Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

  • chi town chivette


    Gaptastic Canada

    • DereK 8 []

      Love this Country!!!

    • Jt414

      righty has gotta some arse

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23699716.jpg"&gt;
      – Fan testimonial: "/waving Hi Bob… I mean, Paula_ *chasing down the cat and stuffing it back into the bag* My bad. 🙂 – Trav1121"

      • Jake

        Missed you Paula. Don't ever leave us again<3 xoxo

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hav more respect for urself than that jake!

    • BruceWayne

      thank you

    • Summit


    • Matt from TX

      I'll take the one on the right thank you.

    • truth

      someone push the manatee on the far right back into the water

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

      Second from the left… those legs! MOAR!

    • Darwin

      One of these things is not like the others….

    • http://www.facebook.com/bittOhoney Zach Bittner

      the one in the purple

    • Macro

      I'm pretty sure i know the one on the far right (serious).

    • Guest

      Canadian Girls…..half of them might be hot…

  • ChestRockwell


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Brock landers

  • Devon


    Given the scope and popularity theCHIVE now, we can assume that more than a few of the injured or fallen are our own. We're ready to help, John.


    • st33

      Well said.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Kimberleena Kim Dawn Il


    • CowboyChiver

      Chivers or not, my thoughts and prayers will be with the victims and their families.

    • Wesley

      Very true. Give the word, and it will get done.

    • savagecabbage

      It's extremely tragic but this kind of thing is just going to happen over and over because of this right to bear arms crap that America still has. Rip to the fallen

      • That Guy (from CO)

        That's a bullshit statement and I'm calling you out on it. Please do your research next time before you make such an ignorant comment. Bad guys will still have guns and bear them no matter what. So you think normal everyday people who are trained and have a permit should not be allowed to carry a gun? I'm ready to hear you next weak & ignorant comment.

        • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.schaad Stephen Schaad

          You're exactly right…

        • clever handle

          Good call.

          Homicidal yahoo with an AR-15, a pump action Remington and two Glock 40s = normal everyday person who is trained and has a permit. Clearly.

          That being said, I agree in principle that a tragedy of this magnitude is going to be hijacked by those with a political axe to grind – and that sort of sorry opportunism does not belong on the Chive. Regardless of your own political outlook. KCCO

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          On the real tip how do u think that maniac got a gun?? By going to his local arms dealer? He probly got it relativly legally. Theres no way that fucking introvert could navigate the blak market well enough to acquire those weapons.

          • DanTheMan

            Yeah because they sell gas masks and gas bombs at your local gun store right?

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              A: gas masks arent the problem
              B: i didnt see any vigilantes with guns step up
              C. Get nutted

            • UWYO

              you can buy gas masks pretty much anywhere, they are used for all kinds of things

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Yea that too

              • d1sturbed91

                I believe the point he is really making is that you don't need to go to a gun store to get those weapons. Especially the gas mask and I assume the body armor considering gun stores don't sell that stuff. However you don't need to know the black market either. Im sure just having the right connections or know-how could lead you to something as crazy as buying shit out the back of some dudes van. But who knows. Im sure there will be a report detailing where he got the weaponry.
                Thoughts go out to the families of the victims none the less.

                • Roger

                  Even if guns were illegal everywhere, all you would need is enough money and enough fucked in the head, and you would still be able to get a gun.

                  Look at the war on drugs for a comparison. Hard drugs are still quite illegal yet you can get that shit in any major city.

                  • It's me

                    All those guns he had in CO are legal. You can own class 2 fire arms meaning ar-15 s with 20rd clips are very common out there

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Yea no duh hes making that point. The point im makin is that its 10000x easier to get guns, be they clean or dirty, if gun stores are legal. Havent u everseen runaway jury brahs?

                  • d1sturbed91

                    Absolutely I agree that it is true that getting a gun is pretty easy. Whats scary is its easier to get a gun illegally under the table where no application process is needed than to go, get a gun license, wait for approval, and then be able to get a gun (of course varying per state, this is merely regarding my state). So the legality of guns isn't the issue.
                    The availability of guns as a whole being available to anyone who wants one is the problem.
                    Now the question is how on earth do you get ahold of the illegal guns trade? Lets just look at the fight on drugs and how much good all that time, money, and effort is doing. And thats not even looking at all the lives cost as well.

