Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • dkb

    #10 i could watch this all day

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      All those olympians r fukin yeti s in person tho

      • Epitomizer

        I hope you get Lou Gehrig's Disease.

      • derr

        Too bad she's not an Olympian

    • Muadieb

      Someone ought to make her a chivette… Just sayin'

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Since the average Chiver is a living at moms comic book reading virgin please allow me to translate the body language for you:

      "Look at me! Look at ME! Of course I'm not an attention whore, this IS my regular warming up routine. Look! At! Me! Am I not gorgeous? Am I not perfectly in shape? LOOK!!1! Am I not perky? Does my hair whipping not turn you on? KEEP LOOKING!!!!11! Of course I'm not doing this to distract the other contestants. Am I not beautiful? What? No, the spirit fingers ARE a required part of my warming up. Keep looking, you too, camera men… LOOK AT ME!!!111!! Next time I'll lift my shirt so you can see some underboob, I promise. KEEP LOOKING!!!!!11!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one who is right

      • Impressive

        STFU stupid bitch

        • You

          STFU, Stan.

      • 0331

        Maybe, but it is working. Besides, doesn't that describe chivettes?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well… if you leave out the warming up and spirit fingers parts… yes, of course.

          Gotta love those "Am I worthy" pics… They never submit unless they're sure they look good (well… good enough for Chivers that is. It's a broad spectrum).

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Read me! Read! Me! READ ME!!!11

          • Jake

            When I'm warming up (also a runner), I always do spirit fingers… Especially when it's cold outside. What do you look like anyways? I assume you have never ran since you don't know how to warm up…

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Chhhhrist this is getting old: I've been in Hump Day, DAR, BYB amongst others, and there were hints.
              But:
              Chivers aren't good at hints.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – able to run. AND warm up!

              • mrkerrdontplay

                where you see a woman purposely objectifying herself, i see a woman who is just having fun and being a normal human being. i understand cynicism is part of your schtick, but judging people you don't know reflects even more poorly on yourself.

      • Mutt

        Get thee out Satan! Coming here with your lies and deceptions!

    • Impressive

      this is freakin awesome level 1000, she's beautiful, talented, possesses ability and is having fun, it is a way to get rid of pre-race jitters Good on her!

    • Max

      end result…..she won the race…Paula please go back under your bridge and eat more truffles

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nothing grows where I live. Very strange.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – and when I move: same thing within days!

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          I hav reason to believe that ur a dude

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            No more than I have reason to believe you are a douchebag.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              To each HiS own.
              Ps dont even try to outtroll me. Its like tryna outpolite dwight

    • Pablo

      Bring back things that bounce!!!!

    • jwincman

      I have been!

    • Amigo

      That's Barcelona for ya, hot ass women everywhere, and don't even get me started on the topless beaches….

    • Ron Bergundy

      that' because you have no sex life.

    • A.J.R

      Exactly was I was thinking!

    • Trinitiger
      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        paula wants a cockmeat sandwich

    • emailhobo

      Has anyone noticed the hottie behind Michelle? Not bad at all. And Michelle looks like she's having a few orgasms doing her routine.

  • This.

    #4 Either woman or gay…either way you suck.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      This

      Is
      The carrrterrrr
      So hold on to ur teenage daughttaaa

    • Me.

      Awkward moment when you realize the UFC fighters up top have huge fucking ears… Probably hear the sun come up every morning.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Please. the average sorority bink will see this as encouragement to keep doing it. See Paula's post above….

    • TommyKnockers

      Thanks for ruining it for everyone else on this side of the building asshole.

  • Darwin

    #4 I will gladly trade you living arrangements….

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Maybe theyre just tryna study tho

      • jeff s

        must be a fag

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      But yea ho handwriting fa sho

      • Joe

        You are a complete dumbass..

    • Kristen

      I don't think they want to live in your mom's basement. Although, when her asshole gets worn out by the neighbors, the sorority cunts could step in.

