Those dresses never looked happier (39 Photos)

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  • 42095477

    thank you bob

    • 42095478

      you spelled boobs wrong

    • ChiveCommunity

      The Chive Community would like to thank you for quite possibly the best post we have seen. Almost every picture is absolutely smokin hot. All have perfect bodies with beautiful faces. All except #21 with that grand canyon ass crack and busted face. But hey 38 out of 39 is not bad at all. Again we Thank You!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

        Did you notice the spanking that's about to happen on #18?

    • Mighty Whitey

      Agreed! These tight dresses are making my underwear tighter too!

  • Casey

    #25 Is just plain old gorgeous

    • Rahm Emanuel

      why is she in a boatyard?

      • brandon

        Because she likes seamen?

    • bubba

      That's from a pornshoot, right? I think that's Roxy Jezel…

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    #39 that is one nice…. dress.

    • Trevor

      SHE WAS WEARING A DRESS??

    • Why Oh Why

      That's one serious hot babe, Sarah Jean Underwood

      • Jawbone

        Not tantalizing, as we've all seen her gaping slash already.

      • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

        seriously dude. it is ridiculous how hot she is.

    • AssHaterson

      My pants just got a little tighter.

  • Still_Counts

    #1 & #6

    Yep… those are tight alright.

    • fuckoffstan

      thankyou Captain Obvious.

      • no_fucks_to_give

        You're welcome.

        I tried looking for fucks on those dresses to give to you, but they're too tight, I can't give you one. 😦

        • Name

          I tried to think of a more used up and unoriginal line to respond to you but couldn't think of one.

    • The Truth

      tight in more ways than one….

  • TokyoFace

    #31 … skin tight dress with some tats….the best

    • cantstopagiant

      Drop dead gorgeous, must find

    • hesus

      Skin dress sans tats…….so much sexier

      • hesus

        lol, skin tight

    • chiver

      ya, classy…all ready to go partying at the trailer park

    • Rex Crotch

      Looks like some little kid scribbled shit all over her arm.

  • Vic

    #39 this by far is probably one of my favorite posts. we need more actual chivettes to send in photos though 😦

    • m.c.

      SJU is an actual chivette… should have picked a different photo to make that point with.

      • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

        Yeah she is! One of the best by far.

  • Andy Valentine

    #13 – "Fuck the sand. I'll wear heels to the beach if I want to"

    • Love This Post

      "And then further stand on my toes.. cause it makes my bum awesome"

    • AFCAJAX

      Denise Milani can do whatever she wants…no matter what she's HOT!!

    • Underbaker

      The "Sand" is not what I was thinking of with the word Fuck in front of it.

    • Joe

      Great pose the name in face book is Jose Rodrigues

    • Anthl1

      #29 is awesome!!! Wow!!!

  • Pervert

    #8 Latex post srsly make it happen

    • Jilhon

      It's Bryci. Check Google and see some more. Always recommended by doctors ;).

      • sfb101

        You sir are my hero!

    • Anon

      this is my favorite shoot with her too.. great pick

    • afd

      it aint latex tho

  • stian

    holy fuckin fuck.. that just made my day

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      Does anyone notice the spanking that's about to happen on #18?

      • Kristen

        No, asshole. You were the only fucking one…for fucks' sake.

  • Anonymous

    Scrolled through 39 other beautiful women and never got over #1

    Humina humina

  • Guest

    #3 #10 #17 # 22

    Nothing else is required in life… Except MOAR…

    • HERMABA

      I see we like the same ones. You have great taste.

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    like opening a new toy, all neat a vacuum sealed..heheh!

    • Penis Wrinkle

      Take off the "heheh!"…that wasn't funny and you're a cunt.

  • Nathan

    39 other beautiful women and I never got over #1 … humina humina

    • gma

      Yeah she's terrific – she's got a great face and hair to go with that great body.