      • Scaggnettii

        The stupid signs that say noone in this building has a gun is what is getting people shot. Defenseless equals dead.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Even if the batman was in that theatre, its not like bane would have known. Bane still would have acted as he did and the batman would hav had to reacted. And as if bane gives a fuck if he dies or not

          • truth

            WTF are you talking about? Batman and Bane? Do you realize this shit is real and not some summer flick that will fade away as summer dies down? You are spouting out some seriously motherf_cking ignorant stuff on here and seem to be oblivious to the fact people lost their lives in this tragedy. Batman and Bane?!? Damn.

            • sjvista

              I agree with truth – this is no fiction. This guy just destroyed countless lives. This gun right stuff is totally fucked. A smart introverted PhD has no problems getting guns that he should not have based on his actions. There is no defense to this situation. He played the system and then killed. If you want gun rights – advocates for it need to get a handle on this and get it under control. This Liberty story is getting old in Colorado for gun rights. If this is the price of being free in America – I vote for reconsidering the terms of being free. My community was just destroyed in Denver by this (again) and it is very hard to sit and take the same story that this is the price of freedom. BS. Trying to KKCO

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Truth said nothing. U agree with me is what u meant to say is that u agree with me. See my comment below

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Its a metaphor u fukin tards. Christopher holmes was dressed up like bane so to save myself some iphone typing i substituted the name

              What im sayin is even if evryone in the theatre was armed, mad ppl still would have been killed. Probly more due to possible stray shots.
              Just ask prisonnguards. Theyll be the first to tell u that the prisoner runs the prison, the gaurds can only react.
              U dont see prisongaurds walking around prisoners with lethal weapons, do u?

              • truth

                Most people speak from position of authority. I see you are taking the opposite approach.

                Prison guards that are in direct contact with inmates do not carry lethal weapons. The reason (ask any of them, from fed pen down to county lockup) is to avoid the risk of having their weapon taken from them during an altercation with a prisoner or prisoner. The only guards with lethal weapons on them at all times are perimeter guards. They are considered the last line of defense in the event of a prison riot or escape attempt. All other guards have access to firearms, but those weapons are kept under strict control.

                In lieu of lethal weapons, it is the standard regulation that no single guard is left alone in the general population or while escorting prisoner(s). This again is to mitigate the risk of a guard losing control during an altercation or uprising.

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  I know…. Thanku for helping me make my point

                  • Darelle

                    I've been sitting here reading comments, and every time I see yours I want to stab myself in the ear hole with a 10G needle. You guy, are fucking retarded. Yeah, no duh? Get a clue. I hope you get held hostage by a criminal with and illegal weapon and I hope by then they do take all of our weapons so Mr. Officer when he shows up can't protect you because he can't carry a weapon because they've been outlawed. (Extreme case I know)

        • Scott

          This whole thing is terrible and I don't want to get into a flame war related to it, but that is an absolutely stupid mentality to have – you're insinuating that because an establishment declares that they do not carry firearms, they become targets for those that choose to do so.

          That is insane.

          The notion that the cinema, or any cinema, needs to declare that it doesnt arm their employees is madness – it shouldn't be an issue! You go to the cinema to watch a film about the goddam Batman, not because they have a no guns policy,

          Defenceless does not equal dead. That stopped being an issue when human beings as a collective developed reason and compassion, when we stopped having to take the phrase "survival of the fittest" quite so literally.

      • sheoncebelieved

        what do you think of this? http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=old-man-foils

        and…do you think those guns were pulled their own triggers? There was a person pulling the trigger.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          I think that if these rednecks (not u) truly understood how to prevent mass murders, theyd realize that a preemptive strategy in which guns are outlawed is the only absolute solution. Definitly a better and less costly solution than trying to arm every motherfucker head to toe

          • sheoncebelieved

            Do some research and look and find the cities with the strictest gun control and you'll also find they are the cities with the highest crime rates….If robbers and maniacs and murderers and rapists have the slightest thought that their potential victim will have a gun they will be much more hesitant in pulling off said crime

            • brundlesmith

              Ever looked at federal gun control across western countries? Homicide rates are lowest in countries with gun control. The solution to gun-related crime certainly isn't more guns. That sounds like paranoia.

              • stonewall_79

                What?!?!?! look at what's happening in Mexico law abiding citizen are being disarmed by goverment and masacred by drug cartels, so yes morons disarming people is the solution.

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Meixco? Are for serious dawg?? A fucking pen gun!!

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Wtf r u talking about cities for?
              Plus fuk the stats this is just common sense

              • Yarr

                Use the stats when they support your position, "fuk" 'em when they prove you wrong. I like your strategy for debate.

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Hahhaha i know.

            • Carl

              For those big cities with high crime rates and gun control, I think you are switching cause and effect.

