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July 24, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Sports, Travel, WTF
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So sadly this isn’t a joke. Every year in Germany, crowds gather to participate in an annual “Hipster Olympics” with actual events such as the “horn-rimmed glasses toss” and skinny jeans tug o’ war.”
An attendee takes a photo of ‘early Hipsters,’ author Jack Kerouac and “Family Matters” Steve Urkel.
Participants of the “Hipster Olympiade” (Hipster Olympics) throw horn-rimmed glasses.
Participants compete in a Crate Race.
Contestants compete in an event in which they must suck the “pearls” out of a cup of the ubiquitous bubble tea.
A team celebrates after winning a round of Skinny Keans Tug O’ War.
Members of the winning team, Jam FM, celebrate after winning the second annual Hipster Olympics on July 21, 2012 in Berlin, Germany.
God, save us all….
FIRST! SUCK IT
Is your name referencing Ghost the musician?
WOW..U WIN THE RUBBER DICK!!! GET A LIFE!!
suppose you're the sort of person who would attend one of these events?
Lambda lambda lambda
hahahahaha what a boss:) everyone is just mad cause they werent first!
Dumbest shit I've ever seen…
Head down to your local church and I guarantee you'll find something far dumber.
Why do I have this feeling that you're a Hipster
I'd say he's a douchebag more than a hipster
they are having fun – just like any one of us that visit the Chive on a daily basis. I'm not defending the idiocracy, but I am defending people enjoying themselves and not harming others.
You're a fag.
well…yea, I AM, whats the problem here?
your breath smells like poo
Shut up, fag.
Well…ya..Greg up there is. I think he has a problem with it.
#10 about sums it up
They are doing this sh** to make fun of the hipsters and their livestyle!
"Die Veranstalter hatten sich die albernen Disziplinen ausgedacht, um das Hipstertum auf die Schippe zu nehmen – dieses merkwürdige Phänomen westlicher Großstädte wie New York, London, Barcelona oder eben Berlin. Klar ist: Hipster wollen rebellisch und individuell erscheinen. Weil sich bei ihnen aber alles ums eigene Aussehen und die neuesten Apps und Accessoires dreht, haben sie für eine echte politische Haltung keine Zeit."
This is so sad on so many levels.
Hipsters are so fucking depressing….
lols its funny because all of the hate comments sound like something a hipster would say
The Hipster Olympics seem too mainstream.
Are all hipsters, aside from being closet homosexuals skinny?! Not a fat one in the bunch!
That's cause food is too mainstream.
I'll rather live with them on this planet than those Russian douchewaffle types tbh.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?! MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A BULLET
You're a faggot hipster.
You dear are hilarious…don't let him get away with that shit.
Go ahead, take the cowards way out.
I totally agree. I want you to eat a bullet too.
Speaking of eating, I am hungry…
This is too sad, and the guy who said "first suck it" you are gay
Because gay is bad, y'know.
Just ask Chick-Fil-A.
I'm honestly speechless right now.
Kill it! Kill it all!
This is where Breivik (Norway shooter), Hassan (Fort hood shooter), Holmes (dark night shooter), Cho (Vtech shooter) should have committed their crimes.
ummmm…too soon. definitely too soon
I did a hipster last week…
i was doing hipsters before it was cool
I don't think masturbating counts.
Underbaker 1 Me 0
Sorry HamptonsWorld80, it was just to good to pass up.
Hell that had me rolling in my office!
Careful, man. That shit is contagious.
Did he sob and get all emo after?
You should probably get yourself tested for douchitis.
This seems like a bunch of non-hipsters dressing up like hipsters and crashing the party. Most of them are too cool looking to be hipsters.
That's not the Hipster Olympics. This is the Hipster Olympics
I don't know which group is performing most sarcastically, the fake Olympics or the real one…
That dude on the left looks like Aaron Rodgers.
No PBR, this is bullshit.
Instagram might have to have their backup server ready during this event.
How much does a hipster weigh?….an instagram
You mean there WAS a hipster olympics…it's too mainstream now.
buh dum tsss*
Now they're just doing it ironically
the red head in #1; then #7; and #23 – I would.
This looks an awful lot like a normal night out in Portland OR. In fact I swear I've seen some of those girls at the Doug Fir before.
Oh fer fucks….
i want to fight all of those people.
WTF. kinda of fairy tale shit is that…
….this is one of those things that after reading it I am dumbfounded and all I can do is stare at my screen with my mouth open and can't think of anything to say
I'm the same way with the Burnsday posts
If only one of the competitions was for non hipsters and you won by shanking as many as possible in 60 seconds. If only…
makes me want to punch someone repetively in the FACE.
Well, at least we know where to drop the nuke now.
Super like comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this is what hell is like I'll never sin again.
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