Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • http://twitter.com/JDougE09 @JDougE09

    #5 find her

    • LCC

      No duck face allowed

      • http://twitter.com/JDougE09 @JDougE09

        I would argue voluptous lips as opposed to the duck face.

    • JohnMcClane_

      yeah. What JDoug said…I smell CHivette of the week…

    • JohnMcClane_

      The speed with which my eyes keep darting from her amazing rack to her stunning eyes is giving me a headache….yet….Can't…look…away…

    • Morgan Freeman

      No duck face! Come on Chive, we've been over this many time before.

      • http://www.facebook.com/marc.para.96 Marc Para

        I hate the duckface and am experiencing a growing frustration with chive because of pictures like this.

    • dagg nabbit

      STFU loser!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/rangerayala Armando Ayala

      Find her ASAP!!!

    • truth...admit it

      would marry… even if semi-duck face was permanent

    • Dave

      She looks like JWoww therefore…yuck.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tony.brunskill Tony Brunskill

      bang

  • pete

    #48, #49

    I like this girl… a lot.

    • Harmonica33

      i envy this photographer

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I'll never forget my first time running through a corn field naked…

      • HatBomb

        Certainly not backwards, I hope…

        • DB Conor

          Forwards would hurt more, if you're the wrong height.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Ronald.Earnest.Nelson Aryen Harm-Jan Bosma

      Moar!! Oh so much moar

    • piet

      children of the porn….

    • Ed Jones

      I love country girls. Especially when they're in the pop corn.

    • SMT

      HOLY SH!T

    • thebeefinjector

      my god is she HOT!!!!! the PERFECT body. plz send MOAR!!!!!!

    • Mike

      I agree. Hoy Shit do I agree

    • Rafael _RS

      Amazing body
      next time show us that pretty face of yours

    • jimbozo

      I'd eat the corn out of her butt!!

      • Ranger Rick

        what the fuck dude?

    • James

      Quack quack quack Mr.Ducksworth

    • mr. J

      wow

    • hara

      Oh! I saw this porno! I recognize the plot!

    • goatpunch

      loving the cargo yoga pants. This could mean their approval for acceptable office wear!

    • Hurricane Ericsson

      Looks like she belongs in Mass Effect

    • DaddyD

      There is no such thing as a bad pun.

    • MattyG

      Ah yes, convex mirror. Very nice.

    • Frank M

      This is the type of yoga pants that I think Batgirl would wear.

    • TonyM

      Too bad its a Suzuki

    • watuthink

      Chivette of the week? yes?

    • will

      Sense of humor and a rocking body..amazing combo

    • Makster87

      I agree….MOAR!

  • lando

    #46

    if he doesn't see it, I have cuffs

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Sounds like shed love my rape dungeon

      To bad shes a dog!

      • https://www.facebook.com/GnomieJ Mitch Japczyk

        Cool story, bro.

      • huh

        WTF is shed love? I keep my gardening supplies in the shed. No room for love.

    • Roger

      *Fry meme*
      What she's hoping for, or cry for help?

    • Biggus Diccus

      Is your man an escape artist?

    • http://twitter.com/gst1014 @gst1014

      That's why always carry two pairs at work and leave a set at home. You never know when you might need to restrain someone.

    • mikey

      …or some penicillin for that horrible rash…

    • Hart attack

      There is nothing better than a pain-slut

    • Makster87

      i hope he cleans them before using the ones from work…..i know how dirty they get wrapped over nasty scum bags wrists!

  • sanane

    first

    • EataTaco

      Wow! That's truly an amazing feat, I'm so proud! I sure hope I'm first to reply on your first response, third would be first too probably

      • Ate-a-Taco

        Come on, EataTaco! Sanane suffers from a debilitating case of numeriphobia, I have been working with him for months to recognize that "first" corresponds to the number one and have him be able to write it anyway – a true breakthrough. So what if he wasn't actually the first. Is it not the fact that he tried enough for you? Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose you're some kind of perfectionist that only expects the best all of the time, am I right? Well, Sanane, the rest of us are all very proud of you! You may not technically have been the "first" person to post on the comments section but, you are first in our hearts. Keep up the great work, we will get there I promise. Shame on you EataTaco, shame on you.

    • dagg nabbit

      your mom

    • https://www.facebook.com/william.spencer.967 William Spencer

      last to get laid though

  • thrannix

    #33 Dark Knight Rises… indeed…

    • Tim

      I see what she's doing there.

      • Ed Jones

        He's really an inflatable toy and she's filling him up. Right? NAW!

    • sfb101

      It's only a flesh wound…

    • Biggus Diccus

      I like the WTF face the woman has walking in on this

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.warren.520 Jeremy Warren

      On a related note. Christian Bale went to go see the victims from the Co shooting. Faith in humanity restored!!! http://ktar.com/22/1561700/Dark-Knight-Rises-star

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Yay, early DAR! Boo, internet is done for the day… 😦

    • http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

      Moar of Emily perhaps?