            • d1sturbed91

              Agreed. Did a report on this topic and it showed that all states with less restrictive gun regulations had lower crime rates. Its not the trained guy who legally bought their gun according to regulations that goes off shooting up places.

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Dude fuck ur pretentious report. It all depends on the stats u look at. Use common sense, not numbers generated by fuking rednecks

                • smiles at you

                  I think that guns level the playing field and are a big reason that the society we have is possible.We are violent. We have been forever. We will continue being so. However I think that we are better about being less violent and I think that guns allow this. Before guns those that were physically stronger or better trained/armed with big heavy weapons were suppressively dominant leaving very little chance for those weaker physically to stand against whatever ruling party was abusing them. Now a 100 pound person can defend themself against a much stronger person that may be intent on causing physical harm. It really comes down to having the right to defend yourself. I appreciate that my wife, partner or myself can respond defensively against a threat instead of being vulnerable to whatever threat may be presented.

                  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                    All i heard was blah blah blah im a primate.

                    • Mike

                      You're a fucking idiot. You state one thing and in the next comment contradict yourself. Admit you're wrong and move on, we all make mistakes. Your argument signifies that this clearly unstable individual, regardless of his choice in weapons, making an outrageous and unjust stand against innocent movie goers means that nobody should have guns. If you truly believe that our forefathers didn't think about the guy that goes awol then maybe you should go to a country that's being run by the corrupt and injust and pray you had more than rocks to throw at the guys with the AK's? I truly am afraid for the people like you who are so narrow minded that they see through the purpose of the constitution. You really ought to consider that maybe your actions make people want to shoot themselves and not vice versa. The colorado shooting was a tragedy and nothing but. But to suggest that all guns are gateways to murder is just ignoring the fact that if it weren't guns it would be something else. "One man's tool is another man's weapon."

                • d1sturbed91

                  Well you see buddy being in college means I can't just go off and find Joe Jerkoffs website of bullshit statistics for my reports. In fact all of my reports need respectable and reliable sources which was more important of a step than writing the damn paper. So therefore I didn't use numbers generated by rednecks. I used we sites generated by the government and researchers trying to find the answer based on yearly statistics of crime rates relating to the population (so all states are being measured equally) and the amount of people who have registered guns. So instead of being a douche and assuming that pro-gun statistics are generated solely by rednecks, keep in mind I actually took the time to look at both sides because yes I know numbers can be twisted any which way and the argument I made had the most evidence and made the most sense.

              • Methos

                the assmunch in CO had 4 legally obtained firearms and was trained well enough to shoot 80 innocent people. Other than shooting people, what are the vast majority of handguns designed to do? I'm not against people owning firearms, but to drive a car you must pass knowledge and proficiency tests; would it be so bad to require showing at least that amount of capability before owning a weapon? But, yes, there will always be guns available to those that think they need them, legal or otherwise.

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Word. Thats truth.

                • d1sturbed91

                  Definitely agreed there. The application process is too damn easy. Using the analogy you made, the fact that its harder to get your license is scary. Nonetheless even with that more difficult process, there are still totally incompetent people on the road driving who shouldn't have a license. Relating that to gun ownership the process definitely needs refining.

          • EamuFish

            IF the government cant keep cocain and oxycontin from getting into the hands of people in MAXIMUM security prisons what makes you think they can keep guns out of the hands of (supposedly) free citizens? there is no 100% solution when you fighting against human innovation because human innovation is boundless like your stupidity.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              ARE YOU FoR SERIOUs DAwG???!!!!

              U can get oc's in prison?? Shit sign me up

              • EamuFish

                again your stupidity is boundless JJ there is this site, that you can check for yourself its called Google… the below link is only Tennessee prisons contraband arrests. http://www.state.tn.us/correction/contraband.shtm

                please get back to fluffing and filching granny porn stars and leave chive alone.

      • sam

        it's the price we pay to be free.

        • Carl

          Funny, I thought that involved showing up to vote for our elected representatives. But I guess you're correct since so few US citizens exercise THAT particular right.

          • kcbskg

            How did we get from a mass shooting in a movie to voting?

        • Methos

          FREE? Free from what? We have the illusion of freedom that the owners of this country allow us to have.

      • sheoncebelieved

        Based on SavageCabbage we should also ban broom handles/Pool cues/ and Penis's. Why? b/c these are involved in rape. Rape can't happen without a penis….so, let's ban all penis'.

