The “Hipster Olympics” exist, and suddenly I want to live in a cave (30 Photos)

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  • Alan Llanes

    Jesus, faith in humanity has gone straight out the window

  • Verbal_Kint

    I weep for the future…

  • melindu

    too mainstream. i only watch the UNDERGROUND hipster olympics. you've probably never heard of it

  • BillM

    #23 Is pretty damn hot though. She can be spared.

    • Lunch_Box

      Not with that dumbass haircut.

  • nick

    bob is a hipster

  • boob_cuddle

    More like special Olympics.

  • ChestRockwell

    Im with Brozay22! Next year lets get a flight over there. I want to punch every one of those twats right in the mouth.

  • Swamp1983

    Location noted, quick launch the nukes…

  • passwordistaco

    Skinny jeans tug o' war sounds great! They're still wearing the jeans right?

  • whoami

    It truly saddens me to think that this is the kind of shit that is popular now.

  • Chive-a-licous

    I liked the Hipster Olympics before it was cool.

  • ladderzombie

    Happened in Berlin, the ultimate hipster capital. They're everywhere in this town. :S

  • Jon

    Now, because so many people know about it, does that mean they're gonna stop having it?

  • Pwnapotamus

    #14 Hipster failure. Too many people own those shoes.

    • Lunch_Box

      How is a pair of shitty looking Asics hipster anyway?

  • Duber

    A boner, taking a picture of boner taking a picture of a boner. NOW THAT is Hipster. I also want to jump off a cliff now.

  • mrkerrdontplay

    hipster olympics? this is just a normal tuesday in williamsburg

  • Galen

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • Ed Jones

    I'm not sure whether to organize a telethone for them or have them all put down. Yeech! So many good eggs wasted. 😦

  • Marlo Espinosa

    I don't want to live anymore

  • Harmonica33

    funny thing is the guys who started this things did it to show off how stupid hipsters are. but no hipster thought of it that way

  • Brendon

    A lot of this shit is just European. Does that mean its hipster now? I live in Germany. The exit sign, the bubble tea, etc. have been regular shit over here for years. Is this a lazy attempt to label Euro shit 'hipster'? Or are hipster just stealing Euro shit and trying to make it retro or whatever they do?

    I don't understand…


    • juiol

      Here's my analysis about the Hipster thing. "Why are hipsters more irritating than… goths, metalheads, rastas, emos, steampunkers, douches, etc etc" Well, because they a. valuate knowledge b. look european "But they're so arrogant with their non-mainstream BS!" Some are, yep. And so are some guys from all the other tribes. And the retro thing isn't remotely new, either. Hell, Bob Dylan came from a country revival momentum in the Village. That's basically hipster! All this hate has everything to do with US's culture a) the anti-intellectualism (look at him, he reads! look at him, he speaks foreign languages!) and b) anti-europeanism (a whole bunch of countries that not only are the origin of what our country is, but actually have a better standard of living by a ton of criteria? How dare they!)
      Many criticize the hipster common thinking and the way they're actually being sheep, only a different breed than the mainstream. And they do it by joining another flock of "if I criticize hipsters, I'm hilarious".
      No, I don't dress like that. But I do hear the heck of the music they love. I believe this decade has been much better than the 90's and the 00's because of this "tribe".

  • stickeys

    I hated the Hipster Olympic before hating the Hipster Olympics was cool.

    • FunKiller

      That's so hipster.

  • GernBlansten

    I have more muscle tone in my feet than that whole crowd combined.

    Jack Kerouac would probably want to throat-punch half those douche-waffles if he were alive today…..

  • freefallcard

    the worst part of this was referring to urkel as a hipster. nerds everywhere have been insulted and demeaned.

  • DrunkOldMan

    I think it's about time to cull the herd.

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