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  • WTF Mate

    My cock is strong and mighty… yeahhhh, first

    • Why Oh Why

      Your head is an empty void

      • RCT

        Your cock is teeny, tiny?

    • Drew

      Everyone knows that if it really was, you don't have to say anything about it.

  • Koclin Berries

    What, no Saved by the Bell??

  • Roose1134

    #16 '"Tis the season to be merry." "Well that's my name." "No sh*t…"

    • Itchy12

      Wallllllllllllllllllllllllly Worllllllllllld

    • Michael

      You serious Clark?

      • Chim Richels

        Wrong movie, but I'll play…

        'Sorry, shittin' rocks'

    • Ken

      No those kids would look like Juliette Lewis and Johnny Galecki. That is Anthony Michael Hall and Dana Barron.

    • Mike

      I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

  • Robbo Smyth

    are these supposed to be good? I think the chive is running out of things to post

    • edslerson

      Well they're definitely better than you can do. I found them amusing

      • amplidudes

        How did you know? Robbo, i agree

    • Evil Xena

      These are terrible. The worst part is – there is no increase in skill, no growth.

    • isawoj

      I agree. These are amateur hour.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #15 Wow I didn't think it was possible to make Shelley Duvall even more terrifying. Good job, I wish I could paint like that

    • TulsaSmartassChiver


    • Jman

      Hilarious. Made me pee a little

      • ManicCynic

        Her head is pointed slightly to the right. Her mouth is staring at us, and the rest of her face is looking to the left. I peed a little too, but I'm terrified.

  • timetrvlr86

    woah! wheres the banks family!? lets get a little fresh prince going!

  • Anthony Hadley

    This was fucking great. And out of the ordinary; we need more talent like this that can make a grown man almost cry.

  • Chesterdrawers

    I do sculptures like this with fresh feces. They look nice.

  • rickacha

    #9 awesome !

    • MC Hammer

      But where's baby Holly?!?

    • Evil Xena

      See an ophthalmologist, soon.

  • NHale

    Who the Hell is the white kid in the Cosby show? #12

    • cwalker

      You know oliver. Wait i think thats the brady bunch.

      • Kahless

        HAHA, im so glad im not the only one thinking that. Also his Bill Cosby sucks, but the others in there are spot on.

        • dischuker

          the only white kid i remember from the cosby show is little fat peter. that isn't little fat peter.

        • Holmespump

          Yeah – His Cos looks like Tim Meadows wearing a Cosby sweater.

          • Unfkngblvbl

            Whoa…you nailed that one.

    • WAMCO

      So seriously, who is that white kid?!?

    • Josh

      Thought the same thing. Who the hell is that?

      • mike

        The artists website says that its an actor named Brian Petsos. It also says that Kristen Wiig commissioned the piece. both were in MacGruber. An inside joke perhaps?

  • Buck

    These all look like really bad portrait tattoos. Not impressed.

  • spucifer

    even billy mitchells wife looks like she hates him #20

    • Vic

      But she loves his sauce….

      • Dana Xu

        ewww hehe ewwwww

  • TheFifthIngredient

    How about the Matthews family? "Feeeeennnnnyyyyyy!!! Fe he he he heeeee neeeeyyyy!"

    • a-nom

      ^Win of the morning

    • Chim Richels

      He'd have to figure out a way to get Topanga's big ol' tithes in the portrait.

      And Shawn, cuz Shawn was kinda like family.

  • chong

    what about the simpsons?

  • Randy

    no step-brothers?!…..what a waste

  • Coen

    If he's taking requests: Malcolm in the Middle, Jim Carrey's family from Me, Myself and Irene, and the Starks from Game of Thrones. #makeitso

    • Jawbone

      If he is taking requests, maybe he can make you fuck right off, wanker.

      • Coen

        Nice. Mature, too.

    • Optimus_prime

      I'd love to see the portrait for Me, Myself, and Irene haha!

  • a-nom

    I would assume because the simpsons are not real people.

  • Jeff

    Not to be a pest but isn't today supposed to be Redhead Thursday. My Thursday hasn't been the same today because those beauties are usually posted by now!

  • Jawbone

    Did Danny only imply that because you were sucking his dick? Be honest. With us, but mostly with yourself.

  • Optimus_prime

    #9 Can't go home smelling like a meth lab

  • echogeo

    Where the hell are the Sopranos?

  • Matrizz_19

    Wow nicely done – thanks for sharing Chive! This guy is awesome.

    • Evil Xena

      bet you like Jeff Koons too.

  • Stay Frosty

    One thing they all have in common, none of them are looking at the same camera.

  • Fjcruise

    Cabin Boy? Why?

    • Whoopi_G

      Because fancy lad.

  • jonnybakes

    I thought "Why not the Keaton's" from Family Ties. Then I remembered that the whole opening credit scene was a portrait being painted. Makes sense.

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