        • That Guy

          Well said, I'm glad everyone (except JJ) realizes what the real problem is… And it starts with stupid people.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Listen motherfucker u can say whatever u want

            But my names fuking j rake not no gay shit like fuckin jj.

            • Ethix

              Ok JJ, Whatever you say.

              • patov40

                Hey, leave BJ alone!

            • Ethix

              Can I suck your pee pee now?

          • sjvista

            Sorry – this guy was not a 'stupid person'

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              I hope ur talking about me. Id totally just bust a nut rite now if u were

            • don't be dumb

              huh, was he a master debator presenting an argument that sane people with guns are the problem in our society? wrong, he was a loon with an agenda and a gun, and people in that theater died for one's stupid view. picking up a gun doesn't make yo a criminal, you were a criminal before you picked up that weapon. this idiot was a criminal before he went into that theater.

        • Carl

          Don't forget the transgendered person who a rapist attacked. The rapist was not charged for rape because there was no vagina. So we should ban all vaginas too.

          Sorry, not every evil thing happens in America.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Savage cabbage?? ARE YOu FOR SERiouS Dawg??? Nooboddyy fucking savagecabbages to me!"
          Anyone guess that slightly improvd quote?

        • Rondo

          Spoken like someone who's never been forcedly finger banged.

        • Blec29

          Sure – double the number of penises and you double the rape. Remove guns from a country and you reduce gun-related deaths. Although there are SO many guns in the US already it would be almost impossible to even know where to begin..

      • http://www.facebook.com/dave.w.taylor David W. Taylor

        Give me a break. I'm a Canadian, and I still think your comment is shit. The US's right to bear arms has NOTHING to do with what happened. I've been hearing this stupid "gun control" bullshit all damn day and I'm tired of it. Guns will always be available, with gun control or not.

        Anyways, my condolences to the friends and families of the fallen and injured. KCCO 'Merica, from a Canadian friend.

      • top10edge

        "because of this right to bear arms crap that America still" If it wasn't a gun it would be something else. Pipe bombs, napalm, chemical bombs, etc… can all be made relatively easy with household products. There's 45+/- million gun owners in 'merica so should everyone suffer because we have a few select assholes??? What if every gun was taken from the American people? They could only get the registered ones…. That would leave millions of guns out there hidden and unregistered. Guess who has those…. Most of the 'bad' people that we don't want having them.

        Still not sold?? Well

        Should Christmas trees be regulated?
        Between 2005-2009, U.S. fire departments responded to an average of 240 home fires that started with Christmas trees per year. These fires caused an average of 13 deaths, 27 injuries, and $16.7 million in direct property damage annually.

        Should ball point pens be regulated?
        It's estimated that on average 100 people die each year from pens…. Are the pen manufactures responsible?????

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


      • dragon2777

        I own a Glock and a Remington shotgun and have never even thought about doing stuff like that. Guns don't make people do fucked up things the person would have done it anyway. If he really wanted to and couldn't get a gun he would have used a knife or something else. And I will always say if guns were outlawed then only outlaws will have guns.

    • fun with drugs

      what happened i seriously missed the news yesterday?

      • claire

        If you can go to thechive.com you can take a few mins to google.com and look up headlining news. Come on.

    • LoyalLAChiver

      I thought this was particularly interesting. Sad any way you look at it, that's not in question. What can be improved, however, are the measures we take to prevent this from ever happening again.

      "We’ve had 20 years of mass murders throughout which I’ve repeatedly told CNN and our other media, if you don’t want to propagate more mass murders, don’t start the story with sirens blaring; don’t have photographs of the killer; don’t make this 24/7 coverage; do everything you can not to make the body count the lead story; not to make the killer some kind of anti-hero; do localise the story to the affected community, and make it as boring as possible in every other market, because every time we have intense saturation coverage of a mass murder, we expect to see one or two more within a week."
      – Forensic psychiatrist Dr Park Dietz

      • Boobs4theWIN

        Well said! Glorified Media regardless of positive or negative still fuels those looking for the attention rush.

    • NOISE

      And now our tax dollars get to keep this fuckwit alive for the rest of his life.

      Times like these, I support the death penalty.

      • j_rizzo

        The death penalty is in place in Colorado. May this killer receive his day in court and be swiftly executed.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          The death penaltys pretty expensive. Add up all the court appeals and shit and its prob cheaper just ti let them rot.

          One miore shouout to all my drug offenders in jail. Let them free and therell be plenty of money keep mr holmes on lockdown

          • Responsibilty

            JJ, you need an education bro.

            Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

            Guns aren't the problem, they're in fact the solution.

