• Cooper

    Some things brighten my day. This, this is one of them.

    • PrincegeorgeBC

      Haha this is fucking hilarious. I'd like to see more

  • Sade

    Skin Larry King! That shit was funny (smh)

  • BigtotheD

    Haha.. love these types of posts. Good way to start the day

  • Tobb

    Fucking hilarious.

  • MylesofStyles

    Strippers don't use their real names?!? That's it. I'm calling Fantasia, Candy, and Destiny right now to find out if this is true.

    • Chim Richels

      Alright fellas, give it up for Lexus and Infiniti coming up the main stage!

      • bill

        What about Dakota and Mercedes?

  • James

    A good laugh is a great way to start the day. THANKS CHIVE!

  • James

    Chive, are there any "mean tweets" about you out there? We need A video of John reading them. Then we need the persons real no so we can kick their ass!

    • Murphy, it's you

      If you'd stopped at "reading them", this would have been funny. Drop the sycophancy. Save the children.

      • James

        Sycophancy? As if there were none in your "save the children" comment. Loosen up.

        • Gary

          no. you're a bitch.

          • James

            I'm sure Murphy is happy you defended his honor. Now roll over and kiss him goodnight and you two enjoy sleeping in your mom's basement another night.

  • chetvik

    most of these are true

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    I've never seen Kristen Stewart emote like that…..

    • Scott

      I once sent a mean tweet to/about Kristen Stewart that I'm not sorry for and still feel is accurate. I said, "If Kristen Stewart wasn't such a mouth breather, she could be kinda cute."

    • moogle

      And it was still terrible

  • cookit

    Love Matt Leblanc's reaction

    • Harmonica33

      He will always be Joey to me.

  • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann Mathieu

    Kenny Fucking Powers !!

  • Guse

    I'm reasonably certain that if Katy Perry were killing my dog and filleting him right in front of me, I still couldn't help but think she looks hot doing it.

    • knotmee

      big forehead, weird googly eyes, doughy body. there you go, that should help.

      • Slim Jim

        i have the weirdest boner right now.

  • Jeff

    Chive, where are the beautiful Redheads this Thursday?

    • kake


  • dwreck

    hahahaha ill be laughin bout that all day at radom times and people will think im weird again great thanks chive

  • Truth

    Matt Leblanc….Classic!

  • Octopus

    Anyone else think Matisyahu looks like Jimmy Fallon here?

    • Darwin

      I actually thought it was Andy Samberg at first.

  • 817-chivette

    Oh so funny! Thanks chive, good job.

  • Inifekt

    I think that was the only good thing Justin Bieber has ever said. @3:00

    • FarmBoy

      I think that the tweets Justin Bieber and Snooki read where the most sugar coated ones, they should have read ones like Katy Perry's, those are the ones i'm sure there are more of.

  • meanChives

    I blame the people that employ the celebrities, and bieber

  • Chim Richels

    That's the cruelest one they could find about Matisyahu? Howzabout that he shaved his beard off and all of his awesomeness went with it and now he sucks?

    • FarmBoy

      That's the cruelest they could find about Snooki and Bieber?

  • Chim Richels

    How hit is Katy Perry when she says fuck? Twice.

  • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

    A) Snooki looks worse than she ever has, I didn't think it was possible.

    B) Justin Bieber needs to be fatally wounded by a lighting rig.

    • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

      Fuck you emoticon.

  • Mmm_Beer

    I do like watching Katy Perry say Fuck

  • miles philpott

    I am definitely willing to trade bieber to get tupac back

    • spartan

      yeah but there's no way God is gonna take that deal

  • Dan

    I don't like that they had Katy Perry open for her far less attractive and super annoying doppleganger

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