A few watches that will set you back over a million dollars (25 Photos)

So some pathetic rich kid can say "Look at me I can afford crap like this. Will you sleep with me now?"

Yes they do.. They all exist! personally I have seen a few. People don't see them just because they are usually limited production and VIP only. Even if you have money company won't even sell it to you unless you qualify for them. Like if you already have a few of their other watches, and some grand complication. So if you randomly walks in they won't even show bother to take them out from the safe to show you. Some of these are much cheaper if you just buy the new regular production.

So that you know who to mug

Patek Phillipe Henry Graves Supercomplication Pocket Watch Exists because of a competition between two gentleman to see who could have a watch with the most complications. It is a technical marvel.

Fo profilin folks

Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much! Hehe! Ain't war hell!

you could time yourself on a watch , try and do a PB

It was difficult, but I managed to fire one off

I use the sun

#6 is endorsed by Rafael Nadal. Since it weighs under 20 grams, (less than 1 oz) he wears it during his tennis matches.

True that best watch ever

As far as keeping time and showing the wearer what that time is….no they don't. Actually the casio (if it's digital) is probably more accurate.

fuck yeah, PATHFINDER…any tool with these watches will surely be dead in a matter of days if left to nature. My watch is solar and adjusts nightly to an atomic clock

all these watches are so ugly for how much they cost

Just because they're rich, they should piss off? Great attitude, bro.

i was actually about to say basically the same thing.. the only one that looks decent is #6.. and yea if i had the money to waste on one of these hideous watches i would donate it to the survivors in aurora

Like a sir

No shit.

you sir are a hero amongst men, I grovel in your awesomness

Not with your tiny cock!

You my friend are a wise man!

i dont care how technical any of them are, they are NOT WORTH that price tag…… no matter how amazingly technical they are… whats sad is people actually buy them..

At least you could sell off the diamonds when you realize what a horrible, horrible mistake you've made.

These are pieces of jewelry that just happen to tell time. They are bracelets; status symbols for people that value their perceived worth through objects that define them. A Casio, Timex, my old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle watch…all could tell time more accurately than these 'watches'.

Love wearing my Fossil watch….. besides if you did buy one of these watches it would never leave the display case. they would just put a "owned by some Jack-off" sign next to it.

Agreed #23, the mechanics and the history on this style alone are woth the price tag if you can afford it!

I volunteer you as the test subject to make sure the process works. Can't have a super rich person survive and sue us now…….

These watches won't have batteries

the pawn shop will still only give you $16 for it though. haha

there's probably a million hoops to jump through just to buy it. i'm sure it'd get tracked down somehow, somewhere. like trying to pawn off a piece of art you stole from a museum.

Fuck off, were full.

These were my picks as well. Aesthetically fantastic!

who the hell cares what time it is when you (for some ungodly reason) own one of these? O its money
thirty? I think ill have more Pasión Azteca, Platinum Liquor that costs 3.5 mil a bottle or go buy another yacht, or what ever else stupid, stupid, stupid rich people do with their lives.

why? because you dont know where the numbers on a clock are located?

A $25 timex just says "I look like a hobo and think my clothes are 'comfortable'". Are your shoes from the gas station?

I agree, however if I had to choose between the two, #1 would take the cake in a heart beat, it has such an interesting design

Fucking perv

Haha I'm a girl and I laughed

Absolutely. A blue chip investment that you can USE if you choose and still expect to make money on. Not to mention that with the exception of the few really flashy ones most of these don't flash a really expensive look. What you're paying for is inside the watch anyway. Now I have a good bit of high end mechanical watches (nothing this expensive) and I wear them with no fear of anyone even noticing them (although over the years a few people have). And anyone who would like an exotic car would like one of these watches for the same reason.

Good point. Afterall, it takes money to make money.

I get it exactly. I just don't want to blow $5 million on something I can fall down and break, or worse, be mugged for.

Ummm….no. These aren't investments. They don't gain value 99% of the time. Those old Pateks are the only exceptions because they're already 100 years old and are now super rare.

I know right, make my Graham of London look like peanuts…