July 24, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Sports, Travel, WTF
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So sadly this isn’t a joke. Every year in Germany, crowds gather to participate in an annual “Hipster Olympics” with actual events such as the “horn-rimmed glasses toss” and skinny jeans tug o’ war.”
An attendee takes a photo of ‘early Hipsters,’ author Jack Kerouac and “Family Matters” Steve Urkel.
Participants of the “Hipster Olympiade” (Hipster Olympics) throw horn-rimmed glasses.
Participants compete in a Crate Race.
Contestants compete in an event in which they must suck the “pearls” out of a cup of the ubiquitous bubble tea.
A team celebrates after winning a round of Skinny Keans Tug O’ War.
Members of the winning team, Jam FM, celebrate after winning the second annual Hipster Olympics on July 21, 2012 in Berlin, Germany.
God, save us all….
#7 Ich vould be gehittin it.
This does not make me want to live in a cave, makes me want to put them all in a cave. Aren't houses too mainstream now anyway.
#12 true hipsters don't smile, that would be too mainstream.
Hipsters are fucking losers with no talent who think ther are so cool.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore…
This is Germany ? Where the hell is Rammstein and David hasselhoff to stop this madness
#12 both PLEASE
Burn them all with fire!!
Not one day of work was lost
Hey, at least there's beer.
#22 After the horrible persecution and murder of the Jewish people, Germany cannot appear intolerant of anyone. Shame, really. This one more than any needs killing.
There needs to be an industrial accident near by.
This makes me really really sad.
lol skinny keans
#5 I just checked, and Jack Kerouac has currently rolled over in his grave so much he is scheduled to reach the mantle in about 9 hours.
THIS IS NOT OK.
people were doing this same shit 30 years ago.
I agree with Marco. Get them all in one place and end them all at once
#23 #28 I would do both of those girls, leaning more towards the girl posing in #28
Im surprised such a thing exists then I'm also embrassared for the human race that such a thing exists.
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I bet most of them are chivers.
We know where they gather. Send in an air strike.
is this a good enough reason to kill myself because i feel it is.
why is this on chivE???
So basically it's a party mixer for D-Bags to see whose the Dousche-iest?
wait a minute…don't hipsters hate being labeled as hipsters? ain't that mainstream?
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