Rare Einstein photos of everday life — brilliant (20 Photos)

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  • Mikey

    Looks AND brains??? 😉

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yo mikey im really happy for u and ima let u finish but that comment a few weeks back was the best comment of all time!

      • Mikey


      • Kanthar

        I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends.

    • Fryy

      AND also a jew! win

      • John

        Yes, a kite indeed

  • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

    paint me like o e of your French scientists

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      more high heels?

  • jorj

    #8 ALIENS

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhahahaha totally tsoukales

    • steve

      I like to think he had so many ideas that they couldn't all be contained and exploded out of his brain through his hair 🙂

    • http://phillymagic.com Will

      The ancients were aliens the aliens were ancients. The roundness of the earth was cause by ancient aliens. Is my tan fading away? You see the aliens were responsible for the Statue of Liberty, the architecture is too complex for humans to have engineered it.

  • 2 4 1


    • Anomanom

      Hammertime is relative

    • Fryy

      Best comment ever. I can't understand why this phony homos thumbed you down!

      • RDS

        Agreed. Awesome comment

  • HiItsMe

    #3 #16 are those womens shoes???

    • ladida
      • HiItsMe

        I intentionaly skiped this post. Now I've took a look and I regret it. 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

        So Albert wore women shoes before it was fashonable … sounds like a hipster =/

        • Simon

          I think they're mandals.

        • queso fresca

          Albert did a lot of weird stuff he was in a movie with the dude from shawshank and meg ryan. oh yea that was really him. and in that movie he wore a bra and dry humped a motorcycle whilst singing "hey dirty" (DOB) but thats neither here nor there. madam we must have waffles

          • go home

            That was an awful attempt at being funny.

    • toogeekyforyou

      I was wondering the same thing…

    • Nerfherder

      Clearly his own theory of relativity applies to footwear as well as space/time.

    • wire

      actually do some research look back in history high heels were originally made for men not to mention look at any painting of early american settlers aka pilgrims they're all wearing them.

  • Impressive

    #18 Draw me like one of your french girls. The man was a genius and a normal guy

    • Sean

      didn't he bang his cousin?

      • ThatGuy

        Lots of great people have banged their cousins. Technically it isn't actually incest.

  • MatFrat

    Ron Jeremy? #3

  • 2 4 1

    #14 Gene Simmons

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    We are not the same he is a martian

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


      • Bruce


    • Child Please

      It's a shame that, after looking at pictures of a genius, I'm unlucky enough to come across the words of probably the dumbest person on this site.

  • Dollface

    looks lIke he was out to mIsprove the statement "Ignorance Is blIss" cause he looks happIer than a pIg In shIt In all of these photos!!

    • Simon

      Your keyboard's doing that thing again.

  • Robbo

    #13 love the photos but ima lost on 13 – if he was such a genius how come he seems to be pulling that row boat the wrong way – or is he trying to push it ?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      It's Einstein. He *is* pushing the other boat.

    • SFu

      It's all relative.

    • bob

      that is the only place to tie off on that boat.

    • DieselFreak

      Yes, He's pushing the other boat with a rope! Really?!

  • Sasquatch

    Albert Fucking Einstein! Next Chive Shirt! You Heard It here First!!!!!

    P.S. I need a XXXL

    • Rick_

      I would buy that ^^

    • Jaboman34


  • Darwin

    I cant help but think that NDT looks vaguely like Al in some of these pics ( #8 for instance). Two of the smartest people ever.

  • dickpearson

    He married his cousin,which was pretty common for those from europe at the time

  • elcampeador

    Reblogged this on et cetera* and commented:
    Just your everyday, run of the mill GENIUS..

    • Becky

      Why do you people insist on telling us this?

      • UN-Impressed

        because they are impressed with themselves and self-obsorbed

    • Foff

      Your comment there was even more lame than the one you made here. Nobody cares

      • elcampeador

        “Nobody cares” I sure as hell don’t, for any of the asshats, on Chive.

        KCCO, not so cooooool dudes and dudettes. OH and stay off my blog..asshats.

    • Levian

      We just looked at this post, why would you think we're going to jump to your blog and look at again there?

    • msee

      your a genius

  • Hubbabots


    Tell me I'm pretty.

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

      not in this, or any parallel universe mister !!!!

  • salmon

    einstein chive shirt u heard it here 2nd!….. him with a dar shirt while teaching monkeys in class?

  • Jazbo

    #3 I said it's hard out there for a pimp

  • Static

    #19 – Grandpa Joe???

    • Prick

      Is that…..could it be……an Einstein nipple I see???? I think he burned it!

  • ChestRockwellz

    This man is a bad ass! #2

  • Matt

    #14: My personal favorite.

  • SFu

    The lady slippers are disappointing. 😦 #11

  • Jeff

    is it just me, or did Einstein have some great legs? #11

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

      just you I'm afraid

  • Jack Henoff

    Ron Jeremy?

  • Patches

    OMG someone famous that does real people things! He's a scientist, he's not supposed to do things like us normal people! OMG how amazing, he does things that a human male would do! Einstein had a personality? OMG how crazy!

    • Patches

      Why am I getting thumbs down? I'm worshipping a celebrity for doing normal things, just like a chiver should! Albert Fucking Einstein! AFE! AFE!! AFE!! OMG please make a shirt with his face on it so I can be cool like all the other hipsters! If I wear a shirt with a celebrity's face on it people will think I'm cool too!

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