Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    Way to go Chivers!! Stay strong Farrah!! #3 #4 #5 #6

    • Im_B4TM4N

      Babyfart is worse than Paula…FACT

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        NOBODY!!!!1! IS WORSE THAN PAULA!!!11!!!1!!

        – CAPS WAR!!!! RAAAAAHHH!!!
        And BabyShartsToTheMax is nice… ❤

        • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

          I love you Paula

        • Dr. Evil

          guilty white liberal is worse than Paula.

    • Ethix_

      It's taking all of my strength not to comment something about my hatred of you. You get a pass today, babyfartmagizax. KCCO, in the spirit of the day.

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        Why do you have to hate, he had a great comment

        • _DoC_

          Haters gonna hate

    • EDDIE


    • joe chiver

      #3 This is awesome – and I didn't think John wore anything other than chive tshirts.

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      Makes me proud to be a Chiver. Please keep Mike in your prayers too, and donate if you can I did

    • Sean

      To be 100% honest: The site used to donate is taking a 5% cut off of each donation. http://www.gofundme.com/how-to-fundraise/ Look at number 6.

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        Still works bro.

        • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

          Site said %100 was going to them. Sorry

      • omgh4x

        Sheds a different light at the guy's enthusiasm to get the chive to do this with them more often..

        • ang3lflow3rs

          Meh. No one does anything for no profit. Although, I'm guessing at least a small portion of it goes to server funds and what not so it's not THAT bad….. /shot

    • brett

      "Pinewood Derby" is the sixth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park….a spaceship lands in South Park, but its pilot is a bank robber named "Baby Fark McGee-zax"

      You piss me off so much

    • theysone

      Proud to be a Chiver today.

      Also, best DAR in recent memory.

      • Misterkleen79

        She asked what she can do to be a chiver? …. Pay it forward. Chive On!

    • yankeenica

      you guys drink alot! not that there's anything wrong with that

    • Dez

      Looks like you guys didn't do your homework.

  • Julie Taylor

    #6 yes

    • FunKiller

      Pure awesomeness!!

    • Rich

      Release the Chiven

  • bob_the_cook

    Best of Luck to you Farrah (& Mike too!). Im so glad I could help, I wish it could have been more.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Amy farrah fowler?

      • Fall

        JJ I'm really sorry you were molested as a kid, I really am. But that's no reason to be so angry at the world and act like a douche for the rest of your life.
        I know your daddy used to touch you, but time heals all wounds. KCCO!

  • Sgt Hedberg USMC

    the Chive rules! I just got my DAR shirt today 😀

  • Claire

    #2, #3, #4

    Amazing. Proud to be a Chiver today

    • VaderWRX

      Can we please send her a KCCO poster to put on that plain wall behind her?

      • Kitra

        And a koozie and a cup for her water and whatnot.
        And a few shirts. Where are the chive charity shirts, all of which the proceeds go to charity?

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Thanks, Chivers, for being so inspiring today. Faith in humanity restored! KCCO!!

    • sue

      If the USA had a health system like Canada or the Netherlands or the UK the wonderful generosity here could be directed to others equally needy but not victims of high profile incidents. By the way, gun control and good mental health services might help too.

    • Katie

      Professor Farnsworth would be proud

  • Tillman61

    #4 #49 These sort of things make me happy. This is why I like The Chive.

    • NcouthYouth

      I think a smoothie is in order to celebrate The Chive' awesomeness today.. now where is this smoothie shop?

      • Woody

        i would die a slow smoothie overdose death going to her window 100 times a day. #49

        • Ben

          I want to move to this home town…..

      • black27696

        Had you seen this post on reddit yesterday, you would know the answer to that question. However, I won't tell you.

      • Cliff

        WHere is this???!

    • Mike

      I agree wholeheartedly. And #49 ….. MOAR

    • Standard Name

      #49 – Left hand, ring finger…joy destroyer

      • RichMahogany

        As a wise man once told me; a ring never plugged any holes..

      • kick.it

        her shirt…large boobies. her face, Jennifer Anistons

        • Woody

          my thoughts exactly

          • Thror

            Cuter. More wholesome. And boobs.

      • MonkeyMadness

        That ring don't mean squat. She's gotta be the town whore by the way she dresses.

      • Wylie

        Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you shouldn't try to score.

    • DanTheMan

      #41 and #49 are the same.. shes damn sexy. I hate smoothies but might buy one from her lol

    • MatthewMo

      I on the other hand do not really know exactly waht makes me happy but I do know that I really want a smoothie, and that I just want a smoothie, another smoothie, and a couple more smoothies, and then hey who wants smoothies? Sorry, what were we talkin' about – I was gettin a smoothie…

    • Nick Neil

      This is from Your Coffee Cups in Fremont, CA. This place has great looking girls, but terrible terrible drinks…but who give a shit… I know I don't.

      • Brad H.

        There's a place in Lubbock, TX called Ohh La La Lattes that has the same concept too. They have awesome smoothies but the girls aren't as good as this dame in the pics.

  • hark1985

    #2 Yeah!! KCCO Let's show the world what we can do! Proud to be a Chiver!

  • tim

    #41 yes please

    • Bob

      Also the "smoothie girl", just friendly heads up

      • tim

        indeed she is… I could sure go for a smoothie now

      • FunKiller

        Huh, ironically I posted both of them as my favorites….does that mean I have a type???

    • Hehe...heee

      She seems to be EVERYTHING I want, I don't mind sharing.

    • JoJo

      #41 #49
      Same girl!

  • CowboyChiver

    #2 Get well soon and don't forget to KCCO. Our prayers are with you.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    From a CO Chiver…Thanks for everything today!

