Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (40 HQ Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #5 #40 This comment has been deleted before an administrator would.
    And #34

    This fan testimonial has been deleted before an administrator would.

    • BabyFart


    • Bane

      Now you have my permission to die

    • SaveFerris

      I want to punch you in your elongated clitoris.

      • trl87

        You spelled fuck wrong

        • SaveFerris

          how do you fuck someone in the clitoris?

          • trl87

            With a tiny penis

    • Truth

      Everyone pay attention to Paula. Thumbs up or thumbs down…she just wants attention.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        This comment has been deleted before an administrator would.

        This fan testimonial has been deleted before an administrator would.

        • insanely great

          lol xxx

    • savagecabbage

      Oh Paula… Suck a bag of dicks

      • Bill Boner


        She is destined to suck my dick!!
        And my dick only!!!

        Paulaa baby come sucky sucky!!!

    • Paula sucks goats

      Too bad you weren't deleted before you were spawned.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Comments suck without me

        • Jawbone

          We know that you you suck dick better than anyone, champ.

        • Morgan Freeman

          Will you go away, nobody likes you here.

  • Dohome

    First maybe ?

    • goatpunch

      this is not crazy

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        So call me… maybe?

  • Vic

    #12 best way to scroll the dar! and damn #40…sexyy!

    • dude

      yo dawg.

      i heard you like chive so I put a chive in yo chive so you can chive while you chive

  • Gmoney

    Need MOAR of #15 please!!!

    • kng_nthn


    • irlNick

      What a cute face, and smoking body.

      • Gmoney

        Love the ink.

    • Foundthatgirl
    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      John, make it so!

  • McRib

    #8 that is all

    • Jason

      Who is the blonde?

      • Brandon

        yes yes, who is the blonde

    • Birdhaus32

      Those shoes are actually pretty pimp John. I need a pair damnit!

    • Chorel

      It`s not very Canadian to waste alcohol. Just sayin`

    • gma

      You people live like trash.
      Love your decorator.

    • Das Bosche

      Spill my beer? I kick you in the snatch.

    • butch

      what a bitch

    • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

      what a bitch

    • clutch storm

      what a bitch.

  • Craig

    I LOVE THE DAR!!!! that is all 🙂

  • hark1985

    #30 Tuning in!

    • Muadieb

      John. Doing it right.

      • Epitomizer

        I wouldn't mind tuning in Tokyo with these two, if ya know what I mean.

    • tralfaz

      I bet Mac sleeps under the staircase like Harry Potter.

    • ;-)

      Can a brother just get one shirt?!?!?!?!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      yep…that exactly how i imagined working at the chive is like.

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlie.galvin.3 Charlie Galvin

      John has totally let success go to his head.
      I know I sure as hell would too! Congrats on the site being a global explosion.

    • duh

      Here is an idea? How about print enough fucking t-shirts so that if someone would like to buy one they can? These aren't handmade works of art. They are mass produced tshirts. Just make enough. This limited edition, exclusive, sell out in 4 minutes shit is retarded.

      • JustAnotherGuy

        The Chive's slogan is KCCO. Now please let us know what you're doing…

        • omgh4x

          Keep Enraged, Chive On

      • sparky

        …it draws the suckers in…

      • https://www.facebook.com/sean.miller.18007 Sean Miller

        While the language is a bit harsh…duh has a point. It's more than a little aggravating these shirts to be constantly out of stock. I try to KCCO but Its difficult. So does a global launch equal faster production or not? More color choices would be nice, the black ones look great!

    • Daniel Tosh

      Thunbs Up if you think John is in the friendzone

    • burt reynolds

      Well played sir. As for all the morons who think these guys are gay or whatever, I think someone has been drinking too much haterade.

    • Mike

      what a holiest of holy snap shot this is….thats what all tuesdays are like in heaven i think.

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale


    • LuvsHorror

      Jon has a tough job, but someone has to do it.

    • Soup

      You guys let me know if you need the name of a screen printer that can print more than 100 shirts at a time…

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #10 Top Gun pre-k training day 1
    #13 Day 2

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #31 That will make a lot of vodka…..

    • Notknowing

      I like the way you think!

  • Shitcago Blackhawks

    Happy Friday 🙂

  • friend

    #27 Let's Go USA!!

    • dude

      that's Edinburgh in Scotland

    • Pootank
      • 6_Crack_rocks

        I think he is saying lets go USA at the games, this pic is of RAF planes flying over the olympic stadium

        • Glorious

          Sorry, but this pic is of the Red Arrows flying over Edinburgh Castle in Scotland this lunchtime. I know because I was there looking up at them. They flew over all 4 GB nations today culminating in the London flyover.

        • PedroMandingle

          Its the Red Arrows above Edinburgh Castle

          • Wesley

            Edinburgh – one of the best cities in the world.

            • Misplaced

              From America but been to Edinburgh 3 times in my life. Knew that castle the instant I saw the picture. My favorite city in the world. Would move there in a heartbeat. Edinburgh people are the friendliest and warmest folks in the world. Cheers Scotland.

              • Alpha0010

                The colors of the US flag: pink, yellow, and teal, apparently.

              • GO THUNDER

                Very true. I am American, however, my time in Scotland was amazing. Wonderful people that want you to have the best time that you can; I love Scotland.

    • davie

      thats the raf's red arrows display team flying over edinburgh castle in scotland …… ye go usa

    • jim

      That's Edinbugh you tard

    • Catherine

      Chive On from Edinburgh!!