            Google Gary Kleck's gun self-defense survey and you'll find that firearms are used in self defense situations more than 1.2 million times a year. That's far and away more than the number of victims of gun crime in this country.

            To dispel the notion that the USA would be like Europe and have lower crime rates without guns, you can study all violent crime statistics and see that Americans are simply more prone to violence than Europeans, and the crime rate would remain high no matter what weapons were available to criminals.

            To avoid horrific tragedies such as this one in Colorado, we need to not only have improved, armed, security; but more armed and trained citizens as well.

            I, for one, wish to retain my rights to have a gun, and defend myself and others around me if necessary.

            Thanks for reading

            • Wake Up JJ

              "Dumb ol JJ" I'm sure he heard that alot growing up.

              " Damn it JJ, quit wiping your ass and putting it in the trash can, fuck, I guess that's dumb ol JJ for ya"

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Get nutted!
                I was educated by the streets!
                Im not gonna rely on some fsu graduate who calculated his results based on 5000 household surveys. Get fucking real and use common sense

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              And im esspecially not gonna listen to someone who calls me bro

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Anddd yea people kill ppl. But ppl with guns fucking mass murder ppl… For the most part

                • JinGj

                  You forgot airplanes and a combination of diesel and fertilizer. Go troll at CNN.

                • JJgotNutted

                  Tell me something. Other than people, who else carry out mass murder? That was a rhetorical question. What I was trying to say is, shut the fuck up.

                  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                    Yo read the comments bul. I didnt say ppl kill ppl

                    • BGF

                      Yea you did…

                      "Anddd yea people kill ppl. But ppl with guns fucking mass murder ppl… For the most part"…

                    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                      My bad . Read the comment IN tHE Correct CONtexT… I was replying to someone

                    • Responsibility

                      JJ i tried to be reasonable with you but you obviously dont have two braincells to rub togethe. You are the biggest douchebag on the planet. I hope you OD on oxycontin alone in your moms basement because youll never amount to anything, or be a contributor to society. Get fucked.

    • Sgt. Mayer

      I think this photo should be taken off of "Daily afternoon randomness" Show the families of the wounded and murdered some respect. This does not belong under afternoon randomness! We did a great thing for the solder who lost his limbs raised tons of money(hell ya I donated) and gave him his own thread. 15 people were murdered in cold blood including children down to the age of 6 and over 50 injured. This is the respect we show the people effected by this tragedy. WE CAN DO BETTER.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


    • Chuck Norris

      "our own"? it's a fucking website, grow up.

      • patov40

        Hey, thanks for contributing to the discussion. Now could you please just get my car? Silver Tahoe. Thanks! B)

      • patov40 96p

        Really, I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and nothing nothing makes me hornier than sucking dick in the back of my Silver Tahoe. *Rubs nipples vigorously* B)

    • J_AV

      Regular chiver here, and the C16 is right across the street from my house. Tragic, unthinkable, sad. Decided at 11:45 last night not to go to the showing because I had to get up too early. Woke up to the horror and my neighborhood is in shock.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        I hope ur suckin ur lucky dick tnite then my boy.
        Ps ur all welcome for me leading the most entertaining comment reply board ever.

        Say wht u want, i run fucking train on this site!

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          My bad. Spelling police. I stayyy splitting infinitives

        • J_AV

          I'm not in junior high, so your childish comments are all moot. It truly is a shame that good people had to die in a mass shooting when people like JJ get to comment on theCHIVE.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Read my other re

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Plies under the other comments. id gladly try to be a hero if i was in that situation. Plus like omg like id totally be imortalized if i went out like that


          • d1sturbed91

            Cant even imagine what that must feel like to have avoided something like that so narrowly. Well its good to know that someone made it out alright. Life is just so crazy. But glad you're all right.
            And yeah man you'll always find some douche taking a serious tragedy and twisting it for his own amusement. Too bad the only "train" he's running is a hate train because he's making a fool of himself. I guarantee if it hit him closer to home he wouldn't be making a joke out of it

    • MattieCO

      I don't care which side of the gun control politics you are on. The most important thing is caring for the people who are left behind, not seeking a reason or solution to something we haven't solved in many years. I pray for the friend of mine who knew Sully (Alex Sullivan) whose wife now is lacking a husband and friends are now lacking a guy who loved Star Trek and told bad jokes (that his friends all loved him for).

      • Luke

        As a community we raised a couple hundred thousand dollars for one man (who greatly deserved it) maybe something could be set up to help all the teenagers who were there. Do a fundraiser and put it up as a scholarship/grant. It might not cover much for the ones in college but buying one or 2 books is certainly something.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Word. Id like to apologize to u specifically for getting off topic. Freinds and fam of the affected r the only onesthat i could understand being filled with rage and hatred toward holmes.