    • http://www.facebook.com/dpuckett23 Daniel Puckett

      seconded from Co as well!

    • electric boogalo

      KCCO from CO. Glad to help.

    • https://www.facebook.com/joshua.d.lyons Josh Lyons

      Glad to Contribute. KCCO from Green Mountain!

  • Whoopi_G

    #23 I would actually watch if this was included.

    • PDiddily420

      I hope there will not be a Men's version

  • Chi-T-Bone

    #2 Chive on!!!

  • Kodos

    "If you love him, then why did you eat him?"

    • Tomas

      Larger version.

      Here's the caption to the pic: "Peruvian Ety Napadenschi (L), who is eight month pregnant, is touched by a dolphin named Wayra during a therapy session for pregnant women at a hotel in Lima, October 25, 2005. The therapy is supposed to stimulate the brains of the baby inside the belly, with the dolphins high-frequency sounds, to develop neuron abilities. REUTERS/Pilar Olivares Also"

    • joe

      um, gross.

    • monkey sampan

      Hey babe, want to find out why they call it a blow hole?

  • hark1985

    #5 welcome to the Chive Victoria!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #41 – Mickey is one lucky son of a bitch.

    • Mr_Taco

      Son of a doe.

  • Whoopi_G

    #39 Marry her……now.

    • quoted for truth

      In case you didn't read that right the first time, it says "#39 Marry her……now." Seriously, stop wasting your time and fucking do IT!

      • OhioChiver

        Well…have you married her yet? Sheesh.

        • Poke4Life

          Seriously, this is what is referred to as a JACKPOT

          • sparky


    • Ooooooh

      Wouldn't you be a bit confused if you bought something great for your girlfriend, she started stripping and then…played a video game? I'm sure the guy is at least a little frustrated.

      • Jimmy

        Thankfully someone already beat me to this. The rest of you, quit puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.

      • zilsepam

        Playing Zelda was the only thing Chive appropriate that we could post. Don't fret, Link "found the triforce" and "saved the princess".

  • Professor Allen

    #3, #4

    Give some credit to the boys in that photo too. I'm sure they worked their tails off to make the story happen. John, you continue to impress, son.

  • http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

    #20 Yo this dream I had, It was AMAZING!

    • Matt

      Fucking blanket costs more than my first car…

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Who carries a D&G blanket?

        As much class as a dogturd.

  • Diggler

    #20 He likes Fishsticks… So he's a gay fish.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.cohn.12 Aaron Cohn

    #49 God bless you

    • OnehandJack

      Where the hell is your home town. I need a gorram smoothie.

      • Quailman

        i like you cus you said gorram.

      • Karl

        Me too 🙂

      • MrMan13


    • Daniel Tosh


    • Smartass

      Is it me or does she look like a (very) young Jennifer Aniston?

      • JHL1

        Better than Aniston but I can see the resemblence.

      • c_dubb

        absolutely does. thought the same thing. too bad #49 takes the cake since Aniston is not a Chivette

        • silky

          Neither is she, some dude just took her pic and sent it to the Chive

        • What_Tha

          I Believe we need a campaign to make Aniston a Chivette though.

    • misfit7734

      she is also #41

      • Nice

        Indeed… Good eye Inspector Gadget.

      • Poke4Life

        well son of a bitch! nice catch!

      • https://www.facebook.com/travis.alexander.5686 Travis Alexander

        well played sir!

      • Charliefreak

        Only if she lost the arm tattoos.

    • jim


    • Muadieb

      Fair to say she ought to be found…

      • Tim

        Too bad she's married. He is one lucky dude.

    • chiver

      she's more accurately a coffee girl, check it out http://www.yelp.com/biz/your-coffee-cups-fremont-

    • Tomas
    • Karl

      I used to live near this place. Passed it every Sunday on my way back and forth from church. Something of a dichotomy of thought processes.

    • michaeler

      How is her tip jar not full?

      • mike

        I'd give her moar than the tip 😉

        • Tim

          Gotta start with the tip, just to see how it feels…

    • p k


    • SilentWrath

      Oh my God Chive please moar!!!

  • saskchivertoon

    #2 KCCO Farrah and Mike! Get well soon!


    #49 I'll take two milks!

    • yum

      I'll take two shakes. (that's all it might take)

      • Dr_StrangePants

        "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

    • JB Marc

      I have the urgent need for a smoothie now

    • David

      she is hot i want to motor boat

    • phil


  • bdnnbd

    I've been away for a bit…what's changed to make this site unbearably slow??

    • chiver

      the ads

    • BankAcct0

      I wondered the same thing…only at work though and with Firefox, so I use Chrome and it's fine. At home Firefox is still very fast on the Chive.

  • PubicJones

    #4 What a bunch of self-absorbed faggots.

    • Pete

      So… what did you do today?

      • Patches

        I don't know where the "faggots" part comes into it, but otherwise I think he has a point… Asking people to donate money for the injured girl was great and all, but then posting self-congratulatory photos of themselves watching their computers just seems really douchey. Why was that necessary? In this post there is 1 photo of the injured girl and like 6 photos of the chive guys or their emails – instead of all of the "hey look at how great we are" photos, perhaps there should have been more of the actual victim of the shooting? I know this is going to get me a lot of thumbs down, but the proof is in the pudding – count how many photos related in any way to the Colorado shooting vs how many photos of the chive guys…
        Truly makes you wonder about the motive behind the fundraising – was it to help the girl, or to promote this website? I guess either way the important thing is that she was helped by it, but it comes off as pretty self-serving.

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