The “Hipster Olympics” exist, and suddenly I want to live in a cave (30 Photos)

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  • Xander

    #7 Ich vould be gehittin it.

  • dragon2777

    This does not make me want to live in a cave, makes me want to put them all in a cave. Aren't houses too mainstream now anyway.

  • Bob

    #12 true hipsters don't smile, that would be too mainstream.

    Hipsters are fucking losers with no talent who think ther are so cool.

  • Grendel

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore…

  • @robnailer

    This is Germany ? Where the hell is Rammstein and David hasselhoff to stop this madness

  • bob

    #12 both PLEASE

  • Tom

    Burn them all with fire!!

  • Maxwell

    Not one day of work was lost

  • gimletmike

    Hey, at least there's beer.

  • Jawbone

    #22 After the horrible persecution and murder of the Jewish people, Germany cannot appear intolerant of anyone. Shame, really. This one more than any needs killing.

  • Shockerdyermom

    There needs to be an industrial accident near by.

  • WisGal_KCCO

    This makes me really really sad.

  • David Bernfeld

    lol skinny keans

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #5 I just checked, and Jack Kerouac has currently rolled over in his grave so much he is scheduled to reach the mantle in about 9 hours.

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  • canadagoose

    people were doing this same shit 30 years ago.

  • TerdFurguson

    I agree with Marco. Get them all in one place and end them all at once

  • FarmBoy

    #23 #28 I would do both of those girls, leaning more towards the girl posing in #28

  • Pottyplant

    Im surprised such a thing exists then I'm also embrassared for the human race that such a thing exists.

    Hey my fiancé and I are huge chivers and we need everyone's help! We are trying to win a free wedding in Geneva, IL but need votes to do so. Click the link below and vote for SARAH and JOHN. PLEEEEEEASE!

  • Denzel Sausageton

    I bet most of them are chivers.

  • Fuck Hipsters

    We know where they gather. Send in an air strike.

  • Twebb

    is this a good enough reason to kill myself because i feel it is.

  • john gee

    why is this on chivE???

  • The Diesel

    So basically it's a party mixer for D-Bags to see whose the Dousche-iest?

  • lfsg

    wait a minute…don't hipsters hate being labeled as hipsters? ain't that mainstream?

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