Daniel Tosh, the quotidian (20 Photos)

You left out the rape joke!?!?

Sissies!!

#9 needed to be an animated GIF why exactly??

Dear USA, stop hero worshipping average comedians, love the UK (where people are actually funny)

#11 you're* x2

Completely and utterly not-funny doucherocket. I wonder if they'd even let him in the Friars Club and if they did, if they'd just make him bus tables.

Tosh is lame.

Such a good post! Thanks Chive!!!

#3 I laughed out loud.

#2 you better get really good at math because life is going to be really hard….. he failed to mention you don't have to be model pretty if you have giant tits and something that even remotely resembles a waistline.

People need to stop thinking that their opinion of a comic is the definition of whether or not he is talented. Even if you can't appreciate his humor please realize that the man has his own show and is found to be hilarious by millions.

I was wondering why an idiot like “Tosh” would be on this site, and now I see the tag “Sponsored”. This site is way better than this completely unfunny turd of a “comedian”, and his mere presence brings it down. I hope the money was worth it!

"Do you know what spinach and buttsex have in common? If either one is forced on you as a child…you're not going to like it when you're an adult."

the more i read the more i hate this guy

Tosh sucks.

What an unfunny, sexist hack. I'll never understand why people think he's funny.

Im a hustler, I ask questions! Who wants me on their corporate team?!

Tosh has way funnier quotes than these. Try the Tom Brady quote.

#19 YES. Hence… Dog Sunday please Chive?

#11 Grammar or GTFO!!!!

Daniel Tosh. In a world of cynical fans and critics, he really doesn't give a damn. And that's what makes him funny.

Daniel tosh is a funny man…

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Yeah right, Mr. Bean is a riot. Nice try Limey.

I had no idea Nickelback did stand-up.

tosh is friggin awesome! His stand up is spot on

"gosh daniel tosh is a good comedian" said no one ever