  • Romeo

    #1 like a boss

  • Me.

    #10 Boys, Boys, Boys…Goddamn that song!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      What songs that? Hard in the paint by waka flaka?
      Hesasicklad

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      I woke up and watched this video again…am I alone on this one or is she just that cute?

      • Epitomizer

        I see a rainbow form over her every time I see it.

        • Kristen

          That's weird, rainbows are gay…paging Dr. Freud.

  • hater

    #13. The whistles go woo-woooooo!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahahhaha fuk yea thats only in the m'oning

      • gmen

        you should be up making breakfast or sumthin

    • Tyy

      Hahahaha.

    • Bubb Rubb

      • take2
        • fuckit
          • Kristen

            Hahaha…you suck.

  • pingpong

    #31 How much was she?

    • 3Monkeys

      She looks do happy that he's wearing that shirt. And can I get her number and hourly rate? I'd only need a few minutes…

    • Ceb92

      She looks like the cleanest hooker ive ever seen

    • chris

      pretty cheap i got the family discount

    • skimed

      I'm almost positive I went to college with this girl

      • LAZERMAC

        Ahhh, I'll buy at a high price!

  • Darwin

    #29 And people say CoD isnt realistic…

    • eyyy

      or gta, where did the rocket launcher come from?

    • Impressive

      He is ready for the Zombies

      • Not Impressive

        i'm ready for people to shut the fuck up about the zombies.

      • Kristen

        Wow, a zombie reference. That's really, really fuckin' funny. Go away, cunt.

      • Obama

        original joke or GTFO

    • Derp

      He clearly used the box cheat

      • HumpDan

        r2 + r2+ r1 + r2 + l1 + r2 + left + down + right + up + left + down + right + up

    • LOL

      HA, Metal Slug!

    • Byron_Black

      I hope he has all of those hotkeyed.

  • Jimmy_Recard

    The kid in #7 is awesome!

    • Impressive

      No Fear!

      • Kristen

        You should change your name.

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      not as awesome as #21

  • Him.

    #14 Giant baby is sad. Needs bigger wagon.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Man i fucking hate infants.
      China was truly an inovater with population laws

      • Alby

        "Innovator."

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Thanks couldnt figure that one out for the life of me

      • Dumbass

        they should have outlawed you

        • Assdumb

          NO U

  • ItsNick

    #16 smack that ass!

    • Impressive

      DAT ASS!

      • Ceb92

        Lmao oh man i wish i culd remember where that pic was at id post it right next to #16

  • TokyoFace

    #1 … call of duty, mcdonalds ops

  • Jimbo.

    #16 Me watching my girlfriend workout.

    • Ron Bergundy

      that cat's not nearly as big a pussy as you.

      • Arcona

        Why are so many chivers complete assholes?

        • Bill57

          their not real chivers there just trolls cause they trol but the dont know how to kkco like we do so chive on you chiving chiverino. were bros right?

          • Arcona

            sho brah

    • Kristen

      Your girlfriend is a cat? Guess that makes sense…only pussy you'll ever get.

  • Kevin

    It's science.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      How bout a shoutout to all my field generals locked up on bogus drug charges #15

      • Everyone

        You are more annoying than Paula…………..did not think that was possible.

        • no ur not

          he's funnier than any of you dumbasses.

    • Child Please

      It's…..a boring comment.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Had to take advantage of the wasteful comment. No one looks at page 2

  • Turbodude

    Brilliant !!
    #8

  • Frank

    #20 Anal

    • Frank

      So…Anal isn't the most generous sex?

    • Impressive

      Okay, but I want you to tug on my balls while you're doing it.

  • Bangerang

    #16 exactly what I'd be doing, cat.

  • eyyy

    I bet #30 belongs to #29

    • hahaz

      he hunts the mountain men for the government

      • Obama

        It's spelled, "gubment."

  • Fudge

    #12. 343 firefighters died on 9-11 dumbass

    • fuqmac

      who doesn't know that by now??

