Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

July 26, 2012 | In: DAR, Random

Earlier today we brought you the story of Farrah, an innocent girl badly injured in the Aurora, CO shootings. I asked the Chivers to donate to Farrah until we reached the $100,000 goal.

We hit the goal in an hour and a half flat.

But in true Chive fashion, y’all were just clearing your throats. We’ve now raised $130,000!!! Unfreaking believable. You should all be very proud of yourselves today. When somebody needed our help the most, you stepped the plate and put it in the upper deck. Well done.

: Original story here. Donate to Farrah right here.

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babyfartmagizax

Way to go Chivers!! Stay strong Farrah!! #3 #4 #5 #6

Im_B4TM4N

Babyfart is worse than Paula…FACT

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

NOBODY!!!!1! IS WORSE THAN PAULA!!!11!!!1!!

NO HUGS EITHER!
PAULA
- CAPS WAR!!!! RAAAAAHHH!!!
And BabyShartsToTheMax is nice… <3

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

I love you Paula
Dr. Evil

guilty white liberal is worse than Paula.

Ethix_

It's taking all of my strength not to comment something about my hatred of you. You get a pass today, babyfartmagizax. KCCO, in the spirit of the day.

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

Why do you have to hate, he had a great comment

_DoC_

Haters gonna hate

EDDIE

ARE YOU GUSY ALWAYS DRINKING? COLOR ME JELLY!!!
joe chiver

#3 This is awesome – and I didn't think John wore anything other than chive tshirts.
http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

Makes me proud to be a Chiver. Please keep Mike in your prayers too, and donate if you can I did
Sean

To be 100% honest: The site used to donate is taking a 5% cut off of each donation. http://www.gofundme.com/how-to-fundraise/ Look at number 6.

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

Still works bro.

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

Site said %100 was going to them. Sorry

omgh4x

Sheds a different light at the guy's enthusiasm to get the chive to do this with them more often..

ang3lflow3rs

Meh. No one does anything for no profit. Although, I'm guessing at least a small portion of it goes to server funds and what not so it's not THAT bad….. /shot

brett

"Pinewood Derby" is the sixth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park….a spaceship lands in South Park, but its pilot is a bank robber named "Baby Fark McGee-zax"

You piss me off so much
theysone

Proud to be a Chiver today.

Also, best DAR in recent memory.

Misterkleen79

She asked what she can do to be a chiver? …. Pay it forward. Chive On!

yankeenica

you guys drink alot! not that there's anything wrong with that
Dez

Looks like you guys didn't do your homework.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/07/27/129789…

Julie Taylor

#6 yes

FunKiller

Pure awesomeness!!
Rich

Release the Chiven

bob_the_cook

Best of Luck to you Farrah (& Mike too!). Im so glad I could help, I wish it could have been more.

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

Amy farrah fowler?

Fall

JJ I'm really sorry you were molested as a kid, I really am. But that's no reason to be so angry at the world and act like a douche for the rest of your life.
I know your daddy used to touch you, but time heals all wounds. KCCO!

Sgt Hedberg USMC

the Chive rules! I just got my DAR shirt today
Claire

#2, #3, #4

Amazing. Proud to be a Chiver today

VaderWRX

Can we please send her a KCCO poster to put on that plain wall behind her?

Kitra

And a koozie and a cup for her water and whatnot.
And a few shirts. Where are the chive charity shirts, all of which the proceeds go to charity?

http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

Thanks, Chivers, for being so inspiring today. Faith in humanity restored! KCCO!!

sue

If the USA had a health system like Canada or the Netherlands or the UK the wonderful generosity here could be directed to others equally needy but not victims of high profile incidents. By the way, gun control and good mental health services might help too.
Katie

Professor Farnsworth would be proud

Tillman61

#4 #49 These sort of things make me happy. This is why I like The Chive.

NcouthYouth

I think a smoothie is in order to celebrate The Chive' awesomeness today.. now where is this smoothie shop?

