The “Hipster Olympics” exist, and suddenly I want to live in a cave (30 Photos)

#7 Ich vould be gehittin it.

This does not make me want to live in a cave, makes me want to put them all in a cave. Aren't houses too mainstream now anyway.

#12 true hipsters don't smile, that would be too mainstream.

Hipsters are fucking losers with no talent who think ther are so cool.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore…

This is Germany ? Where the hell is Rammstein and David hasselhoff to stop this madness

#12 both PLEASE

Burn them all with fire!!

Not one day of work was lost

Hey, at least there's beer.

#22 After the horrible persecution and murder of the Jewish people, Germany cannot appear intolerant of anyone. Shame, really. This one more than any needs killing.

There needs to be an industrial accident near by.

This makes me really really sad.

lol skinny keans

#5 I just checked, and Jack Kerouac has currently rolled over in his grave so much he is scheduled to reach the mantle in about 9 hours.

THIS IS NOT OK.

people were doing this same shit 30 years ago.

I agree with Marco. Get them all in one place and end them all at once

#23 #28 I would do both of those girls, leaning more towards the girl posing in #28

Im surprised such a thing exists then I'm also embrassared for the human race that such a thing exists.

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I bet most of them are chivers.

We know where they gather. Send in an air strike.

is this a good enough reason to kill myself because i feel it is.

why is this on chivE???

So basically it's a party mixer for D-Bags to see whose the Dousche-iest?

wait a minute…don't hipsters hate being labeled as hipsters? ain't that mainstream?