Daniel Tosh, the quotidian (20 Photos)

  • jbb

    You left out the rape joke!?!?


  • dragon2777

    #9 needed to be an animated GIF why exactly??

  • Alex

    Dear USA, stop hero worshipping average comedians, love the UK (where people are actually funny)

    • BR&Y

      Welcome to 'Merica!!

    • Jordan

      yea russell brands fucking hilarious… NOT

    • GatOne

      Yeah, because Eddie Izzard is 'actually funny.' Oh wait, no. No he's not.

      • crazydog

        Eddie Izzard is seriously fucking funny

        • ImpressMe

          Eddie Izzard Used to be funny….now hes just a pompous ass and seriously so not funny.

  • Nicnac

    #11 you're* x2

  • its_forge

    Completely and utterly not-funny doucherocket. I wonder if they'd even let him in the Friars Club and if they did, if they'd just make him bus tables.

  • Halibut

    Tosh is lame.

  • BR&Y

    Such a good post! Thanks Chive!!!

  • http://twitter.com/StAiChiLLin @StAiChiLLin

    #3 I laughed out loud.

    • electric boogalo

      Fo' real. Me too.

  • crazydog

    #2 you better get really good at math because life is going to be really hard….. he failed to mention you don't have to be model pretty if you have giant tits and something that even remotely resembles a waistline.

  • Robert

    People need to stop thinking that their opinion of a comic is the definition of whether or not he is talented. Even if you can't appreciate his humor please realize that the man has his own show and is found to be hilarious by millions.

  • beakt

    I was wondering why an idiot like “Tosh” would be on this site, and now I see the tag “Sponsored”. This site is way better than this completely unfunny turd of a “comedian”, and his mere presence brings it down. I hope the money was worth it!

  • jake

    "Do you know what spinach and buttsex have in common? If either one is forced on you as a child…you're not going to like it when you're an adult."

  • mdjsk34

    the more i read the more i hate this guy

  • https://www.facebook.com/patismaximus Pat Brown

    Tosh sucks.

  • https://www.facebook.com/christianhayden Christian Hayden

    What an unfunny, sexist hack. I'll never understand why people think he's funny.

    • Kyle

      It is because he is funny.

  • Dan

    Im a hustler, I ask questions! Who wants me on their corporate team?!

  • FarmBoy

    Tosh has way funnier quotes than these. Try the Tom Brady quote.

  • WisGal_KCCO

    #19 YES. Hence… Dog Sunday please Chive?

  • Banana_man

    #11 Grammar or GTFO!!!!

  • Adam

    Daniel Tosh. In a world of cynical fans and critics, he really doesn't give a damn. And that's what makes him funny.

  • PottyPlant

    Daniel tosh is a funny man…

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  • Wreck

    Yeah right, Mr. Bean is a riot. Nice try Limey.

  • J. Digi

    I had no idea Nickelback did stand-up.

  • Babba Booey

    tosh is friggin awesome! His stand up is spot on

  • phil

    "gosh daniel tosh is a good comedian" said no one ever

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