    • Fog Ducker

      Find her, MOAR, hump, burnsday, gap minding, hip bones, yoga pants and bored at work are all things that I would love to see this fox participate in along with other vigorous activities that pop up along the way.

      • Ballistik

        Her name is Jobe Mani, aspiring model. She was captain of my bowling team at the Hooters bowling alley in Washington. Awesome personality on this girl!

  • Tim

    #23
    Thank you Disney

    • SmokeShow

      She has become quite the smokin hot woman. I think a Playboy spread is in order

    • NOLA

      who dat is!?!?!

      • Josh

        Selena Gomez

    • Tony

      I'll bet ellen was drooling seeing tht bounce dwn the stairs

    • foul83

      I don't know who the talent agent is over at Disney, but they're batting .1000

  • Trevor

    Dress? What Dress? Oh, the one shes wearing, didnt see that..

    • Kristen

      You're a retarded little cunt, Trevor.

  • yeah

    #16 i worked with a girl that used to wear these short tight "tank top dresses"and heels all the time, until she got married. used to love cumming to work!!

    • bingo

      That last part might be the weirdest sentence I've ever read.

  • cambo125

    #11 is most definately an 11.

    Irony or a clever trick?

    Who cares, this maiden, she be hot!

    • Crass

      A ten is the highest rating, The only way to become an 11 is if she swallows ( if you know what I mean)

      • Bender

        its pretty obvious what you meant

      • Doug

        She DOES swallow. She's a prostitute, according to this ad: http//:classifieds.myredbook.com/vanessastaxx/photos/395307

        • JoeShmoe99

          'Splain to me why a girl who looks like that becomes a low price escort.

          • Eric

            Who said she is low price?

    • chiver

      jail bait

    • Alex

      She's called Demi Mawby

    • ConstipatedPepsi
  • http://www.facebook.com/ehbrada Lawrence Panis

    Hamana hamana hamana……*howl and pant*

  • Mmmbacon

    Anyone else feel like there should be a dress made of bacon? it has to be cured though, dont try screwing with me and try passing off that uncured shit on me……

  • RealZoo

    #25 #33 #36 #38…Lovely ladies.

    • Toni

      #38 is Anne from ftvgirls. Nsfw

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      #38 gets the hot mommy award!

    • https://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i feel like olivia munn left AOTS to soon. she's not really doing that great in hollywood

    • D3AN

      #25
      Alexandra Kimiko Clark

    • http://www.facebook.com/harold.simmons.165 Harold Simmons

      God Damn we have some fine looking women.

  • yeah

    #2 clean your closet

    • hogsy

      If that's what you noticed then maybe, just maybe you need to come out of yours!

      • yeah

        i must admit very funny reply! she is a very hot girl but if your gonna take the pic either clean the damn thing or move so its not in the pic

    • wrench

      Closet?WTF?

      • Pete

        No, I agree with 'yeah'. Any good lookin' girl drops down a few notches if she's a slob.

    • Do0zer

      Messy room = Loose woman

  • Baguette

    #17 & #22 are just awesome !!
    God bless the mode cycle : The revenge of the tiny dresses !

    • McSmizzle

      #22 find her!! smokin body

      • Drew

        22# I………….I……………words.

  • Seven eleven

    Moar of #7 and #11!!!!

    • gma

      #7 is a great choice all right.

      • chiver

        I wish these chicks would pick up their shit off the floor…they probably keep a messy kitchen

    • Clayton

      You can find MOAR of #11 in escort ads from around San Diego County at this time. Try My Red Book or Eros San Diego

  • kiwypedia

    #11
    You made my day… Seriously…

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRGRGRGRGR!!!!

    • Tania

      You could see more, but it would cost you.
      http//:classifieds.myredbook.com/vanessastaxx/photos/395307

    • Manny

      totally agreeee

    • joe

      Woooo dayyd like this unbelievably hot ass woman… Thank you lord and god bless america…..

  • Who Needs Porn?

    who the **** needs porn when you have the chive?

    • not in highschool

      I do

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