Woody

i would die a slow smoothie overdose death going to her window 100 times a day. #49

Ben

I want to move to this home town…..

black27696

Had you seen this post on reddit yesterday, you would know the answer to that question. However, I won't tell you.
Cliff

WHere is this???!

Mike

I agree wholeheartedly. And #49 ….. MOAR
Standard Name

#49 – Left hand, ring finger…joy destroyer

RichMahogany

As a wise man once told me; a ring never plugged any holes..
kick.it

her shirt…large boobies. her face, Jennifer Anistons

Woody

my thoughts exactly

Thror

Cuter. More wholesome. And boobs.

MonkeyMadness

That ring don't mean squat. She's gotta be the town whore by the way she dresses.
Wylie

Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you shouldn't try to score.

DanTheMan

#41 and #49 are the same.. shes damn sexy. I hate smoothies but might buy one from her lol
MatthewMo

I on the other hand do not really know exactly waht makes me happy but I do know that I really want a smoothie, and that I just want a smoothie, another smoothie, and a couple more smoothies, and then hey who wants smoothies? Sorry, what were we talkin' about – I was gettin a smoothie…
Nick Neil

This is from Your Coffee Cups in Fremont, CA. This place has great looking girls, but terrible terrible drinks…but who give a shit… I know I don't.

Brad H.

There's a place in Lubbock, TX called Ohh La La Lattes that has the same concept too. They have awesome smoothies but the girls aren't as good as this dame in the pics.

hark1985

#2 Yeah!! KCCO Let's show the world what we can do! Proud to be a Chiver!
tim

#41 yes please

Bob

Also the "smoothie girl", just friendly heads up

tim

indeed she is… I could sure go for a smoothie now
FunKiller

Huh, ironically I posted both of them as my favorites….does that mean I have a type???

Hehe…heee

She seems to be EVERYTHING I want, I don't mind sharing.
JoJo

#41 #49
Same girl!

CowboyChiver

#2 Get well soon and don't forget to KCCO. Our prayers are with you.
Jeffrey Lebowski

From a CO Chiver…Thanks for everything today!

http://www.facebook.com/dpuckett23 Daniel Puckett

seconded from Co as well!
electric boogalo

KCCO from CO. Glad to help.
https://www.facebook.com/joshua.d.lyons Josh Lyons

Glad to Contribute. KCCO from Green Mountain!

Whoopi_G

#23 I would actually watch if this was included.

PDiddily420

I hope there will not be a Men's version

Chi-T-Bone

#2 Chive on!!!
Kodos

#1
"If you love him, then why did you eat him?"

Tomas

Larger version.
http://totallycoolpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010…

Here's the caption to the pic: "Peruvian Ety Napadenschi (L), who is eight month pregnant, is touched by a dolphin named Wayra during a therapy session for pregnant women at a hotel in Lima, October 25, 2005. The therapy is supposed to stimulate the brains of the baby inside the belly, with the dolphins high-frequency sounds, to develop neuron abilities. REUTERS/Pilar Olivares Also"
joe

um, gross.
monkey sampan

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it a blow hole?

hark1985

#5 welcome to the Chive Victoria!
SaltLakeChiver

#41 – Mickey is one lucky son of a bitch.

Mr_Taco

Son of a doe.

Whoopi_G

#39 Marry her……now.

quoted for truth

In case you didn't read that right the first time, it says "#39 Marry her……now." Seriously, stop wasting your time and fucking do IT!

OhioChiver

Well…have you married her yet? Sheesh.

Poke4Life

Seriously, this is what is referred to as a JACKPOT

sparky

Where?

Ooooooh

Wouldn't you be a bit confused if you bought something great for your girlfriend, she started stripping and then…played a video game? I'm sure the guy is at least a little frustrated.

Jimmy

Thankfully someone already beat me to this. The rest of you, quit puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.
zilsepam

Playing Zelda was the only thing Chive appropriate that we could post. Don't fret, Link "found the triforce" and "saved the princess".

