Meet Yahoo’s new CEO Marissa Mayer (10 Photos)

  • Guest

    I wonder how long this yahoo CEO will last

    • KCO617

      Well how fast can the Chivers find a hole in her resume?

      • Cheek Beater.

        I would like to find a hole in her panties….

        • Epitomizer

          I'd just like to find her panties.

          • guest

            call her! it's (585) 315-1749

            • Epitomizer

              I left a message, but the voice sounded a lot like your Mom

      • huh?

        *Insert Sexist Joke Here.

      • Disco

        The hole in her resume IS the one in her panties. OH!

        • Dick Salad

          That is pretty damn good… I applaud this

        • guest

          She wears her resume'?

    • Scott Hansen

      With a laugh like hers, not long…

      • Brian

        This is awesome.

      • Underbaker

        OMG is that really her, sounds like she has been hit with Joker gas.

      • Flox

        That's how I laugh! We should date and she should give me all her money. Huhuhuhuhahahahah!

      • beasty

        Holly crap, what the hell was that. A hyiena, a two cycle engine on one cycle. She went from a strong 8 to a 4 with that laugh.

      • Mike

        what the hell is yahoo thinking, she sounds absolutely retarded, this is two minutes of complete nonsense lol

      • Requied
    • jim thorton

      She will be CEO till she has her baby boy, due October 7, 2012. Good run, I suppose.

    • WTF Chive?

      Seriously Chive, fucking lame, you're grasping at straws. She's gross, listen to her laugh. She is what is wrong with the US economy.. Donates, massive amounts of to a communist leader that wants to destroy the principles America was built on. She won't last. As Obamunist said, she didn't get there on her own, she isn't smart enough to do it herself. SHe did also have an affair with the CEO of Google.

    • Ginger

      Considering she's pregnant, let's see…planning to WORK on her Maternity Leave…doesn't sound like a real smart cookie.

  • Larry

    i'd marry her.

    • Scott Hansen

      NOT if you heard her laugh….

  • Toastie

    She can google my yahoo

    • Jimmyb

      While you twitter all over her facebook?

    • Epitomizer

      I typed Yahoo into my address bar, and Chrome suggested I go fuck myself.

    • Joe

      Bada Bing!

    • Gtamazing

      I'd fill her inbox with my spam

  • Mitch

    I forgot what yahoo was until she became CEO

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #2 I'd shave those legs for her.

  • Alex

    Dat dressing style 😦 She could look much better IMO. But she is definitely gorgeous.

    • joe chiver

      She's the CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation – what did you expect?

  • ChivetteLover

    So I take it you're going to get her into the Chive offices for a serious interview and an amazing Burnsday/Hump Day/Lingerie/Thigh High/Bikini photo spread ASAP, right? You've got that pull as a fellow Fortune 500 Company owner, right? RIGHT? Please?

    • AlsDisciple

      How long before she starts submitting pics to Chivettes bored at work?

    • Heh

      Fortune 600. But close.

  • Verbal_Kint

    Yeah, but does she make a good sandwich?

    • Epitomizer

      I know your real name Verbal….

      • Verbal_Kint

        A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.

  • tv_paul

    #6 I'd google her. I'm feeling lucky.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #9 Very cute, wonder if she slept her way up

    • Rednecks suck dick

      Just because you have to bend over and take it up the ass to get ahead doesn't mean everyone has to, you inbred goat fucker.

      • The Woim

        A simple "no"would have been suffice. But I'm with ya.

    • Hawksnester

      Mostly HJs

    • Barf

      What kinda man's name is "Shannon"?
      Pre or post op?

      • Scott

        Shannon is the name of a boy who's parents obviously wanted a girl.

        But in all seriousness, she's that good looking, more than likely she had to suck a few dicks along the way to make it that far up the totem pole

  • Jamal102

    #2 I might have to switch from Hotmail to Yahoo all because of those legs :/

  • Jruss

    Meh…….. yall are going gaga for nothing. The only one she looks hot in is the one with that dress and its touched up. I know about 100 girls in my town alone that put her to shame

    • Derek

      Are those ladies massively wealthy and successful to boot?

      • Jruss

        Oh yeah cuz we all know an average girl with good looks is so much more bitchy than a fortune 500 CEO. You're missing the point gaywadicus

    • huh?

      yea, but are those girls CEO's of fortune 500 companies dum dum?

    • Ashley

      You don't know 100 girls dork

      • Vent187


      • Jruss

        That hurt

      • Jruss

        On a scale of 1-2 how ugly are you Ashley?

    • Banana_man

      Really? You know 100 girls that are CEO's of Fortune 500 companies, at the age 37.

    • Jruss sucks donkeys

      Walking down the Barbie aisle at Toys R' Us doesn't mean you know 100 girls.

      • Jruss

        Actually yes it does

    • jkl;

      and you're dating none of them…

    • YaYo

      Cool story bro

      • Jruss

        Original comeback bra 🙂

  • tdits

    and a story just come out that she is pregnant

    • Verbal_Kint

      I'm going on Maury to prove it's mine…

  • Carlos Garcia

    I would totally do to her what Kevin Federline did to Britney.

    • Brian


  • mark

    Her ass will be dragging on the ground soon with Yahoo lol..

  • Bdon

    It's not you Google, it's me. You haven't done anything wrong, I just feel like we're growing apart. I'm with Yahoo now, and we're having a baby together.

  • BroMontana


    • @dbumbaco

      Well done BroMontana

    • Verbal_Kint

      Props, BroMontana. Props..

  • Mark B.

    <img src=>Anybody holds the position of Yahoo CEO to be able to be done weller, want him to know her works for who only.<img src=>

    • Derek

      In English please?

    • Epitomizer

      What the fuck did I just read?

    • huh?


    • Torey

      Your keyboard have a stroke?

    • CowboyChiver

      I really hope English isn't your first language…

    • Bdon

      That post just gave me cancer.

    • bigtommy2k1

      i punched myself in the face after reading that shit just to make sure i wasn't dreaming that i died and came back as Corky… what the fuck????

  • DudefromSLC

    Pretty sure she is pregnant… Yahoo it.

  • Kim


    • steven

      You can't say something crude like that to an execut-ilf.

    • huskernut

      what – no gap, no nips?

  • trkeo20

    Is that actually Veronica Corningstone?

    • bobby

      That smelly pirate hooker lol

  • Steve Chi Town

    Sure would

  • Jruss

    Meh mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Deadcode17

    You California people make me sick you pay these people big bucks when they not worth shit .Yet we have men and women coming home from the war and can't even find a job that BULLSHIT

    • cmo

      oh yeah that only happens in california.
      The men and women in service of this country should be a priority however if there was someone in the military that has the capacity to run Yahoo or Google they would not have joined the service in the first place.

    • Dick Salad

      Really? Yes all of California got together and voted on what to pay her salary…. freakin California people!

    • Deadcode17 eats shit

      And California is to blame for that? How so? No, really, please tell us all how California is to blame for 1) how much this woman gets paid and 2) the fucked up economy. I breathlessly await your reply.

    • Underbaker

      Come on guys, isn't the -99 enough of a clue that this is a troll? Deadcode17 is high fiveing his troll buddies at a successful operation.

    • Cheese Dick

      Hulk Smash!

  • cnw

    I have never seen a kitchen that looked like that.

    • Duh :P

      Most expensive kitchen I've ever laid my Yahoo's on…

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