July 20, 2012 |
In: Dopamine Dump, Funny
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Category: Dopamine Dump, Funny
#39 brightened my day.
#46 LOL ….but seriously guys, this had to be choreographed!
WTF does #3 say?
How has there not been one comment yet on #15 ?!?! that might be the nicest body I have ever seen on the chive. COME ON COMMENT SECTION! get with it!
#16 The new skittles commercial? Taste the rainbow.
#26 I'm sure that's Alyson Stoner, and Ashley Tisdale…a early shot from Phineas and Ferb? Vincent Martella (sp) and ? ?
#26…Jesus, she even looks completely useless and unwanted in this photo. Fuck you Sansa.
#39 So you're saying there's a chance…….
That is fucking awesome
the only thing that sucks is that the other way around and this is RAPE #46
the woman in this is german actress "Martina Hill".
the clip is from her sketch-show called "Knallerfrauen" (which roughly translates to "powerwomen").
this is her homepage: http://www.martinahill.com
and this is the shows website: http://www.sat1.de/tv/knallerfrauen
(everythings in german of course)
#4 Bitch Please
My name is a Norse God
And don't ask "Am you played by Tom Hiddleston?"
#46 Hysterical! I was rolling.
#46 – I was once standing on a crowded train in the Underground when we came to a stop and an older English gentleman wearing a suit came in put his briefcase down in front of me, and knelt down quite near my crotch to tie his shoes as the train left the station. Holding onto the rail I began to let my hips rock with the rhythm of the train, while reaching my other hand behind the kneeling gentleman's head in a cupping motion and looking over at my laughing buddy and his wife with my eyebrow raised. The gentleman looked up, caught me in the act, and being a sensible English gentleman, apologized for being "in my way". I suppose you had to be there. Anyhow, this reminded me of that day.
#39 also means that in some universe Emma Watson is your very large and violent male cellmate, and she is banging you. Which is not awesome. Probably.
#26 Game of Muthafuggin Thrones
#19 Holy shit. Who is THAT?
#46 makes me cry lol
#1 It's OK Pete. We still recognize you as the best player who ever played the game….despite what the old boys' club
#1 It's OK Pete. We still recognize you as the best player who ever played the game….despite what the old boys' club; Giamatti-Vincent-Selig, has to say. The HIT KING will live on forever!!!
#4 story of my life
#39 i needed that to get through the rest of the day with a smile on my face.
Who is #10, looks familiar…
#46 hmmm… it seems I always get arrested when I randomly do this to women on the street….
while i know #12 is in no way related…it might have been bad timimg…
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