A low down and dirty good time is at hand once again (36 Photos)

#14

lol'd way too hard.

#14 Possibly the funniest tweet I've ever seen, I was fucking crying

#27 is in Galveston tx, I climbed that faggot dragon and skull fucked it.

#5 – I would marry this woman today. Like right now. I am totally serious. No, really. #8 I swear this never happens….

#13 – 20 to life folks.

#13 I hope everybody enjoys the chive while they can, it's only a matter of time before they're arrested for pedophilia.

#8 I hate it when my junk falls out. Stupid button fly.

#21. #20. I was gonna do an "awwwwww" for number 20, then I saw 21 and went "awe!"

#1
Why did someone let their midget out in crocs?

#11 Is that uncle Rico?

If there's grass on the green….play ball!!!

#29 Anyone know who she is? I'm almost infatuated, I just need to be sure!

why you post sub 16yo girl seriously wtf!!!

#21…Damn, that is TIGHT!!

#29 Looks Like Alisa Kiss/ Alisa Chan, not 100% sure, but looks like her.

#4 is pretty awesome, or I should say I bet they'd be awesome on a chick. "Hey, could I have your leg for a moment?"

And #7 is a cheap asshole. Kids worth at least 7 carrot even if just to harvest his organs. Or maybe more like 2 squash. I'm rusty on my produce exchange rates.

Then of course #31…part of the ongoing conspiracy to discriminate against uncircumcised gentlemen. What happens if I want to be chaste (even more so than I already am unwillingly)? What if I want to clamp a plastic thinger on my junk? Oh, but there's no place for my skin. I'm sick of this and I'm not going to take anymore. Clearly there's only one option; I'll be forced to walk through public naked in order to increase awareness of the problem of foreskin discrimination. Hell, Canada has that 'can-fap' organization (canadian foreskin awareness project), but what about here in the U.S.? Where's our F.A.P.?

#14
Hahahaha!

It's the epicness of the first splash that gets me on #33
What's it from?

#24 Tough Mudder Scotland!

#14 hahaha!!! this is fucking hilarious!!! #36 what the h!?!?

#25 i didn't need to sleep tonight

Hello, this is dog
#34
(sorry, I couldn't resist, she's not too bad really, just a funny expression)

Epic "low down". I give this two and a half thumbs ups!

Hey my fiancé and I are huge chivers and we need everyone's help! We are trying to win a free wedding in Geneva, IL but need votes to do so. Copy the link below and vote for SARAH and JOHN. PLEEEEEEASE! http://www.genevawedding.com/vote

#13 i think they're minors o.o

#5 très pratique, ça coute combien??
#13 c'est mignon, bravo les filles

#17 If you slide a bus right in front of those three cars, you'll get a tetris and clear the whole road…