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The “Hipster Olympics” exist, and suddenly I want to live in a cave (30 Photos)

July 24, 2012 | In: FAIL, Sports, Travel, WTF

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: So sadly this isn’t a joke. Every year in Germany, crowds gather to participate in an annual “Hipster Olympics” with actual events such as the “horn-rimmed glasses toss” and skinny jeans tug o’ war.”

: An attendee takes a photo of ‘early Hipsters,’ author Jack Kerouac and “Family Matters” Steve Urkel.

: Participants of the “Hipster Olympiade” (Hipster Olympics) throw horn-rimmed glasses.

: Participants compete in a Crate Race.

: Contestants compete in an event in which they must suck the “pearls” out of a cup of the ubiquitous bubble tea.

: A team celebrates after winning a round of Skinny Keans Tug O’ War.

: Members of the winning team, Jam FM, celebrate after winning the second annual Hipster Olympics on July 21, 2012 in Berlin, Germany.

: God, save us all….

ghost fan

FIRST! SUCK IT

Amber

Is your name referencing Ghost the musician?
Karl

WOW..U WIN THE RUBBER DICK!!! GET A LIFE!!
man_utdmasta

suppose you're the sort of person who would attend one of these events?

douche
https://www.facebook.com/oliver.buckmaster Oliver Buckmaster

Lambda lambda lambda
meaty

hahahahaha what a boss:) everyone is just mad cause they werent first!

joemamma

Dumbest shit I've ever seen…

atheist

Head down to your local church and I guarantee you'll find something far dumber.

joemamma

Why do I have this feeling that you're a Hipster

NoOneLovesYou

I'd say he's a douchebag more than a hipster

Mr.Do

they are having fun – just like any one of us that visit the Chive on a daily basis. I'm not defending the idiocracy, but I am defending people enjoying themselves and not harming others.

Kristen

You're a fag.

greg

well…yea, I AM, whats the problem here?

wwf

your breath smells like poo

Kristen

Shut up, fag.

Ryan

Well…ya..Greg up there is. I think he has a problem with it.

Pretty Smile

#10 about sums it up
P01337iKeR

They are doing this sh** to make fun of the hipsters and their livestyle!

"Die Veranstalter hatten sich die albernen Disziplinen ausgedacht, um das Hipstertum auf die Schippe zu nehmen – dieses merkwürdige Phänomen westlicher Großstädte wie New York, London, Barcelona oder eben Berlin. Klar ist: Hipster wollen rebellisch und individuell erscheinen. Weil sich bei ihnen aber alles ums eigene Aussehen und die neuesten Apps und Accessoires dreht, haben sie für eine echte politische Haltung keine Zeit."

Harold TX

This is so sad on so many levels.

thedude325

Hipsters are so fucking depressing….

http://phillymagic.com Will

lols its funny because all of the hate comments sound like something a hipster would say

Shenanigans

The Hipster Olympics seem too mainstream.

Ken

Are all hipsters, aside from being closet homosexuals skinny?! Not a fat one in the bunch!

FunKiller

That's cause food is too mainstream.

The Crowd

booooooooooo!

AssClown

I'll rather live with them on this planet than those Russian douchewaffle types tbh.
Jamie G

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?! MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A BULLET

Mr.Do

they are having fun – just like any one of us that visit the Chive on a daily basis. I'm not defending the idiocracy, but I am defending people enjoying themselves and not harming others.

Kristen

You're a faggot hipster.

EdmondF

You dear are hilarious…don't let him get away with that shit.

Binteresting

Go ahead, take the cowards way out.
truth

I totally agree. I want you to eat a bullet too.
aaa

no shit
Wallmaster

Speaking of eating, I am hungry…

Dave

This is too sad, and the guy who said "first suck it" you are gay

Heh

Because gay is bad, y'know.

Just ask Chick-Fil-A.

kellar15

I'm honestly speechless right now.
jeremy

Kill it! Kill it all!

neek

This is where Breivik (Norway shooter), Hassan (Fort hood shooter), Holmes (dark night shooter), Cho (Vtech shooter) should have committed their crimes.

jeremy

ummmm…too soon. definitely too soon

HamptonsWorld80

I did a hipster last week…

melindu

i was doing hipsters before it was cool
Underbaker

I don't think masturbating counts.

a-nom

BAHAHAHHAHA!!!
HamptonsWorld80

Underbaker 1 Me 0

Underbaker

Sorry HamptonsWorld80, it was just to good to pass up.

HamptonsWorld80

Hell that had me rolling in my office!

http://www.facebook.com/SamK10 Sam Krehbiel

Careful, man. That shit is contagious.
Rich

Did he sob and get all emo after?
Skeletor

You should probably get yourself tested for douchitis.

Peter

This seems like a bunch of non-hipsters dressing up like hipsters and crashing the party. Most of them are too cool looking to be hipsters.
Andrew

That's not the Hipster Olympics. This is the Hipster Olympics

adxasd

I don't know which group is performing most sarcastically, the fake Olympics or the real one…
Unfkngblvbl

That dude on the left looks like Aaron Rodgers.
http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

No PBR, this is bullshit.

MOAR

Instagram might have to have their backup server ready during this event.

Shawn

How much does a hipster weigh?….an instagram

Unfkngblvbl

You mean there WAS a hipster olympics…it's too mainstream now.

yaaa

buh dum tsss*
wood

Now they're just doing it ironically

Sean

the red head in #1; then #7; and #23 – I would.
Concord

Wtf?!?!
DanFromDetroit

This looks an awful lot like a normal night out in Portland OR. In fact I swear I've seen some of those girls at the Doug Fir before.
http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

Oh fer fucks….
Brozay22

i want to fight all of those people.

Sean

awesome.

andy

WTF. kinda of fairy tale shit is that…
https://www.facebook.com/jawbreaker09 AL EX

….this is one of those things that after reading it I am dumbfounded and all I can do is stare at my screen with my mouth open and can't think of anything to say

loves sammiches

I'm the same way with the Burnsday posts

RYNO!

If only one of the competitions was for non hipsters and you won by shanking as many as possible in 60 seconds. If only…
fuzzy_1

makes me want to punch someone repetively in the FACE.
Fuzzy adams

Dirty hipsters
Macro

Well, at least we know where to drop the nuke now.

http://www.facebook.com/splshd Dan Holt

Super like comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TomatoTipper

If this is what hell is like I'll never sin again.

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