Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Still_Counts


    Well… we thank you!

    • I Like

      I like your new pink KCCO, Also BOOBS

    • Pirate

      I think there should be a burnsday follow up, then maybe some more on sexy chivers, then probably a double on monday with sports bras and FLBP. Just saying.

    • Random Observer

      You are simply fantastic.

      • Vent187

        A butter and sugar burger sounds so good right now.

    • NZ Chiver

      boobs, boobs indeed!
      and we thank you

    • CertifydBoobInspecta

      After close professional inspection I have determined those to be absolutely spectacular boobs
      Rating: 10/10

    • Bubba


    • Epitomizer

      I would like to begin by gently pressing my face in between them, followed by some light side to side facial motioning, accompanied by me making the noise "BbBbBbBbBbBbBbBb".

    • You look nice

      Thanks for not calling them "bewbs", #17

    • !!!

      I would titty fuck the shit out of her. Any dude who says otherwise likes it in the poop shoot.

      • ???


      • Needlegun13

        Way to keep it classy bro.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Yeah so call me weird, but I actually get more of a kick out of that smile and that braid….

      But yes, those are some lovely chesticles you have there.

    • thebeefinjector

      Good Lord those are perfect! And that smile! *faints*


      Not too big, not too small, simply perfect. 10/10 indeed

    • EE2268

      Moar! …and burn that boulder holder

    • Blue Balls

      OMG – can we see the thighs and ass too? Goddess!!!

    • wolfpack

      What took you so long to submit?? Your first submission is spectacular! Can't wait to see the next one!

    • Falthor

      IN a word… MOAR. thanks.

    • Vook

      You had me at Boobs.

  • Vic

    #9 that must taste awesome!

    • 6655321

      I know. I totally want some stimulant.

    • Jason K

      Oh, you tasted it…..

    • DaddyD

      By the way … all milk is breast milk … except for coconut milk.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        or soy milk?

        • truth

          and Almond milk

        • Verbal_Kint

          or rice milk

      • Mr_Taco

        or penis milk…wait, what?

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #23 everyday is upperbody day

    • Chiver

      Made me laugh way harder than I should have.

      • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

        me too. i'm not proud but it's true.

    • Slow Eddie

      As drawn by Rob Liefeld.

  • jch


    • Johnson McSanchez

      You get a zero for the day…

  • Rafiki

    #5 ATV makes bitches wet

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Judging by the amount of ass/thigh showing, I believe you meant "Sow".

    • Prick

      Did anyone notice the driver of the ATV in the background is holding a gun.

  • Lisa

    #2…seriously one of the funnest memories of elementary school. 🙂 Good times.

    • Underbaker

      Looks like the game is over, sharks won.

      • BType13X2

        Nobody wins when you play this game on taco day.

        • Underbaker

          That makes them fight a little harder to not get eaten by the sharks. 🙂

    • MonkeyMadness

      If your school didn't have a parachute in the gym, they your childhood sucked!

  • Roose1134

    #17 Gooooooodmorning!

    • Brad

      Hummuna hummuna. Awoooga!

      I'm sorry, that was undignified. May we please have some moar?

    • thebeefinjector

      more like wood morning!

  • Peosh

    #FU I am just glad I was up at 1:00 in the morning to say that I am not first FTW!!!

    • R.A. Dickey

      Whats in the box??? WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BOX??

    • spucifer

      I was up at 4:45 to say you're a douche

    • EatAtaco

      Damn! I woke up early to be the first to comment on your first post what the hell happened? My day is so fuc*ed now. Thanks Peosh, thanks for making us both look like as$holes.

  • MatFrat

    I hope that's Cambodian #9

    • 6655321

      Get some sugar cookies to go with.

    • Chapelle

      Only best breast milks…

    • paulwells55337

      Breast milk…Come out and play-aaay

    • JJJ

      It's a store in London, the Icecreamists.

      • Penis Wrinkle

        Are you sure it isn't called, "Mohammed's"?

    • Hedro

      I prefer mine straight from the source

  • Wind O. Change

    #17 And The Man Gods said let there be BOOBS….and Boobs there were.

  • Dylan

    where can i get some of #9

    • Arten

      Shutup Meg

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ya to close mahn!

    • JJJ

      A store in Covent Garden, London: The Icecreamists.

  • RealZoo

    #17…Pretty in Pink. You are wearing it well!!!

  • Zach

    #2. That's a killer Dutch oven

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

    #6 happy birthday to the ground

    • Bort

      Actually made me laugh harder than the picture itself. Good call sir

  • http://www.facebook.com/aj.kulish A.j. Kulish

    #5 cant go 4 wheeling without a guy holding an ak47 in the background…

    • aron_xo

      Gota love it….

    • 2cool4skool

      Traditional Russian fishing.

