It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

  • Sade

    #10 Win! xD

    • Felcus


    • J J

      A snake! A snake!

    • Sade

      Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom. SNAKE!….SNAKE!….oh it's a snake!

      I couldn't help myself. 😮

      • new here

        I don't get it….

        • Sade

          Look it up on YouTube. 🙂

        • Felcus

          Don't forget your LSD.

          • Underbaker

            I watched it stone cold sober and now wish I had some drugs so I could make sense of it all.

      • nuccabay

        stupidest video ever…not funny or trippy at all

        • Sade

          It is pointless but like all stupid videos, they tend to replay in your mind and become catchy. :/

    • Yani Stroeckx

      I have that exact photo made… Arlington Cemetery is the place to be 😉

  • Bender

    #14 shotgun

    • Shannon Coverdale


      • Josh Geary

        Yes Sir. The one good thing to come from Canda.

    • Underbaker

      Probably would have been the most awesome time to say "First" and you missed it.

    • mikey

      …nope…I haven't had all of my shots yet…

  • B Dub

    #2 #7 #14
    Once again Chive, you have made Mondays another day to look forward to!! I'm certainly motivated now!!

  • Acesevens

    Her Body language is very inviting.

  • passwordistaco

    #19 The article/joke is funnier than the "poster"

    • Math

      Only 10% chance first try. Having two is 19% chance. After 10 tries, a good 65% chance they would have a mexican baby.. Ignoring the silly humor. Guess they aren't supposed to be good in logic and combinatorics…

      • mrkerrdontplay

        mission: use combinatorics in a sentence before i die (excluding the sentence just typed)

        • Guest

          I wonder how people laugh at big bang theory? Guess it's all fake that people can laugh about math and science

      • WTF Mate

        ur math is incorrect… You were even incorrect about being incorrect

  • jim_b

    #12 *opens facebook* Time to go Duck Hunting.

  • @CeeLovis

    #14 I think I would slap it outta her hand just to complete the challenge!

  • CharlieB

    #2 I need some relief, I am feeling stressed on this Monday!

    #7 We need a view from the other side.

    #14 Me Me Me…sign me up!!!!!

  • Optimus_prime

    #22 too soon

    • James

      that made me laugh. Thank you.

      • Guest

        Damn skippy! Laugh out loud belly laugh. Wrong, but funny as hell!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      After 2 decades?
      How long DOES it take for it to be funny?

    • BOOM!

      FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Mufasa ruled!

    • Amber

      The exact words that ran through my mind! Damn good movie!

    • Zoltar

      LOLZ. made me laugh. good one.

    • @j_calabaza

      Ooh, that still cuts deep…

  • Impressive

    #19 Rednecks reading can't be a bad thing

  • collosus11

    #22 still too soon….

  • PedroMandingle

    #9 hahahaha I forgot all about that video. Just went and watched it again on youtube. Absolutely brilliant.
    Leeeerrroooyyyy Jeeennnkkkiiinnsssss!!!

    • Misterkleen79

      Being a gamer… that got old FAST. Every time you P.U.G. you can be sure that somebody was going to say it. That or "at least I got chicken"….. facepalm

      • NelPit

        i'm not a gamer, and i still think it got old real fucking quick…..

  • Maf


    and adults!

  • jesus

    where ????

  • boob_cuddle

    #2 and that's the reason we like big Boobs.

    • mishai

      maybe but still need more research, just to be sure:D

  • Vook

    #14 I will start licking her just in case

  • Rick

    #1 Seems legit

    • nerfherder

      I saw Jaws when I was 6. This is what the world looked like for me until I hit my teens. Damn sharks.

  • drbman

    #10, i don't get it!! where's the snake?
    #2 thanks john!

    • Huh

      I dont see one either.

    • theseus

      It's an inside joke from Eve online. "Badger, badger, badger, mushroom!" Is from a player created video, they refer to ships in the game.

  • Mark B.

    <img src=>#9 So cute super girl lol, like my daughter, full of love <img src=>

  • Mr_Cellophane

    #7 I volunteer to apply "lotion". Please?

  • Rmorri15

    every one of these pictures is from I wish i could just copy and paste onto my website and make thousands of dollars per day.

    • ImpressMe

      Welcome to the internet….get over yourself….you are not the web police…. Do you think you are the only person who also visits those other sites? Do you actually believe that all the pics on every other site are original to those sites? Are you a whiney little bitch offline as well?

      • Angela Nelson

        I'm impressed

    • Rhayzor

      You can…get off your lazy ass and do it.

    • Brilliant!

      Thanks Genius. You may want to read the article about Chive to discover what they do. (hint – it involves taking photos and putting them in a scrolling format).
      In the meantime, thanks Chive for pulling the funny ones together for us.

    • Rholio

      Sucks to be you, eh?

    • MrStiggy91

      The Chive offers variety, why would I want to visit a bunch of different sites when I could visit just one, simple to use site, that also posts beautiful women, inspirational quotes, and does admirable charity work?

      • U mad, have not?

        because you're lazy……

        • MrStiggy91

          Being lazy is being a couch potato, putting off doing job work or school work, getting other people to do shit for you, or taking short cuts in school, job, or chore related activities. Visiting one site instead of multiple sites saves time, meaning that you could potentially cut down on the amount of time you spend on the internet. Therefore, by visiting one site you might increase your productivity which is the opposite of being lazy.

  • navyboytate

    #1 I’m not sure but that may be shopped

  • dragon2777

    #25 Golden Girls FTW

    • Underbaker

      I still laugh when I think about her actually being the youngest one of the group.

      • Optimus_prime

        False, Rue McClanahan was the youngest (Blanche)

    • @edgartronic

      Is Estelle Getty gonna have to cut a bitch?

  • mrkerrdontplay

    #14 ice cream is not what i'm thinking about eating when i see this picture

  • Matt

    That's AWESOME.

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