Babies that don’t suck (35 photos)

  • nick y

    the stars of the future

  • scott

    i feel like these kids are gonna have problems when theyre older

    • Luke

      Yeah but fun problems like partying too much.

  • maxamill


    • Levian

      At least you called it right

  • Ekim

    #7 This little dude made my day

    • Vince-Kristin Aleman

      How I felt this morning

      • Tru Chiver


    • Opes

      That's what happens when I smoke too much 'ron

  • @CeeLovis

    #11 too soon?

    • cbo1

      I was thinking the same thing, but I'm from Denver.

    • David Cornier-Chevere

      Because of a joker costume?

    • Gordon Shumway

      Too soon for what? A little kid in a costume. Just fucking calm down already.

      • cbo1

        a person kills 12 and shoots another 70 thinking he was the joker. Posting the photo is a little soon.

        • Jimmy

          No, youre just a fucking idiot.

          • cbo1

            Look the parents of the 6 year old girl who died and tell them that. The photo could have waited for awhile.

            • ScottyDoesn'tKnow!

              Pretty sure they aren't surfing the fucking web. Chill the fuck out.

              I'm pretty sure a 4 year old in a costume really brings back the realism of that terrifying event, you are such an idiot.

              • cbo1

                Come wait in the hospital with me while I wait and see if my cousin survives this event.

                • Larry

                  that's life. pick yourself up, and carry on. doesn't give you the right to tell people what's acceptable and what isn't. get over yourself.

                • WTF Mate

                  You are so full of shit. You are a horrible person for even making up that lie that you are in the hospital waiting to check on ur cousin!!! Ur a fucking disgusting liar! Delete your post if you have a fucking soul

                • Gordon Shumway

                  Shut the fuck up and get off the web.

                • James Holmes

                  Now this is the story all about how

                  Dark Knight came out, but got shut down

                  And I'd like to take a minute just stop and freeze

                  I'll tell you how I became the hero that Gotham needs

                  In sunny California born and raised

                  In the classroom was where I spent most of my days

                  Chillin' out, learnin', and earnin' my degree

                  And then headin' up to Denver for some neurosurgery

                  When I got bored with life, and I dyed my hair red

                  And bought a bunch of guns to shoot your family dead

                  I went to one little town and I hatched a plan

                  And said "it's really fuckin' simple — we kill the Batman!"

                  I hit up all the shops, and it became clear

                  That I'd have to use the web to buy my armor and gear

                  If I could say anything, it'd be a walk in the park

                  'Cuz the kids can't run fast when they're trapped in the dark

                  I, came, in with a mask as I walked through the door

                  And I fired off my shotty, tried to beat Cho's high score

                  Looked at the theatre, stopped to survey my deeds

                  Why so serious, cops? I'm the hero you need

                  • Levian

                    Well written but fucking morbid man

              • @JJrrake

                Hahhahahha i watched eurotrip the other nite.

            • ScottyDoesn'tKnow!

              Sorry just noticed you're from Denver, it must make it so much worse being geographically closer. No?

              • cbo1

                my cousin was shot by this ahole

                • ScottyDoesn'tKnow!

                  And this Joker picture did what exactly? Were you traumatized? Was the Joker even in this movie?

                  OK now I'm just fucking with you, but I want you to know it's because I believe you are a total liar that made up this shot cousin bullshit.

                  • cbo1

                    Childern don't traumatize me. The shooter dyed his hair orange and said he was the joker. Check the news. My point was that this post didn't need to have the joker in it. It would have still brought smiles to everyones faces. Just asking for a little sensativity in an otherwise shitty week.

                    • _DoC_

                      Sorry, I must have missed your "too soon" comment criticizing The Chive for posting the girl in panties wearing a Batman t-shirt. <img src=""&gt;

                    • WTF Mate

                      Thumbs up DocC!

                    • Gordon Shumway

                      I want to see her Bat wings.

                    • Craig Robertson

                      Good Call!!!

                    • _DoC_

                      Now that I think of it, just to be sensitive to the recent events, she should resubmit the shots with the shirt removed entirely. It's only the right thing to do.

                    • WTF Mate

                      ur a fucking idiot, lighten up!!! U are so full of shit btw! STOP!

                    • maria

                      he said he was the joker as in a BAD GUY not the actual joker is everyone forgetting the joker NEVER had orange hair?

                    • @JJrrake

                      Plus he dressed up like bane. His hair was dyed orange in some wierd profile pic online.

                    • Gordon Shumway

                      Fucking liar.

                  • @JJrrake

                    Scotty doesny know is slayinggggg u rite now hahahhhah

                • @bunkerpunkk

                  The little kid in the aforementioned picture dressed like the joker from a movie that came out in 2008? Oh, you were bringing up something completely unrelated to the topic of cute kids, sorry continue… Listen, everyone is deeply saddened by the tragedy in Aurora, CO but not everything has to be about that, and not everyone is going to show you compassion because frankly, some people are too selfish to give a fuck. That being said, this is not the forum to stand on your soapbox about anyone dressed as the joker, let it go, get off the internet for awhile and go be with your family.

                  • TREE

                    The more you talk about the joker being represented as that guy, the more successful you make him look

                • fry


            • bad news brian

              there dead to XD

          • Standard Name

            No shit. It's theChive, not the Colorado State Public Info site. Christ. "our" community is professional at finding a way to smile even when we're standing in front of the fan when the shit hits it. It's a gd pic of a lil kid, don't read into it.

            Jimmy, I hope your comment is extended to all the fucking idiots, an not just this one. Good show, sir.


    • Chesterdrawers

      You sir are awesome!

  • BigPup

    #18 Pretty sure he just saw today's "Mind the gap" for the first time.

    • Boldspoo

      This is how I scroll the Hump DAR (sadly real man version)

    • Johnytexas

      What the crap is he wearing? A banana hammock?

      • Brian

        No #21 is

  • Larry

    #21 doing it right????

  • passwordistaco

    #15 is just awesome.

  • KingThing

    Further evidence that little kids and dogs are awesome!

    • megustamedusa

      and the best combination

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #8 is hilarious

  • CaptainInsano


    The Continental

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #25 Chuck Norris?

    • Amir

      Billy mays

      • RavingRook

        Steve Zahn

    • dick


    • Wes

      Al Borland

      • ZachBob

        I don't think so, Tim.

  • chrissie

    way too cute!!!

  • Acheron Stray

    #25 A rare childhood photo of Billy Mays.

  • Patrick D. Ebarra

    #7 is to funny

  • Boston Rugger

    #11 Why so serious?

    • Frank M

      #11. "I'm an agent of chaos. I don't need a trick or treat bag."

  • Jak

    #14 hipster baby

    • Caity

      This is my fav (:

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #34 They see me rollin', they hatin'.

  • @TAndrewarhol

    #35 I bet you can't look at this for 30 seconds without laughing.

  • BenB

    #1 Straight bad ass

  • Ty Stevenson

    #25 i'm not always born… bur when i am, i i come out with a full beard.

  • Mark B.

    <img src=> #1 Real man, your baby looks like my father, so embarrassed <img src=>

  • Underbaker

    #31 Please stop pushing your farts at the baby.

  • yea

    It would be funny if Chive had the balls to post a category called "Babies THAT suck."

    • @RndmThtz

      They already have "Commenters that suck", apparently.

      • Standard Name


  • Cody Klein

    I will dress all my kids in #28 when I have some. So cool!!

    • Vince-Kristin Aleman

      be prepared they may hate you

      • Cody Klein

        My kids won't hate Link. Geekness is genetic.

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