        Ill be pourin out drinks and dedicating blunts for the next 12 days

    • John

      Apparently his place was wired to blow. Thank God he left his bombs at home or this would have been much worse. The problem is that this sort of thing can't be prevented in a free society. If one person really wants to kill in large numbers, and he acts alone, there is very little chance of heading it off. It doesn't have to be gunfire. In a crowded place with limited access, there are any number of ways to stage a one-man masacre. From the moment in ancient history that oil started being used in lamps this sort of thing was going to happen. It will happen again. All of this talk about future preventative measures is just whistling past the graveyard.

    • jimmy

      Couldn't agree more

    • brwneyedpixxie

      I came across a post on facebook, that is trying to get Christain Bale, (in Batman costume) to visit the fans in the hospital. I immediately thought of the Chive, as the Chive seems to be great at getting the word out.

    • savagecabbage

      Well that was fun. (in redneck voice) y'all can have my gun when ya pry it from my cold dead hand. I understand you get very emotionally attached to your guns. I wholeheartedly apologise. Bless you all. Please enjoy what should be your national anthem….

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #2 You are all in our prayers!

    • Wet_tosti

      I don't think there are chivers among the victims because the shirt's are probably bulletproof (check the label). I wish al the people whose life taken a turn for the worst all the strength, luck and best wishes!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Stokesy6 Garrett Stokes

      #27 perhaps our "friend" from Colorado needed some of this perspective.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      *you are all in our actions
      Fuk that vudu shit. I challenge any and all supernatural telekenetic beings to smite me!

  • bob_the_cook

    #2 Thoughts and prayers to the victims in Colorado. I hope that asshole gets locked away and forgotten.

    • Justice

      He should be hung, shot, set on fire or otherwise removed from society in a permanent fashion.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        I think jail will be just fine

        • Kitra

          Ok you pay for it.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            " i would but it looks like ur the one strapped to the bomb and im the one wearing the gorrilla mask"

    • thorthechiver

      thats too easy i say they reinstate death by firing squad for that fucker there should be 12 shooters total

      • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.schaad Stephen Schaad

        Can I sign up for the squad???

      • lostagain

        Firing squad is still a legal form of execution in Utah I think it is…

    • Lyrex

      Death by wood-chipper. Feet first.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Hahahaha jesus christ dude

    • Keepincalmintragedy

      I will never forget….nor will I ever forgive.

      My prayers go out to all the families of the victims.

      I only hope the fact that this psycho is behind bars forever is a small consilation to these families.

    • Spelling Police

      We still have the death penalty in CO. We're not as fast as TX, but I don't doubt he'll be executed.

      • Un-Impressive

        (If found guilty) He'll be put in solitary confinement as the populace of the main area would kill him otherwise

      • thorthechiver

        thats great to hear man this guy doesn't deserve to sit in a cell for years and years while we pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep him alive. not after what he did.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Damn it costs that much to keep one person alive in prison??? Sarcasm level- above ur heads

          I say we just get rid of social security! Fuk those old heads! Less people less problems!

          • thorthechiver

            damn dude what koolaid have you been drinking. its funny that you think your pathetic attempt at sarcasm would go over our heads when sadly it fell flat at our feet. Its people like you fuck this country up even more with your retarded ideas and hipocrisy. Less people Less problems would be good but why kill off old people who have done nothing wrong when you want this mass murderer to be allowed to live. you Sir have failed at life and should go fall in some deep hole and never come out.

            • kbutt

              Yup over your head…known fact- the cost of execution and appeals is more expensive than throwing someone in a 6×8 cell for the rest of their lives. Look it up if you care to.

              • thorthechiver

                yes you are right with legal fees and multiple appeals will cost more. but do you really think this will be a long legal battle and any judge would grant him an appeal. and to be clear i agree in most cases it costs a lot more and then the are never even executed. but with special circumstances like this one i believe i speak for everyone when i say he should be put to the front of the line. And if necessary i'll personally buy whatever materials they want to use to kill this man to help cut down costs.

                • kbutt

                  Yes I do…check out ted bundy appeals.

                  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                    Fuk yea! Gett nutted other dude!

                    • thorthechiver

                      yeah the Ted Bundy case was a little different than this one if you look historically serial killers have a long process because they hold out for plea bargins and use past bodies that haven't been found to buy them time and waste resources on the Gov's part. A case like this is open and close there is no leverage he has or that he has come out and tried to use. he's just a man who went on a shooting spree and now has to face justice there will be no plea deal or no other bodies we have to find with this man.

