Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • jchenabc

    #15 that is a nice view ….

    • FUetcrr

      shut up stan

    • Notknowing

      …need I say………Moar?

  • Vic

    yup #15 FTW!

  • hater

    #2. I feel the need, the need for mead.

    • heywood jablowme

      clever girl! HAH!

    • http://twitter.com/RndmThtz @RndmThtz

      Might as well shut the internet down til tomorrow. I think we've achieved the best comment of the day already.

    • @lackofabetter

      Well done Hater, Well done

  • Romeo

    #15 frontal version ASAP or find MOAR chive do it for all man/chive out there

  • Scott

    #5 that's why you only park in designated stalls asshole!

    • theysone

      Looks like bad carma.

      • EE2268

        Mother Nature just played Duck Duck Goose!

  • Anthony

    Chive community, you know what to do.

  • Larry

    #1 a few push ups to start the morning.
    #15 uhhhh-mazing!!! HAPPY FRIDAY CHIVE NATION.

    • Impressive

      #1 is wicked awesome

  • aciekay

    #26 because life is too mainstream for hipsters.

    • Frank

      Supertroopers worst gift?

      Burn her!!!

      • Pirate

        electronic crossword puzzle game actually sounds like a pretty useful gift.

      • Ferg

        Mother of God! meow!

      • brett

        You can't see the whole word but it looks like it probably says "censored Super Troopers movie"

        • Not So Sure

          …sed probably "used"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


    • Mr_Cellophane

      Stay classy Columbus!

    • John

      If life was a bet, only a fool would take it.

  • Kevin

    #27 Moar

    • HeeHeeMan

      No. Less please.

      • Hostile 17

        …….and enough makeup to choke a tranny

        • http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

          Sorry that you guys feel that way. KCCO ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Mr_Taco

            In HeeHeeMan's defense, what I think he was implying was less clothing. If that is the case, I concur :p. Otherwise, moar :p

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              "And he triiiieeessssss"
              "O-m-g do i tryyyy"

          • Anon

            Probably guy ๐Ÿ˜›

            • bob

              Definitely a guy.

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                And i thought i was an asshole.

                • Jasper

                  You are still an asshole. They are just worse.

                  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake



                    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

                      on second thought…you're still the worst.

              • Yeah

                He means singular; like it was probably one guy typing it the asshole comments she replied to. That's how I read it anyway.

          • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

            You're gorgeous, don't let the trolls get you down

            • GeauxTigers

              But she's not. She's gross. Stop lying. Seriously.

              • goatpunch

                Ok mister internet tough guy, What makes her gross. I mean, it's fine if she's not your style. However, to call her gross? She is clearly in good shape, and I don't think anyone can really say her facial features are terribly ugly. So let's hear your definition of what a hot girl is. Give some examples. Tell us why you think this girl isn't hot. Defend your accusation

              • All of America

                Know how we know you're gay? Because you geaux down

            • Yeah

              If wish I could like your comment more than once.

          • VaderWRX

            Looking good Trish!!

            • GeauxTigers


              • mikeltn

                Figures, an LSU with no taste

              • mikeltn


              • Dr_Batman

                You sir can geaux fuck yourself.

          • SingleBrokeFab

            Always gotta be haters, probably sitting alone in their basement trolling, wondering why they can't get a girlfriend. Don't let them get you down – a real Chiver appreciates all kinds of beautiful women, and you are gorgeous!!

            • GeauxTigers

              No. You probably think the kid who comes in last place should get a trophy, too. Stop telling ugly people that they are gorgeous.

              • SingleBrokeFab

                Don't worry, I will never tell you that you're gorgeous. I will, however, tell you that I'm sorry you're life apparently sucks so badly that you feel the need to spread your negativity around like the herpes you probably have.

                • mtbdude

                  He has to have had sex to have herpes

              • Kzo

                You don't give a trophy to a kid who comes last because he's got to understand the meaning of failing. It's constructive. You don't give him a Trophy ok, you don't say he's a lazy bitch, there's a difference.
                Telling a girl you don't find attractive, she's ugly doesn't serve any purpose. You're just beeing an asshole.

