choad

          Not all of us are assholes like JJRape. Chive on!

        • guest


          • i got it


            • its easy


              • got this


                • Guest


                  • soulquarianfan


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