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I have seen the future of “work” stations, and it is beautiful (10 photos)

July 23, 2012 | In: Gaming, Tech

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: The aptly named “Emperor 200″ is to computers what thrones are to bar stools. This bad boy sports three LED screens, an electric powered leather seat, touch screen controls, a THX sound system that will make your whole body buzz, and they even threw in an air-filtration system so you don’t have to shower. The whole thing will run you $49,150, but don’t worry: it’ll be custom built to your physical specifications.

Category: Gaming, Tech

Larry

I'll take one in black. Needs a beverage holder though.

Shenanigans

Isn't that what the CD-Drive is for?
HumpDan

How about a margaritaville?
Shade

Isn't it CUSTOM made? I guess for a little extra you can!

A.E.

the cockpit to something amazing in the future!

canuckx

What?

Dave

wasnt this from Grandmas boy?

Verbal_Kint

I'm thinking of having my legs replaced with robot legs….

StickyWickets

That's a risky operation but would totally be worth it

Wantomas

I want to get you a black cobra, just to go around your neck

thedude325

What's wrong with the music? Are you afraid of it?

NcouthYouth

You would like it if you had Robot ears

nuccabay

youre letting everybody down…gahhhh shut up
Brian

No he just had the monitors hanging from the ceiling with a reclining chair

Noegod

damn it Brian! you fucked up the whole hilarious flow!

OhSomeEvil

bad ass but here we come Wall-E

HotMomma

Exactly what I was thinking Wall-E. Now it just needs to be mobile so you don't ever have to get up.

Shenanigans

Looks like a very expensive Fapping booth. Sheesh.

danny2step

Oh the fapping that would take place!
wdh

lol I thought the same. They should have a tissue compartment and call it the Fapmaster 3000
GR8 Scott

USB synchronized fleshllight.optional…make that mandatory.

deleted8871497

#3 Added to Christmas list

MylesofStyles

Just got off the horn with Santa. He asked me to tell you not to hold your breath.

http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

Doesn't it come pre-loaded with speakers that play nothing but techno?

If so, JP will love this

rvc123

You would too if you had robot ears.

BigPup

#1 #3 FIND THEM!

Brendawg

Your being a douche, quit it.

BigPup

*you're

Larry

really? you're that desperate?

Jeff

Why would anyone pay 50g's for that?

jesus

jeff's a moron
Kirk

Because the people that actually buy this kind of stuff have never spoken the phrase "And how much is this?"

flybirdsfly

#1 Find her her maybe?
Hummus

The gaming possibilities … dear god.
Marcy

Looks like JP’s workstation from Grandma’s Boy!
SSMK

But wil it blend
manilovefilmsdylan

Looks like a great idea. http://www.driven2divide.com/wp-content/uploads/2…
zzzzzzzzzzz

fail. for $50k it should have a built in fleshlight

dan0myte

And toilet!

http://facebake.com Jonesy

I've created the exact same ergonomic setup with a lazy boy chair, a wall mounted articulating monitor arm and a tray table for the mouse. Total cost: $800.

geoff

Can we get a picture
jesus

i beleieve you i can turn turd into chocolate
Bustanut

He already patented the "more affordable" version …. it's called the Redneck Workstation DeLux

Dirty_Dingus

Spends $50,000 on workstation….only uses it to watch porn.
Where is the tissue holder on that thing anyway?
Swamp1983

$50,000 seems kinda steep for something you can build possibly $5,000. Just saying.
whyme1973

$50K for a custom made for you workstation that you will surely outgrow in a few months as your ass expands from never moving from it again…seems spendy. Maybe if they throw in a few cases of mountain dew and Doritos.
SolidusSnake420

Predator.
Bruins chiver

See it soon in a future "rich kids on instagram" post
Dim K

Chivette Yoga Pants
http://www.ebay.com/itm/AUTHENTIC-Keep-Calm-Chive…
Don

Shut Up and Take My Money!
Brent

I hate it! Leaves me no room to Fap
svp

#6 "work" station…. hmmmm

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