      • dumbass college kid

        me

      • Americans

        "Never Forget"

        we forgot.

      • murrica

        i didnt know that. and i also thought it was a bong mask (seriously)

      • Phoneboy

        his clueless friend on Facebook, apparently.

    • libussa

      I don't see the point of your comment there…

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        I dont c tha point of yo comment der

        • Huh?

          Quit talking like a fucking idiot. You're the kind of guy that gets popped at the bar for no goddamn reason.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            I could see a reason.

          • https://www.facebook.com/MisterMcGiggles Mark McGinnis

            Or at the movie theater during Batman.

            • JCruse

              Not cool, bro.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        oh good lord…
        at this rate Paula better step up her game if she wants to catch up in the future

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Dont ever compare to that coward.

    • I don't know

      Thanks for pointing that out I saw that and came straight to the comments to say that. You'd think the guy commenting who is obviously a firefighter would of known that.

      • Penis Winkle

        *have

      • Jay

        He probably does/did know that. But my guess since that is where the unit# usually goes, and there's was 341, he just assumed it was THEIR unit# he was trying to put on there and failed. I can see why he thought it.

    • Meg

      You guys are all fucking stupid. The numbers refer to his station/squad number.

      • Iceman2509

        No it doesn't.

      • Ben

        No it's for the 343 that died on 9/11….and if he really did fuck up he lucked into a solid backup story

        • Si1entStatic

          I'm sure Mac *blur* just misunderstood the intentions of the tattoo, since they must be from the 341….. Thumbs up to your comment sir.

      • McBoogerballs

        No it is very common for firefighters to get tattoos with 343 in reference to 9/11. How do I know? I am a firefighter.

        • Mr. Happy

          Thanks brother.

      • David

        No, you're the idiot! its for 9/11!!

        • Eric

          Yeah that shit is def about 9/11. Lame of the chive to think that kind of stupidity is funny.

          • Jess

            Or they thought it was funny someone else messed up while commenting?

            • Assdumb

              or John thought it was hawt because he loves burly firefighters.

      • Robert

        No you fuck tard it for the fallen from 9/11 and really show me amd engine or ladder 343 pretty sure NY isnt that big nor would they have it out of respect

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Lol meg

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Griffin hahaha.

    • tim

      341 firefighters died 9/11 2 paramedics both are considered members of FDNY, learn your shit before you call someone who knows what their talking about a dumbass

      • dumb americans

        *they're* and english isn't even my first language. retarded americans.

  • Lower

    #21
    I'm Batman

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      The batman*

  • BigPup

    #10 I want to see what she does to get ready for sexy time.

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

      prolly the same thing , only in a thong

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Well im sure she eats from her dish and goes potty first. Maybe a walk too?

        • Slim Jim

          dude, you ever read the shit you write before you press enter?

          • chance

            hahaha ^

          • Ceb92

            Something tells me jjrake is trying to be the troll for the day, lets just ignore him

            • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

              if only it was just today.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well she wouldn't be usable if she didn't FIRST do a # 1 and # 2 meow, would she?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Dont try to ride my coattails

        • Ron Bergundy

          cracks me up everytime. keep it up man. fuck the haters.

    • fish

      "Sexy Time"? What are you, Asian?

  • friend

    #25 Nice. Melt plastic into your food, genius

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      "cant u see y everyone says shes so looose!"-

      • sdfsdf

        JJrrake, high as fuck, saying some shit irrelevant to this shit

  • tim

    #23 not what i wanted to see before going to bed…

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Pedobear??

      • Un-Impressive

        You're an Idiot of the first order

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Mommy?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #23 Well that's one way to discourage tailgaters

  • B Dub

    #16 A nice tushie and a little pussy…. A perfect combination.

    • What_Tha

      And then there's the cat.

      • Ceb92

        Now we know why the furballs keep cock blocking us guys everywhere, they just want the ass themselves!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Ive commented on evrything else so i guess ill round out the page

      Smoke ice!

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