Daniel Tosh, the quotidian (20 Photos)

So since Patrick is a pink star does that make him an asshole?

*you're….and *you're

He is about as funny as cancer, or, y'know, rape.

Which is to say, not funny at all.

except its FUCKING FAKE, just like most every "funny" celeb tweet nowadays. Thats not Tosh's actual twitter…

Daniel Tosh is a weak-minded fool.

With some cheese on it!

Especially if you die a virgin!

RIP Mitch! Miss ya buddy

You're damn right he's no Mitch hedberg..Mitch hedberg was funny

Still better then Louis CK. Someone shoot that idiot.

Enter text right here! Mitch Hedberg is my fave..

I wouldn't quite say genius…..he's good, but genius?

his writers are genius

He is good at delivering his jokes, I'll give him that

And he doesn't steal jokes like Dane cook

I dont know how to vote on this..I mean I hate Dane cook, but this douche is the 2nd most unfunny comedian on the planet..so how do I vote?

You could throw Louis CK in the mix.

Dane Cook is so f**king lame.

Coarse, It really doesn't take much to be funnier than dane cook. I have no sense of humor at all and I'm funnier than him.

shouldn't you compare Daniel to another comedian?

It needs to say. Any dog bigger then a cat

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE CATS!!!!!!!! I HATE DOGS THAT LIKE A CAT!!!!!

STFU Jerkoff

2nded, I don't care how funny the motherfucker is, if he can't use the right "you're" he can go fuck himself.

i cant like this enough

Omg, thank god you did that. Because if you didn't, I was going to.

Rob Dyrdek is such a tool now!!!

Was that even a debate?

especially with it being tosh every time. I can't stand this douchebag. Please find a better sponsor

Yeah, reading funny quotes is the worst

The sponsored posts are obvious, just don't click on them. Easy as that.

Don't bitch they're the reason the chive can keep making and selling tshirts

But derp, it has the word "quote" in it….

quotable + comedian

I do wonder if the "I can't think of a wittier comeback than rape references" event is what's encouraging an added boost of PR at what could be considered his market demographic. At least we're not subjected to the horrible videos from the previous Tosh sponsoring of the page, and these are actually his high points.

I read that in the Mocking voice Tosh does, and envisioned him saying it, pretty funny.

Jeff Foxworthy… say what you will, but he made it big and never did "dirty" material…

so Bill Cosby and……..

Try Brian Regan. He's admitted that his shows used to be 95% clean, and he was getting great reviews. So he figured, why not just take out the 5% off color stuff, and now families can come to his shows. Look for some of his stuff on YouTube. KCCO

You, however, are a cunt. the universe balances.

If you don't think he's funny, it's because you're not smart enough to get his material.

Odd, cause when he speaks people laugh. Either you're one of the few sane, intelligent people who finds him not humorous or the stats point toward you being a douche.

Then don't read the post and take the time to make stupid comments

Don't forget Louis CK. How the hell did he get a dam TV show?

Go juggle cats.

Totally this!! Who's the unfunniest piece of shit getting paid to tell jokes!!?? Still Cook, but Mencia's second and this fuckface is a very very close third.

he's not funny…probably funny to people that watch the "Big Bang Theory" another so-called comedy that's just not funny but people rave about…go ahead, let the flames begin

at least his name isn't narvin. God that name would suck lol.

HEY i LOVE RALPHIE MAY or RON WHITE…Daniel is a different type of comedian. He is WAY better than Dane Cook.

You are a good person. Jim Jefferies kills on stage an nobody seems to care. "You just made this rape really awkward" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard.

word.

isnt funny, only extremely conservative. boring.

Better than Dane cook trying to make a joke off the Colorado shootings last week…

Thats not a joke, the dick really tried to make a joke off of 12 people's death.