Laziness isn’t a vice, it’s a skill (39 photos)

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  • Jack B.

    Sweet!

    • Overdose

      #14 rest in peace Mitch

      • FunKiller

        Legend.

    • TheChris

      Dude!

    • halfassed911

      #9
      that's so my alarm clock

  • Big Ben Healy

    Big Ben Healy says… VOTE FOR ME!!!

    • Big Ben Healy

      I don't give a rats ass for the voters! All I care about is the power and the power that'll give me the money. That's why I'm a success and you're not! America for the Americans. You believe that nonsense? You're stupider than I thought! I'd sell my soul to the Japanese if they made me an offer. And as for you, don't come suckering around me if you want something! The only thing you'll get from me is my big fat ass!

      • J.D

        great movie reference and screen name lol

  • Picard_

    #3 #19 #39 are my favorite kind of lazy!

    • http://twitter.com/brisbanebaby @brisbanebaby

      It's like you read my mind. Sweet!

      • FunKiller

        I'd like to read your mind…..come a little closer…..

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Least likely to resist….

    • DickFister

      That would definately make me a lazy fucker

    • FunKiller

      I most definitely would not leave my bed if any of them were in it.

    • Frank M

      I want to be lazy with #39. 🙂

  • Tee

    Im too lazy to see #3 #19 and #39 in my bed in the morning. =

    • jjj

      I'm pretty sure I couldn't get out of bed in the morning with any of them in my bed. But there would be a lot goin on that I wouldn't call lazy!!!! 😉

  • Oscar

    #37 like a boss!

    • thedude325

      They call it lazy, I call it efficiency.

    • KyleGamgee

      "Work smarter, not harder." Scrooge McDuck

  • timetrvlr86

    thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and families in colorado tonight. screwed up world we live in. KCCO

    • http://www.facebook.com/Gerberjensen Thomas Gerber Jensen

      Naah.. Screwed up laws they got. Revoke the second amendment, and the country will be a better place to live..

      Still sad though.

      • Scaggnettii

        take guns away. your a fucking idiot. that sign on the front of the building that says no guns is the reason people like that choose the venues they choose. one person with a conceal and carry would have stopped him after the first shot. go hide under your bed with your creaton fucking spawn you gutless pussy.

        • Hugh G. Rection

          Oh yeah the big bad people with guns are gonna save the day from the other big bad people with guns! Yay! …..tard

        • P Sherman

          Arguing with idiots will only make you look like an idiot.

          • Anthony

            Two armed men (one with a gun, one with a baseball bat) were chaced out of an internet cafe by a 70 year old man here in ocala because he was legally carrying a firearm. Even if guns were outlawed, criminals would still have and use them. The only difference is law abiding citizens wouldnt have a choice.

        • http://www.facebook.com/mayra.roque.16 Mayra Roque

          Do your research before assuming guns are the issue. Canada has just as many guns if not more per person and their crime rate with guns is in the 100s compared to ours of over 60K. We need to stop promoting and giving ratings to violence and spread the KCCO!!! ❤

          • REVOLVER_KAZ

            Nice!

          • truth

            Thank you.

        • matt

          or he wouldve hit another 18 innocents before being shot down. despite what you see on TV, not every good guy has a perfect shot in the middle of chaos.

    • timetrvlr86

      I didnt post this to start a political argument… shut your mouths and think about the ppl whos lives were changed today and be glad it wasnt u. KCCO

  • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

    #19 Mmmm…definitely makes me want to go back to bed if she were there. 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #12 pisses me off.. Don't walk that extra 20 feet lazy ass

    • That Guy

      This is my biggest pet peeve! Fuck you lazy assholes & fuck whoever dented my car lol. And on that note Happy Friday my friends

    • Notme

      Should be shot

    • grocery_gestapo

      This and those lazy sorry fucks that park in the fire lane so they only
      have to walk 5 feet.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.lamb.315 Jonathan Lamb

      glad im not alone in thinking this is beyond lazy

    • thedude325

      Seriously. Some asshole pushes a cart off into the middle of the parking lot and it instantly becomes a repository of shopping carts for lazy assholes.

      • GoUSA

        I like to think I'm creating jobs by doing this. Without me some grocery stores would not need to pay a h.s. kid to grab these… Hence no first car!

  • Sade

    #3 So close.

  • http://www.facebook.com/laura.stanton.790 Laura Stanton

    #38 you are my hero

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #3 #19 thats fine ladies, i got this

  • cambo125

    #30 was recycled for Transformers 3 as there was a stuntman injured while filming a scene, so they needed to use alternate footage.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Interesting. I couldn't find anything about the stuntman, but this does seem to be well documented: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010714/T

    • hwath

      No excuses.

    • Scoot

      "99% of the facts you read on the internet are accurate."
      –Findings reported in Abraham Lincoln's scientific journals circa 1991.

    • neek

      Michael Bay is notoriously known for recycling footage from his' previous films.

      • Mutt

        …and for having nonsensical plots

      • notthatkindofdoctor

        especially sun flares…

        • Samantha

          and having would-be porn stars "act"

  • Jacko50

    I got to #19 and as too lazy to scroll any further.

    • mastrrob

      let me scroll down for you, don't miss

      #39

  • Goldmember

    Isn't this entire post a re-post?

    • dfarner

      Well the post being about laziness, I think it fits that the whole post is a repost.

    • FunKiller

      Hello irony.

      • Twit

        not irony.

  • Jay

    #6

    Damn things ain't getting any cheaper

    • Can't beard

      I'd say each of my Gillette pro glide blades lasts me about 2 months but thats only cause I can only grow a damn mustache. Wish it'd spread around like grass but nope, dirty stash for life so I don't even let it grow.

    • FunKiller

      *aren't

    • luke

      there is a place on the internets where you can get good razors monthly that don't have the word gilette on them and you get to save a ton of money somthing like dollar shave club and there is a dot and some type of ending with a m and an o and a c in reverse order.

    • Notknowing

      No freakin' kidding. It's cheaper to buy the handle with the blades, than to buy replacement blades. They may as well be coated in gold, for the price you pay for replacements.

  • CLTHomebrewer

    #10 is too funny

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      I guess you could say this is Smart Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!

    • Gabe

      Oslo, Norway. I recognize that tram considering i was on it today. People here are really not that lazy, so this is a bit of a surprise.

      • sss

        Surprise? I see this way too often on the subways in Oslo. Nothing new

  • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

    amaze-balls…. really?
    gtfo vanessa

  • Dan

    "Laziness isn't a vice, it's a skill." that's what I keep telling my mom

  • cels0_o

    #37 is genius

    • Notknowing

      …not the same guy, just the same gene pool with the same job. =)

  • Justin Cider

    Work smarter not harder!

  • Justin Cider

    #22 forgot the lube and kleenx

    • Filthy

      That's where he is

  • Max

    #3 #19 #39….. valid point….you get a hall pass

  • I AM HOT

    some awesome picture reviled
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    thank you

    • I AM SMART

      Revealed stupid.

  • Optimus_prime

    #21 Genius!

    • CaptMike

      awww. I thought I invented that way of eating cheesy poofs without getting orange fingers…. 😦

    • Mike D

      I think my coworker does this on the weekends. Might be why he is 400lbs.

  • Mitch Cumstein

    #14

    Mitch Hedberg…FTW

    "I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long."

    • CanucksRule

      "rice is great when u're hungry and want 3000 of something."

    • parkatola

      I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

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