      • Glorious


    • retarded americans

      typical dumb american.

  • E-Tex

    #34 Awesome

    • Anon

      I think #27 are actually the red arrows. From the UK.

    • Meowmix

      Am I the only one starting to think the "fucks I give" meme is becoming pretty lame/annoying?

  • Ispeakchive

    #8 I approve of this alcohol abuse

    • http://thechive.com GordoZX

      Who is the Hot Chivette wearing the Canadian KCCO ??

    • Costanza

      That's either a Bud or Bud Light keg. It might taste better mopped up off the floor. . .

      • Dr_StrangePants

        fuck the beer
        who's the leggy mystery blonde?

    • rbtebbe


  • Im_B4TM4N

    #30…is that heaven???

    • John

      It's a room we keep at theCHIVE for Chivers who stop by the office or special requests (sick chivers). As full as it is here, we usually exhaust that stock be the end of every week.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Fuck, John. You guys never cease to amaze… Seriously, mind blown.

      • ckron247

        I'll trade you a couple bottles of my kick ass hot sauce for a shirt!

      • Ryan

        Are the girls an option when a Chiver stops by?

        • Vietnamese Pimp

          yes yes. they sucky sucky $1.00 dorra

      • CLTChiver

        John you are one lucky man!

      • Person

        I'm going to ask the question every man wants to know.

        Did you bang them? I apologize if I crossed the line, but it had to be done.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        If u wanna know whos really doing it rite check out polyamory: married and dating on showtime

      • bollyver

        It's pretty close to heaven, but Erin and Amanda are not in there.

    • Jess

      So on which shelve to you stack the girls?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mufuh Andreas Sillabe Karlsson

      So this is the reason the t-shirts is unavailable huh. Well that's fair i guess.

    • Heres_Johnny30

      just a slice my friends, just a slice

      • the stev

        of the faggotry.

  • mark


    I've never shoplifted before but…

    • Ron Paul


  • AB

    #30 Global launch? And shirts on a wednesday?? What does it all mean??!!?

    • blake

      , Basil?

  • hark1985

    #32 you sir are the man

    • LePipes

      Is that Brett Favre in 10 years?

      • https://www.facebook.com/paul.braatz.7 Paul Braatz

        I was gonna say, " WOW! Brett Favre is looking rough already!" lol

    • zgl

      nick nolte ;p

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Nick nolte: no exit-
        A documentary in which nolte interviews himself

    • USA

      needs to brush his damn teeth. ugly crumpet munchers.

  • awhite2020

    #23 why did it take so long to make a pink KCCO? We could have had shots like this for years!

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      I want one so much 😀

  • boob_cuddle

    You lucky bastard #30

  • https://www.facebook.com/nhendrix Nate Hendrix

    #30 Not fair John. Not fair.

    • No Tee For ME

      Not fair was the 35 Canada KCCO t-shirts they produced, and sold out of in less than 2 minutes, while my internet was down. Eff.

  • OffDaWall

    #15 MOAR!

    • sparky

      …soap! Use the shower! Clean the dirt on your arms!

    • foundthatgirl
    • slam

      so fine keep em commin

    • myself

      clean your arms you dirty whore.

      • Amy

        I quite like my tattoos, thanks tho 🙂

  • Ispeakchive

    #34 They were happy little fucks while he was giving them

    • gma

      It seems wrong to mix profanity with such a sincerely nice and inoffensive person.

  • Chris

    #3 makes me almost miss living in Philly……….. almost

    • electric boogalo

      Sad for the east – this is considered one of the best berz youse can get out der.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ill hav a lager


    • sheoncebelieved

      Yeah, I miss not being able to buy a beer anywhere/anytime I want.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        where the devil are you?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Sometimes I go hangout near the art museum and throw rocks at hipsters and people that think they're Rocky

    • Blame_anxiety

      Still my favorite beer. Too bad most people don't know the best beer is made in Pennsylvania

      • https://www.facebook.com/sean.windfelder Sean Windfelder

        PA represent!

        • Blame_anxiety

          Oldest brewery in the US and still the best

        • Affirmative Action

          quiet, white boy.

      • Jared

        Preach it

        • Blame_anxiety

          And on the seventh day…

          • Blame's Dad

            your mom took a rest from being a whore.

            • Wong

              No she didn't.


    #6 must go there and drink lots of mead

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Man cave level: Too bad-ass for levels.


      Fuck Prague! They are holding an innocent American prisoner. FREE RANDY BLYTHE
      Just Google Randy Blythe for details. Its beyond absurd

  • me...BN!!!

    #18 Damn! No fat white girls with low self esteem!!!

    • John

      Since when does the chive show tits

      • kitty_karloso

        They're covered if you look closely.

    • The Duck

      Gotta love SF!!!

    • Junior

      #18 homie dont play that

      • Fred Wipple

        Is that Chris Webber?

    • http://twitter.com/bigmoses9 @bigmoses9

      really? that's the only reason? you need to get out more evidently

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Its like someone took a vacuum and sucked all her fat out

    • ThePatriot

      that girl needs to eat its gross when you can see a chicks ribs

      • tralfaz

        Mmmmmm ribs

    • usmc_chiver

      Haters gonna hate….

    • DrJerome

      Oh hey! I can see my office building in the background

    • Dr_StrangePants

      caption should read::


    • SAM

      Damn hippie chicks! They're always blocking the road and stinking of patchouli oil!

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