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Well, my pink KCCO & yoga pants did arrive today… Maybe I'll submit. πŸ™‚

        • FunKiller

          Maybe? I think it's your duty as a dedicated Chivette……plus you're smokin hot, and we're a bunch of perverts. πŸ™‚

          • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

            Aw, thanks. πŸ™‚
            And at least you're all a bunch of fun perverts. :p

            • FunKiller

              Most anyway, some of these guys really take the interwebz way to serious!
              Back to the main subject though, you!! I'm originally from MI too….K, that was a little off subject! πŸ˜›

        • http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

          Tomorrow is….you know??? Hump day!

    • ladderzombie

      I feel sorry for you. I live in a part of the world where DAR comes around midnight, so it's kind of a lullaby for me πŸ˜€

  • Big Joe

    #46 daaaaaaamn!

    • John

      must have a thing for pigs

      • oinkforcops

        haha cops not her ❀

    • Impressive

      Why do good looking women ruin themselves by putting tats on themselves? I don't get it

      • http://www.facebook.com/rzgonick Zack Gonick

        Ruin? Really? Are you that closed minded to think only your version of beauty is the one that matters? I happen to think her tattoo looks amazing. I'm sure there are a few people who would ask why your Mom would put earrings in her ears since God didn't didn't put them there. Adding stuff to the body has been going on a long time, my friend.

        • Rex Crotch

          Those tats look retarded. Just saying'.

          • socket2me

            "I think these tats look retarded" there I fixed it. that's an opinion, not a fact.

            Personally I like it, would go pretty well with handcuffs

      • Eww

        To each, their own. But I, for one, agree with you.

  • nuccabay

    great, now what do i do for the rest of the day

    • LoGAN

      I still have 3 hours left in the office =/

      • nuccabay

        me too, i guess i can actually do work now haha

  • USA

    Canada sucks!

    • MexiCan't

      So does your sister.

      Whoa!

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      be nice. they make a great hat.

    • John

      and your mother

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      What you've said is old and tiresome. Time to read over the entire Canada Chive Shirt thread and rethink your views.

    • nuccabay

      the chive might suck if it wasnt for canadian chivettes so…

    • Trav1121

      Your comment is chalked full of LIES! Canada rules!

    • sfb101

      No shirt for you!

    • Teabagger

      Our ball's are bigger.

    • ALBERTA

      if it wasnt for Canada (Alberta) you won't have gas for your moped ass$%#*

      • CanadianChivette

        if the chive ever posted my photos..im sure youd think very differently.
        kcco and patients

        • Spelling Police

          "Patience" and "patients" have very different meanings.

    • hahahahahaha

      Why has Canada never been invaded?
      a) Fear
      b) Pity
      c) They have nothing to offer
      d) Pity

      • Canadian Dude

        It's not like you didn't try 200 years ago. Oh yeah, and we burned the White House.

        • blowme

          GREAT BRITIAN…not canada.

          • Canada

            That was Canada the beat us in 1812

            • Penis Wrinkle

              Yeah, but Great Britain burned the White House.

              • matt

                youre both wrong.

    • INever!

      I'm sorry good sir but that is quite undeniably a false accusation of the most dastardly sort. A good day to you!

  • sjd

    #28
    Looks oh so good !

    • SPZander

      Never ever gets old… jaw drop everytime

      • donuts

        they could re-post this one every day.
        it looks like a girl i work with.
        or so i like to imagine.

        • socket2me

          Jim ?

  • Chivero

    Dear Chive,

    I beg, please bring back the yoga pants, volleyball shorts, and knee high socks posts.

    Sincerely,

    A loyal Chiver of over 2 years

    • Daniel Tosh

      Things that bounce too

    • James

      Agreed! All are necessities!

    • ladderzombie

      And TGIFs.

    • Nanook

      Also under-boob, side-boob, over-boob, diagonal boob, you get the drift.

    • Jimmy C

      Wasn't there a MILF Sunday?

      • Prime Minister

        No.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Seems the gang has been having too much fun galavanting all over kingdom come throwing Chive Meetups, getting liquored up, and keep the better photos from the night to themselves….

    • FunKiller

      What about the hip-bridge? Am I the only one that thinks hips are one of the most sexiest parts of the female body??

      • OnOneWheel24

        You are not alone! Bring it back, Chive!

    • Cdub

      I second the volleyball shorts

  • Aight

    #3 i need proof

    • http://www.facebook.com/imevans88 Isaac Evans

      Chivette of the week!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.short.5 Joseph Short

      Yes, need proof. Moar!!!!!

    • I don't know

      I'm not sure what's fail about this though.

    • BigglesWorth

      It's tight cause she's 13.

    • dick

      Body of lies!

    • https://www.facebook.com/eric.delorme.547 Eric Delorme

      Find This Girl She is Gorgeous!

    • S.OhioChiver

      It's all tight to me #3, you're beautiful!

    • patov40

      How is this a FAIL??!!

  • danno

    #49 You can ride with me any day
    #5 Those eyes… and ….

    • nuccabay

      too bad #5 eyes are fake

      • danno

        So is her chest…still doesn't change my opinion.