    • https://www.facebook.com/vincekristin.aleman Vince-Kristin Aleman

      I think they should ship him off to Texas, you can either leave him to the inmates or we can put that a$$ down… personally I think the inmates could do a better job than anyone else

    • Kobe

      "Death by Exile"

    • Crash

      I truly believe that this asshole needs to be publicly executed. He is obviously looking for attention in which the media will provide. So if anything good can come of this, maybe it's that they can send an example to any other asshole out there that there will be severe consequences to trying to kill 100 strangers. If he just gets years of media attention and a small sentence because he was temporarily insane, then some other lonely fucktard will repeat this tragedy again and again. Also, I hope any families in need reach out to the chive. I would be glad to help in this time of need.

  • Wyatt




    • above bham

      roll tide roll!

  • Heisanidiot


    It is now…thanks.

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #11 picture of the globel via 1497ad

    • Dickleg


    • Martin

      That's a rock formation called tepuy, and that tepuy name is roraima and it's located at national park canaima in Venezuela!!!
      I'm a Venezuelan chiver!!!! Sorry for my English!! Kcco!!

      • Professor Squeegee

        I haven't seen Tepuy before this post. Thanks for the info..

    • Carlos Garcia

      Such a beautifull place!! you have to walk for 3 days to make it to the top (lazy ppl use helicopters)!! Its located at the Canaima National Park in Venezuela my home town its near that place!! KCCO chivers…. a loyal chiver from Venezuela!!

    • jeremy

      and here I thought it was that place in the movie "Up", I should get out more

  • suckit

    Keep calm and whore on chivettes,

    • Boozer

      Poor fella…mom forget to iron your underwear for you?

    • ChiveLife

      Probably just a jealous chivette that didn't make it haha no one cares

    • getalife

      Here come the nerdy chive white knights to save the honor of their queens.

      • TheSimonizer

        Being a Nerdy Chive white knights is 100x better than being a fucking asshole… so yeah..

        • VTChivette

          Nerdy chive white knights are hot. If a woman feels beautiful, shouldn't she be able to express that through a picture? Is appreciation not acceptable?

      • https://www.facebook.com/vincekristin.aleman Vince-Kristin Aleman

        Sorry if the people that submit their photos here are nerds, then I'm confused? I sit at a f#cking computer all day and the chive is my break away from reviewing documents. If that makes me a nerd, having a desk job, then ok I see where the term "nerd" is appropiate.

      • pok

        i know, right? and they use the same lame insults over and over. either the person "lives with their mom", "their mom is a whore", "they're a virgin", or "they're gay". they're so unoriginal it's pathetic.

    • rocky

      Comments like yours make no sense. Chivettes post their photos for the sake of fun and entertainment. They are beautiful women who are kind enough to share their desirable bodies with the Chive community and this provokes a reaction of anger and causes you to say things with the sole purpose of being hurtful? You are a pitiful and angry man, and any true Chiver feels sorry for you, because your attitude will never allow you to know how truly awesome it is to live life with the Keep Calm and Chive On mentality. So you can suck it, suckit, and hopefully while you are down there you will be occupied long enough to not waste anyone's time with your stupid fucking posts.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Shit i like whores. I thought his comment was very encouraging

        • kbutt

          I like the way this guy thinks.

      • Sig Ep Chiver

        i like bitches showing their ass and tits as much as the next guy, but cut that PG bullshit out. attention whoring is attention whoring, no matter how sexy it is.

        • asdfdasf

          couldn't agree more

          • patov40 96p

            Also agree.

    • patov40

      Alright trolls, lets break this up. These floors aren't going to clean themselves. And BJ? Go mop out the men's room? Someone puked in one of the stalls. Let's get right on that, 'K?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Hahahhahhaha but fuck that yo thats charlie work. Im a fucking king!

  • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

    All of todays posts were amazing!!! Including #36

    • cS9

      Very nice ladies..way to represent!

  • saltygary

    I demand the 3 boob girl from Total Recall, why are you not here!

  • Kelowna Chiver

    Thank god it's fri!!! Kcco everyone and have a good weekend!

    • Daz boot

      Atta be Kelowna!!!! KCCO Earls patio!!!

  • db3300

    #34 I wish we were all there right now.

    • 1988bc

      that laptop is HUGE!

  • Joeltx

    I find myself liking Canadian women more and more.

