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July 25, 2012 |
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So since Patrick is a pink star does that make him an asshole?
Yes! yes, it does!
He is about as funny as cancer, or, y'know, rape.
Which is to say, not funny at all.
If you don't think Tosh is funny you are pathetic. He jokes about things that make all races unique/funny…races (we are different you know(not the rape part obv)). If you can't see that then you honestly have no sense of humor. Blacks can't swim, mexicans work hard, asians are calculators, indians smell like curry and whites can't dance/jump. Seriously, when the time comes that we can all laugh instead of take things out of context is the time we will all coexist. Seriously
except its FUCKING FAKE, just like most every "funny" celeb tweet nowadays. Thats not Tosh's actual twitter…
Such a rofl!
Daniel Tosh is a weak-minded fool.
You don't have to like the person to laugh at the jokes. It seems like you're the weak-minded fool.
#16 Ain't that the truth!
With some cheese on it!
Especially if you die a virgin!
He's no Mitch Hedberg, but he has skills.
RIP Mitch! Miss ya buddy
You're damn right he's no Mitch hedberg..Mitch hedberg was funny
Still better then Louis CK. Someone shoot that idiot.
Louis is hysterical. If you don't like him, you don't understand adult humor. Then again, you are "Teabagger," so I wasn't expecting you would get his comedy.
Hes not funny, and you are a fucking tool, go drown yourself.
THANK YOU! Both him and that asshat from curb your enthusiasm should be fucking shot.
Enter text right here! Mitch Hedberg is my fave..
#20 Yes please.
he is a genius
I wouldn't quite say genius…..he's good, but genius?
his writers are genius
He is good at delivering his jokes, I'll give him that
He is a hero, getting paid to be the biggest douche on Earth.
So much funnier than dane cook. Man I hate dane cook.
And he doesn't steal jokes like Dane cook
Hannibal Burress is hilarious. If you don't know him check him out
yes, he does. do a little research.
I dont know how to vote on this..I mean I hate Dane cook, but this douche is the 2nd most unfunny comedian on the planet..so how do I vote?
You could throw Louis CK in the mix.
Dane Cook is so f**king lame.
Coarse, It really doesn't take much to be funnier than dane cook. I have no sense of humor at all and I'm funnier than him.
shouldn't you compare Daniel to another comedian?
It needs to say. Any dog bigger then a cat
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE CATS!!!!!!!! I HATE DOGS THAT LIKE A CAT!!!!!
"are these nickels??"
"yeah! I'm a baller on a budget bitch!!"
"hey brett they wanna offer u a job on the practice squad"
"whats that pay"
"about 400 grand"
"yea ima keep playin"
2nded, I don't care how funny the motherfucker is, if he can't use the right "you're" he can go fuck himself.
That's not his twitter account, that's a fake.
i cant like this enough
Omg, thank god you did that. Because if you didn't, I was going to.
Still better than Rob Dyrdek and his show "Ridiculousness".
Rob Dyrdek is such a tool now!!!
what wigger isn't?
Was that even a debate?
I get that Chive needs ad money to run such a great site for us to enjoy for free, but how I despise these sponsored posts.
especially with it being tosh every time. I can't stand this douchebag. Please find a better sponsor
I don't really like him all that much either :/ but he has some funny one-liners
THANK YOU! the guy has no charisma. no comedic timing. and he just rips off his comedy and rehashes the same damn routine of saying shit that isn't shocking to anyone who isn't a suburban soccer mom.
Yeah, reading funny quotes is the worst
Agreed^ laughing at these quotes was a huge waste of my time….damn you humor!
Yeah, I would rather be fishing
The sponsored posts are obvious, just don't click on them. Easy as that.
Don't bitch they're the reason the chive can keep making and selling tshirts
I've got a feeling the selling shirts kind of pays for the making of them. I'm not good on the big picture though, but his opening line sort of said the same as you.
