A few clever household tips you should be trying (18 Photos)

Via Buzzfeed

Via Buzzfeed

  • ARNG

    Y me no think of this!! Gah!

  • timetrvlr86


  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    fuck whoever was going to say 'first'

    • Underbaker

      I believe that was you Sir.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      no way. i dont stoop to the level of douchebags. we were all thinking it! why is everyone giving me thumbs down!?

  • Jay a

    First muddafukas

    • YaDouche

      It's likely the only ribon/medal/trophy you have is a "sunshine" award. You failure of a human.

  • ChristonaCracker

    I forwarded all this to my wife. We have wifi in the kitchen

    • ddd

      best comment

    • EE2268

      Thank you for clarifying, My first thought was Oh NO… shortly followed by whew, close one.

    • Underbaker

      Risky move putting WiFi in the kitchen, she might find TheChive and then you would never get any food.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Or good move so that theChive will get pictures of her trying to become a Chivette, cooking in only an apron.

        • Underbaker

          Hey Christonacracker, what is her email address so I can send her a link?

          • ChristonaCracker

            By email I meant that I print it out and file to for her to find stuck to the refrigerator with a magnet

  • cory


    • AnonyFU

      You, sir, are a f*cking loser. …sad man.

  • jeff


  • Andy Valentine

    #3 – Am moving house in 4 weeks. This trick is coming out of the bag for sure.

    • Brad

      I rub my nuts on all kinds of furniture. It certainly does wonders around my house…

      • Andy Valentine

        Was your house built with bricks of loneliness? I bet you use your tears as lubrication.

    • Tomas

      You can by an almond stick on Amazon or at a hardware store. It looks like stick glue. Does wonders. 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/acash34 Alex Cash


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


      • Jawbone


        • j22


  • Grammy

    #5 found plastic bag to tie a knotin anddo this. Yes

    • fun with drugs

      i actually love untying knots there fun and challenging

    • Underbaker

      I prefer grabbing the bag in both hands and ripping it apart. Gets a little messy when everything falls out, but I'm happy with it.

  • shoe

    perfect comment to start my day

  • This.

    #2 Three hours later…TaDaa! Full bucket.

    • groova

      Yeah. Looks kind of cool, but why not just use the crane in the bathtub/shower?

      • Craigery

        Most public restrooms don't have bathtubs or showers.

        • FunKiller

          How often do you really have to fill up a bucket of water in a public place? Is there a (clean) dustpan available in said public place? Chances are……no.

          • yeah

            you might have to every night if you're an office cleaner that has to mop the bathroom floors and there is no slop sink to fill your bucket, but you still might not have a clean dust pan available …..oh well.

  • Mr X

    #15 Genius!

    • Underbaker

      Just make sure your spouse/girlfriend knows so they don't accidentally throw it away thinking it is dried out.

    • Celeste

      This is an actual product with a water-tight lid:

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    Wait wait wait…explain to me again how to kill babies?

    • Huh?

      Oh come on, killing babies with baggies is hilarious, what self hating chick flagged that comment?

      • ImLikelyGoingToHell

        Not as hilarious as with a microwave!!

  • Kevin

    Not first!!!

  • Jak

    #13. Yaaaa.. It's not that easy..

    • June

      i feel like this would take forever

    • Tobb

      Yeaaaaah. Tried this once, scrubbed forever, and still didn't even work that well.

    • Lunch_Box

      Turtle wax rubbing compound works better.

    • Fog Ducker

      3M Plastic Polishing Compound. Works like a camel in a cactus patch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/elliot.atkinson.96 Elliot Atkinson

      Cream gravy works the best tho. But you have to put a lot on there. Try it!!

  • TheFifthIngredient

    #6 and #15 are going to change my life!

  • Black Genius

    #7 #8 #15 #18 blew my mind a little bit

    • Falthor

      I just painted my living room… #8 would have been helpful but is alas about 2 weeks too late.

  • Tanya

    Careful! Press a little too hard on #8 and you've got paint splatter-a-palooza.

    • Rolo__Tomasi

      Agree with Tanya. Just easier to take slotted screw driver and punch a few drain holes in gutter of paint can.

    • EE2268

      How do I fill my paint tray?

      • FunKiller

        You pour the paint into it……sheeeesh, do we have to think of everything for you???

  • A Bipolar Guy

    #11 real men use machetes!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sissy! Real men use their bare hands.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Craigery

        Or their teeth.

        • Clark

          Real men don't have teeth.

          • Dr_StrangePants

            Chuck Norris rips it apart with his eyelids

      • Paulie

        Like you Paula?

    • Bob

      Chuck Norris would just have to look at it…

  • TChrisB

    That's how we store gloves & mittens, and sunscreen, at our house.

    That door's not gonna close in that pic, there.

    • Craigery

      We have this thing called a "cupboard", full of these things called "shelves", and that's where we keep our cleaning products.

    • thedoorwillclose

      Sure it is…..it is a door.

  • AMRD

    Did you recycle Buzzfeed's post or did them yours?

    • dacx

      They have already sourced it to Buzzfeed. Scroll up and read.

    • The_Dood


    • Craigery

      Let me fill you in on a little secret: Much of the content on the Chive is from other sources. Shhhh! Don't tell anyone! The Chive is the only website that does this. Every other site on the web posts nothing but original content.

  • Winner


    • winnerer


  • Sade

    #5 Will try! #15 Great, now thieves know where to look :S

    • DaddyD

      You can fool the thieves by using a different brand of lotion.

      • dac

        well played sir, well played…

  • NaTaS

    #7 Use a penny. Like a Man

    • Craigery

      No, use your FINGERS like a man.

      • Grouchie

        Use the key you are trying to put on the key ring… like a man!

    • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph Wymann G. Prickmore

      The only Penny you can use to make you feel like a man is dating a nerd in Big Bang Theory.

    • Larry

      How likely is it that somebody saw this???

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