    • CanadianChivette

      And so you should!

    • Rette

      I keep thinking the same thing!!! Might have to look into moving up there just for the quantity/ quality of their Chivettes!!

  • Manning181

    #34 I want to go to there. KCCO and Happy Friday Chivers and Chivettes!

  • Adam

    #23 Holy tits…

    • jjj

      Holy everything.

      • Macro

        Holy oversaturated red in Photoshop.

  • suckmedry

    #13 #32 Sluts !

    • yawn

      No ,only decent women with no daddy issues and good morals upload semi naked pics on the internet.

    • Justin Cider

      #32 you should gift him with anal thats what he really wants

  • bob_the_cook

    #21, #22, #23 I love farm girls!

    • st33

      Her body is NAILS

    • raffy

      just banging!

    • electric boogalo

      She looks healthy!

  • rural firefighter

    #32 well lucky guy I say! MOAR!

    • Seriously?

      I'm sure he'll be happy that the first thing she did with her newly clad phone was take a picture of her tits to show the internet!

    • Dark Helmet

      Did he gift you with those nipple rings too?

    • Jim

      10 out of 10 for improvisation in using safety pins as nipple piercings!

    • Karl

      What is on her arm?

    • never.

      Gift is not a verb. It's not, no matter how many people say "I gifted this" or "He gifted that" or "I want to gift your motherfucking mouth", it will NEVER be a verb. NEVERRRRRRRRRR.

      • Kae

        From Webster's:
        Definition of GIFT
        transitive verb
        1: to endow with some power, quality, or attribute
        2: present <gifted her with flowers>
        First Known Use of GIFT
        circa 1550

        • never.

          I will place the fucks I give in the space here: ""

          I don't care what dictionary says what. It sounds fucking stupid.

          • Ron Bergundy

            agreed. same with fail and win. just sounds retarded.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              See ron burgundy thats my mu'fuckin niggaa
              We ride in the hood with them hit squad killlaaaazzz"

          • Willie

            I reject your reality and substitute my own.

          • silky

            you sound fucking stupid

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      so sorry, but I don't want to suck on jewelry Or safety pins! Silly me.

      • Willie

        Moar for me

    • https://www.facebook.com/louderkirk Logan Ouderkirk

      very nice piercings

  • Bryce

    #4 cloud shits rainbows

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      or pukes them. no, its shitting.

    • Jonathan

      definitely shopped

  • blue_bronco

    #21 Please God be from Iowa!

    • aggierule

      sorry bro sexy farm girls like that can only be found in Texas.

      • http://twitter.com/aguysthought @aguysthought

        Everyone know the finest women live in Texas and, from what I have gathered from the chive, Canada.

    • Tyler

      I second that

      • huskernut

        u wish!

        • GBR

          She's definitely a Nebraska girl!

    • Katie

      This girl was my best friend in highschool.
      She's from Australia, but she now resides in NZ.
      Sorry American boys.

      • Kristen

        So you're the ugly fat friend that spawned the wing-man? You're a lying whore, Katie.

        • Katie

          I'm not ugly.
          And I'm not a whore.
          But actually, I was telling the truth.

      • https://www.facebook.com/tim.gilding Tim Gilding

        Good move going to NZ.

  • Turbodude

    God Bless the victims and their families and fry that sick bastard


      I don't want them to kill that guy. Put him a cell where he gets ass raped and beat on a daily basis for the rest of his life.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Phantommmm of the megaaplexxxx is heerreeeeee

        • _LG

          I get the attempt, but… too soon (if ever). 😦

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            I apologize. But only because u made an attempt to understand my comments before u criticized.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Still tho a classy disney orginal movie reference is impressive i think

        • kbutt

          I retract my previous statement…

    • http://felixoliver.net vonRichth0fen

      This is why I like being a chiver. That and all the girls that say hi just because of a t-shirt. But this is more important.

    • scott selburg


      here is a link to a sweet girl who has lost two fingers and was shot 3 times a little fund raiser for her in Colorado ! Yes she is my niece and it is to soon!!

  • Leo

    #19 I need help to reach something I'm my closet too

    • Woop

      I thought you just came out of the closet.

    • foul83

      This chick is ridiculous. Click on that link below the pic. Wow.

  • boobz


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      #29 fuk pigs yo there just a bunch if henchman

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


        • http://www.facebook.com/ashley.groppe Ashley Groppe


          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            **** get nutted!

            • JHL1


              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Also get nutted
                Ps what impecaable timing by me to see u misspell that shit.

                # gottalovetheiphone

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