I don't think you know what "quotidian" means.
But derp, it has the word "quote" in it….
quotable + comedian
Inb4 'Hurrr, he's a rapist! Burn him alive!' comments.
I do wonder if the "I can't think of a wittier comeback than rape references" event is what's encouraging an added boost of PR at what could be considered his market demographic. At least we're not subjected to the horrible videos from the previous Tosh sponsoring of the page, and these are actually his high points.
He wouldn't have used rape as a come back had they not been speaking of rape at the time.
I read that in the Mocking voice Tosh does, and envisioned him saying it, pretty funny.
Personally I think the best comedians are the ones that don't try to be as "dirty" as possible to get a laugh. So the search continues….
Jeff Foxworthy… say what you will, but he made it big and never did "dirty" material…
Oh yeah, there definitely are some good ones out there. Jeff Foxworthy, Jim Gaffigan… but it does seem few and far between. I guess I was talking more about comedians in general, especially the newer ones. I guess I should have had a sidenote to my "so the search continues…" comment.
Gaffigan is hilarious, except for that weird voice he does…
so Bill Cosby and……..
Try Brian Regan. He's admitted that his shows used to be 95% clean, and he was getting great reviews. So he figured, why not just take out the 5% off color stuff, and now families can come to his shows. Look for some of his stuff on YouTube. KCCO
#4 So true!
I think of Daniel Tosh whenever I drink a Snapple and read the Snapple facts on the lid.
daniel tosh is not funny
You, however, are a cunt. the universe balances.
If you don't think he's funny, it's because you're not smart enough to get his material.
……..really? you take the short bus, don't you?
Odd, cause when he speaks people laugh. Either you're one of the few sane, intelligent people who finds him not humorous or the stats point toward you being a douche.
Ballin on a budget BITCCCHHH!
"Know whats better than a murdered out Honda Civic? Any Audi" -Tosh
I think of Daniel Tosh, vs Dane cook, vs carlos mencia whenever I think of a good old UNfunny douchebag contest> I surely don't see what you people laugh at from these tools.
Then don't read the post and take the time to make stupid comments
exactly. anyone who doesn't share the same opinion as us is a stupid poopie face! KCCO
Don't forget Louis CK. How the hell did he get a dam TV show?
That's sarcasm right? Or are you just mad the canceled the redneck comedy tour?
Go juggle cats.
Totally this!! Who's the unfunniest piece of shit getting paid to tell jokes!!?? Still Cook, but Mencia's second and this fuckface is a very very close third.
exactly. You know those kind of people that dont get satire, and post replies to it like "this isn't real guys"..well those are the people who think Tosh, cook and mencia are funny..
I figured it out…you're a damn hipster…and probably posting under more than one name…. A freaking hipster douche…. Congrats….must be amazing to be you.
he's not funny…probably funny to people that watch the "Big Bang Theory" another so-called comedy that's just not funny but people rave about…go ahead, let the flames begin
I like turtles…….
at least his name isn't narvin. God that name would suck lol.
Hey! Narvin is a cool name, that's what my mommy tells me
Jim Jeffries…..the best comedian out there today look him up.
HEY i LOVE RALPHIE MAY or RON WHITE…Daniel is a different type of comedian. He is WAY better than Dane Cook.
You are a good person. Jim Jefferies kills on stage an nobody seems to care. "You just made this rape really awkward" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard.
none of these are funny, he just seems like a dick
isnt funny, only extremely conservative. boring.
Better than Dane cook trying to make a joke off the Colorado shootings last week…
Thats not a joke, the dick really tried to make a joke off of 12 people's death.
yeah. cause no one ever makes jokes about AIDS, wars, poverty, or anything else that makes people suffer and die, amirite?
Compliment for Tosh idiot.
How many comedians made fun of the Columbine shootings or 9/11 a week after?
You want your death to be made light of after being horribly murdered a week before-hand?
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