  • tapsnapornap

    #9 o_O and Fuck yeah #27 and #11 is pretty sweet too 🙂

    • KirkCameron

      Your weakness has been exposed. Welcome back Babyshart, let me introduce you to the more intelligent comments that deserve thumbs up. Examples Moar, Damn Find Her,KCCO and I so do miss suck me dry> and Kirk Cameron tells you minions to read the word of the lord and thou shall be saved

      • tapsnapornap

        The fuck are you on??? Yes I have returned as some other guy that's been posting for a year or so…are you fucking retarded? Probably, if you are telling people to read the word of the Lord on the Chive, and I don't think I even need to put the "on the Chive" finisher on that sentence.

  • John frm Ft Wrth TX

    #17 moar, Moar, MOAR!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #9 Go ahead, try some. It's mine!

    BTW today is going to cost you againsies… Have your credit cards ready.

    – the one you love to hate

    • sub.mission

      what?!? you really shouldn't drink bongwater.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Hahhaha thats feral as fuck

        • Why Oh Why

          STFU Asswipe

    • 6655321

      Yours is the Strawberry? Cool.

      • Needlegun13


    • Chive-a-rino

      Does anyone ever notice, when something cool is posted, there is always some Canadian that says….."Oh yeah, that's up here in Canada." There can't be that many cool things going on up there, in fact I know there isn't. Merica fuck yeah. :*

      • AnAmerican

        Your trolling attempt was used up days ago.

    • spucifer

      Hey Paula, I hope ur female, cause the more u post the more I like u. And watch "trollhunter" you fucking dirty whore.

      • Kim

        She said there are sometimes pictures of her in Hump Day etc. I have seen one few weeks ago, there was a very clear but subtle clue in the photo.

        • Jake

          Paula, if this is true, please specify for me. I will love you dearly.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Where's the challenge in that!?

            – at least one Chiver found out…. I'm baffled, didn't think they had it in them.

            • Ekajevans

              I guess I'll have to find out the difficult way. Are you a Texas Chivette with dark brown hair?

        • Yeah

          Okay I'll bite. What was the clue?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I saw that!
        It's pretty good long as you don't mind subtitles.

    • Needlegun13

      I'll try anything once…

  • RichMahogany

    #17 I like you.
    #8 Nunchuck pose over cat vignette sounds a bit strange in theory.. but in reality, it's freakin' awesome!

  • Moknowsbest

    #20 welcome to the chunkle

    • Me.

      We've got fudge and caake

      • 2Dogs

        lol…someone get the photoshop out.

    • spucifer

      Sweet child of pie

      • MOAR

        Nice try.

    • gma

      That's mean-hearted Chive. He's a fantastically talented rock vocalist; one of the all time best. It would be different if he was some kind of no-talent poser – but not this guy; this is an honest to god Talent.

      • truth

        You sound like Stiffler in Role Models defending Kiss.

      • nevermore

        he's an asshole who always shows up late and never seems sorry for it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/reginald.vonfinkerschnitzel Reginald von Finkerschnitzel

        He is an arrogant douche with little respect for his former band mates. I listened to GnR to hear Slash's guitar, not his squealing and grunting. Fitting that Slash has gone on to have much more success and is revered for his talent, while Axl is hanging on to the past and is a miserable and bitter asshole who gets ridiculed.

        Serves him right…

    • Mike

      he had a real appetite for destruction, that one

    • f3n1x187

      Pie-radise City

    • Awesome

      If I look like him at his age and still have that woman on my arm/in my bed (not to mention his millions), I won't complain… it's all about perspective. Just sayin…

  • caleb

    #10 BOOM! Headshot!

    • chiver

      nice tea bagging

      • HatBomb

        Extreme tea bagging is more like it.

  • Nick911

    I waited for 5 mins staring before I realized it wasn't a gif #2

  • Romeo

    #17 we need a face for that body

    • YESWEDO!

      I couldn't agree moar!!! Just from that smile it looks like she is absolutely beautiful. Not to mention those 2 perfect heavenly bodies she's wearing underneath that shirt.

    • ChiveCommunity

      As a community of lady lovers we request that you submit MOAR photos of your perfect body with your beautiful face included. We also were thinking bathing suit or hand bra would be fitting. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    • erikhart
  • Bangerang

    #10 have you ever wanted a bitch to shut up so bad you jumped over her friends just you put your dick in her face?

  • ThePatriot

    #20 hes had sex with more hot chicks than any of us, has plenty of money too… the jungle wasn't that bad to him

    • Him.

      Too bad he's a douchebag..

    • Wilt the Stilt

      Ahem.. Maybe not ALL of us.. heh heh

    • Biggus Diccus

      He switched from powdering his nose to powdered doughnuts

    • assman

      I wouldn't be too surprised to hear that he isn't THAT financially well off, he doesn't strike me as the most disciplined or intelligent.

      • nevermore

        the last tour they did in the UK was so bad they were giving away most of the tickets

        • vince

          He didn't make any money off the last tour or the current tour. It was to get him out of a management contract. He actually still lives in the same house he did twenty years ago. He invested his money and has done really well. That's one of the reasons it's so easy for him to not give a shit. You'll know when he is broke. That's when the reunion will happen!

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