      • chiverisi

        Nope πŸ™‚
        Hazel

    • andfukyamoms

      those eyes………are enhanced with photoshop

  • Taco_Depot

    #5 #32 #43 i'll take a lot moar of each of them. thanks Chive!

  • Marty Mcfly

    #2
    Steve Martin is one of the coolest cats on the planet. Always has been, always will be. From his start at Knott's Berry Farm until today.

    • mikey

      S.F.M.

    • Heywood Jablomi

      Love that he appears to be pushing American beer and Canadian pot…

      • ~||lll||o

        …as it should be.

  • McSmizzle

    All the girls look great!!

    #1 EPIC!! I need that!
    #21 would scare the shit out of me

    • Shawn

      #21 Cue Jaws music

  • HOOK

    #28,#35,#48 Pre Hump day spectacular…KCCO

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      #35 we want moar!

      • jscrizz

        Why does 35 look incredibly photoshopped? who has their pool water that low? nobody, the water is higher than her ankles look behind her ass the bottom corner of the pool is refracted

  • Tillman61

    #32 #43 Whole lotta cute and awesomeness going on here…

    • whereBpaddy

      Who is she?

      • Will

        Alice Montgomery

        • whereBpaddy

          Thanks. She has me completely mesmerized.

  • Shopped

    #37 looks legit to me

    • HUH?

      no, thats shopped. i am sure. no way he caught a striped marlin that big.

    • Notknowing

      All I know is, I wouldn't want to be the guy in the back ground….and this ain't shopped.

  • twd22285

    #9 snooki making her debut on DAR

    • http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

      Snooki, dinner is ready! Nom nom nom nom

    • Ed Jones

      U so bad! lol

    • mike

      It's Cujo scary ass dog that

    • Scaggnettii

      AND THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL BATTLE FORM!

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    #13 should be real. The answer to the populatiin problem

    • Morgan Freeman

      Can you please stop commenting on here, you are very douche like. oh yea, and nobody likes you.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        #hardtruth

    • That Guy

      I fucking hate ur ass! Die!!!

      • Kirsten

        you guys are so harsh, man…if you don't like his joke, ignore it or thumbs down if you must, but good God..What happened to being Chivers? remember, keep calm and all that?

        • Kristen

          Why don't you shut the fuck up, you ignorant cunt.

    • Notknowing

      Battle Royale: the early years….see the movie, dude.

  • Kuiu

    You got it going on #25!

    • Martin_McFly

      I love Texas Chivettes. I really do.

    • http://www.facebook.com/justin.russell.948 Justin Russell

      Nothing like a super hot brunette!!

    • Justin

      There's a lot I don't like about living in Texas, but she makes up for damn near all of it.

    • http://twitter.com/ctrlmarcdel @ctrlmarcdel

      I haven't met you yet and this is crazy, when I move to Texas will you have my baby?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10037557 Nathan Detharidge

      Want or need do not describe my demands for this girl. Forget chivette of the week, send her on tour!

      • Bogart

        sounds a bit rappie dude or is thechive putting together a chivette band that im unaware of.

    • Buster Cherry

      #25 A little too close to Octomom.

    • http://www.facebook.com/imevans88 Isaac Evans

      I wanted to like this 100 times

    • DB Conor

      It's true, everything is BIGGER in Texas!

    • FunKiller

      If I was single I would tell you to look out…..your window, because I'm right there…staring at you.

    • http://twitter.com/aguysthought @aguysthought

      *crosses fingers
      Please be in Dallas, please be in Dallas.

    • stu

      She is absolutely gorgeous.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pritchardh Hayden Pritchard

      I was hoping we would see her beautiful face again. Texas chivettes are always showing up the rest…MOAR please.

      – H-town Chiver

      • manicmachine

        houston ftw

    • Jawbone

      She looks like the Octomom.

    • Nick

      Please tell me you go to Texas Tech

    • will

      Ya, Please be in Houston…I want to take you out for a steak dinner.

  • Dr_Originality

    #49.
    I had a sudden craving for corn…

    • Jawbone

      That attention whore's vag is so loose it whistles, kid.

      • Kristen

        That's why they're planting corn in there.

    • S.OhioChiver

      i bet that was an itchy experience

  • E-Tex

    #26 OMG Where in Texas are you??

    • E-Tex

      my bad #25

    • kitty_karloso

      You may have gotten it right the first time.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        #fasho

  • GFA

    #3 wont be tight for long

    • Falthor

      My question is, If she's tight how is that a fail?

      • Daith_Lee

        cause any chick pointing out on a random object how "tight" they are, are probably not very "tight" at all.

        • Dave

          I think the "fail" was for the box artwork. I think she's just being funny and I would like to find out.

          • Daith_Lee

            No argument there on "finding out."

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Like it matters….

    • I-Need-$$

      Compaired to what is my question??

      • Dustin M.

        Compared to compair

        • MTv rules

          You look like Puck from the Real World

        • James T

          You really do though; and shit came on before i was born

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