Professor Allen

#3, #4

Give some credit to the boys in that photo too. I'm sure they worked their tails off to make the story happen. John, you continue to impress, son.
http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

#20 Yo this dream I had, It was AMAZING!

Matt

Fucking blanket costs more than my first car…

AnyoneForCoffee

Who carries a D&G blanket?

As much class as a dogturd.

Diggler

#20 He likes Fishsticks… So he's a gay fish.
http://www.facebook.com/aaron.cohn.12 Aaron Cohn

#49 God bless you

OnehandJack

Where the hell is your home town. I need a gorram smoothie.

Quailman

i like you cus you said gorram.
Karl

Me too
MrMan13

Shiny!

Daniel Tosh

MOAR!!!
Smartass

Is it me or does she look like a (very) young Jennifer Aniston?

JHL1

Better than Aniston but I can see the resemblence.
c_dubb

absolutely does. thought the same thing. too bad #49 takes the cake since Aniston is not a Chivette

silky

Neither is she, some dude just took her pic and sent it to the Chive
What_Tha

I Believe we need a campaign to make Aniston a Chivette though.

misfit7734

she is also #41

Nice

Indeed… Good eye Inspector Gadget.
Poke4Life

well son of a bitch! nice catch!
https://www.facebook.com/travis.alexander.5686 Travis Alexander

well played sir!
Charliefreak

Only if she lost the arm tattoos.

jim

I WANNA LIVE THERE
Muadieb

Fair to say she ought to be found…

Tim

Too bad she's married. He is one lucky dude.

chiver

she's more accurately a coffee girl, check it out http://www.yelp.com/biz/your-coffee-cups-fremont-…
Tomas

Larger pix… and MORE of them (Woah!!!)
http://i.imgur.com/CEUQ7h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/V1jKS.jpg http://i.imgur.com/76B15h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IdyOih.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fZMwD.jpg

Tomas

You can thank me later. B)

Travioso Peligroso

Thank you

Tomas

Her name's Amanda. The coffee shot has a Facebook page with TONS of pix!
http://www.facebook.com/yourcoffeecups
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4385911661…
Chris

She looks roughly 100 times better in the #49 pic than in any of those

Karl

I used to live near this place. Passed it every Sunday on my way back and forth from church. Something of a dichotomy of thought processes.
michaeler

How is her tip jar not full?

mike

I'd give her moar than the tip

Tim

Gotta start with the tip, just to see how it feels…

p k

MMMOOOAAARRR!!!!
SilentWrath

Oh my God Chive please moar!!!

saskchivertoon

#2 KCCO Farrah and Mike! Get well soon!
AFCAJAX

#49 I'll take two milks!

yum

I'll take two shakes. (that's all it might take)

Dr_StrangePants

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

JB Marc

I have the urgent need for a smoothie now
David

she is hot i want to motor boat
phil

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bdnnbd

I've been away for a bit…what's changed to make this site unbearably slow??

chiver

the ads
BankAcct0

I wondered the same thing…only at work though and with Firefox, so I use Chrome and it's fine. At home Firefox is still very fast on the Chive.

PubicJones

#4 What a bunch of self-absorbed faggots.

Pete

So… what did you do today?

Patches

I don't know where the "faggots" part comes into it, but otherwise I think he has a point… Asking people to donate money for the injured girl was great and all, but then posting self-congratulatory photos of themselves watching their computers just seems really douchey. Why was that necessary? In this post there is 1 photo of the injured girl and like 6 photos of the chive guys or their emails – instead of all of the "hey look at how great we are" photos, perhaps there should have been more of the actual victim of the shooting? I know this is going to get me a lot of thumbs down, but the proof is in the pudding – count how many photos related in any way to the Colorado shooting vs how many photos of the chive guys…
Truly makes you wonder about the motive behind the fundraising – was it to help the girl, or to promote this website? I guess either way the important thing is that she was helped by it, but it comes off as pretty self-serving.

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