A low down and dirty good time is at hand once again (36 Photos)

  • F stuf

    #5 Best.cupholder.ever.

    • F stuf

      And first.

    • weelee

      hands down..

  • Kevin

    #1 The dog or the midget?

    • Bubba

      This is the begining of a great joke: 2 midgets and their dog go to the beach…

  • Romeo

    #21 I Know I'm not the only one that keeps going back to that Right

    • MauiMark

      I never left.

      • Chris

        then…. how did you post that comment… hmmmm

        the force is strong with this one…

    • Jed

      I need the full video to properly ASSess this.

    • thebeefinjector

      Dat ass is perfection! and she loves it getting smacked. So hot.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Who is this?!? That ass is pretty solid to only flinch after that hit…..

    • PHappy

      I keep turning my phone to get a better angle

    • qwert

      bring back things that bounce!!!

    • BSmike

      That's Dani Bolina, one of the Panicats!

    • aVulgarSquirrel

      After about 100 views I finally noticed…why the fuck do blue stars shoot out of her microphone

  • Anjin-San

    #31 how's about no?

    • DaddyD

      Looks like a permanent erection to me.

    • cuckold's r pathetic

      It's so sad that so many men allow their wives to lock them up in one of these and then make them watch as she fucks another (more well endowed) man. It makes me disgusted.

      • Just sayin'

        Sounds like this hits a little close to home for you Mr. Cuckold……

        • cuckold's r pathetic

          Awareness does not imply reality.

          • luke

            but your comment does

            • P i c

              I think he is the Bull in this situation, kids.

      • Miss

        That's not the only way a Miss will use one of these. It just shows that you are a close minded fool and can not see the possibilities. You shouldn't talk about things you don't know about.

  • Fatmangus

    I think #3 might be shopped.

    • LP0716

      No that's Tom Tucker's son all grown up.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #25 Well that's one way to cut down on tailgaters

    • Notknowing

      scary clowns…….

  • Ben


    Haha classic!

  • barry


  • General

    #13 again?

    • Rusty Shackleford

      And you're complaining, why?

      • General

        They look about 12

        • Yep

          They are in school uniforms too. It's a bit of a giveaway they are underage.

          • narp

            Yeah that's some of the most blatant jail bait I have seen on Chive, looks like UK high school girls to me…..

            • Rob

              Definitely English school girls. About 15! They didn't wear thongs in my day!

              • luke

                didn't make a fuck what they wore, it was your mission to take it off

    • Ohlordylord

      Underage or not, they're still nice! You only get in trouble if you touch. B)

      • FunKiller

        It's ok to window shop…you just can't try anything on. That's what I tell my wife all the time…..she agrees……although it never has to do with under-agers, that really is quite wrong!

    • http://www.facebook.com/haschen Alex Haschen

      Tu Yung is just a man in china

    • Zuke

      Hey man, age ain't nothin' but a number. Granted, it's a number that generally points to what level of maturity, both physically and mentally, an individual has and also dictates whether or not your ass gets arrested for trying anything, so it's a pretty important number, but still…

      I will say though, if finding that ass on the right nice is wrong then god damn it I don't want to be right. I also think we're estimating on the low side here. From what I can see I'd guess more around 16. Keep in mind that's the age of consent in some states in the U.S. . I'm not saying they aren't a bit young, too young for my tastes even as a just-turned 21 year old (even despite dat ass…) I'm just saying that they don't appear to be young enough for it to be *that* weird.

      • Flamewarsux

        A prison cell ain't nothing but a room.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I wish I went to Hogwarts….

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #21 i would rather use my hand to smack that ass. Oh man that thing is nice

  • stian

    #24 elvis is that you?


    #26 meanwhile in Russia

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    #12 is this the cool thing to do around these parts?

  • B Dub

    #3 Is totally F'd up! Obviously shopped, but still messes with your mind when you look at it!

    • CaptMike

      Obviously shopped? it's the kid from Family Guy

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore. #31

  • Schnizz56

    #13 Hogwarts School of Stripping

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #33 hhhuummm ranch dressing… aarrrgghhhllgggllllgglgl

  • http://www.facebook.com/christian.cockburn Christian Themainattraction Cockburn

    #5 thank you baby jesus!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Sure'd love to grab that Heine…off her heine.

  • MattKL

    #21 My God, that ass!

  • whyme1973

    #5 I would like to have one of these new fangled beer holders.
    #21 That ass is as tight as a drum. Damn.

  • DAniel

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/funny…. Magic carpet golf is the greatest thing ever, Franklin the T. Baggin Dragon

  • dochandy

    holy shit, dude…

  • dochandy


  • Dano

    #31 But what of I got an NRB?

  • Big Daddy

    #38 OMG Ace and Gary are Back!

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