                Beeing a gentleman doesn't mean lying to a woman, it just mean you will manage not to hurt her by telling it.

              • Jezdezpez

                HAHAHA, exactly! look at her profile though, she is actually quite ugly herself, ugly people stick together.

            • http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

              Well thank you sweetheart. I am definitely not letting them get me down. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and has different tastes ๐Ÿ™‚ KCCO!

          • goatpunch

            You are cute as a button. Don't let a couple fools with different tastes keep you from sending in more pics

          • The Waterdog

            Absolutely beautiful Trish! Thanks for the pics!

        • Pirate

          for serious. Fuck all of you. She is gorgeous.

        • Kzo

          I will never get that kind of comment.

          Anyway dear lady, you are charming (and sexy too). Thank you for sharing, it makes our day brighter. Happy friday.

      • silky

        Indeed, she looks like a bitch.

        • Jasper

          Re: Looks like someone who has probably rejected you at some point in life.

      • Jezdezpez

        I agree, less, she's actually kind of ugly and she thinks she has "beauty"… it must be one of those ones who believe it's "on the inside"

    • guest

      We have to give her an "A" for effort.

      • Montana

        She looks very unhappy.

        Even her smile is sad.

    • Guest

      Chivettes "share occasional sexy pics" aka attention whores just so they can feel good about themselves

      • Jezdezpez

        Yeppers, nailed it.

        • patov40

          On one hand we have a chickenshit "guest" who won't identify himself and ironically attention whores himself, and then we have pezdispenser who's a douche with a positive rating. How's that happen? She's already responded a couple of times and let you know in no uncertain terms that she couldn't care less about negative comments. She's beautiful with a healthy self-esteem. Loser trolls have failed once again. Have a nice day!

          • Jezdezpez

            Wow, that's a long comment with some sappy ass shit; E for effort but try again, this time with a little less "I am lonely, maybe if I stick up for the ugly girl she might send me a private message"-esque in it please.

            • patov40

              Not lonely at all. Just Chiving a bit before I go mow the lawn. You on the other hand? Six minutes to respond to a post that's a day old. Now THAT is lonely. It's Saturday dude. Get off the computer and go live your life a bit. That's what I'm off to do. Have a nice day! ๐Ÿ™‚

              • Jezdezpez

                LOL, I'm actually on the golf course, theres a thing called technology with full browsers, get off welfare and try purchasing one of these handy devices. Enjoy your chores, make sure you do a good job and make mommy happy.

    • Billy

      She is smart and beautiful and nailed what a chiver is……………………………………..

    • https://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i wanna date a chivette

    • HotashNerd

      Megaladons do always WIN!

    • DanTheMan

      Fuckin haters. i'd take her to pound town!

    • Just A Thought

      MOAR or LESS, as long as ithere is some tushee in there.

      Also, HAWT, just smoking HAWT.

    • smh

      I totally felt bad for her until I looked at her facebook.. shes cray cray!! Looks 12

    • wdh

      wow chive tattoos? really?

    • Fog Ducker

      In all honesty, if people can't apreciate your beauty, they should at least recognize and appreciate your creativity for the post and positively contributing to the community here. Also the fact that you appreciate female T&A is fan fucking tastic. Keep up the posting, sexy;)

    • BK GGG

      Forget all these dbags. They obviously forgot what this sites about. Your a hottie!!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        You're super sexy and the sign is spot on ๐Ÿ˜‰

        KCCO ๐Ÿฑ

    • chase

      and apparently doesn't know the proper use of apostrophes

  • Old guy

    Hey ricky road racer…..the highway is not your personal race track. Farking idiots

    • Iwentthere

      I, in the name of motorcycle racers everywhere in the world, respectfully disagree. It is good fun.

      • commander cool

        I, in the name of the rest of the intelligent, non-douchebag riders in the world, respectfully agree with the original comment. that rider is clearly some kind of mega-fuckwad and I hope he fucking wrecked his shoulder going that.

        Iwentthere, you're a cock.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Really? You're good fun could potentially scar for life the person who accidentally kills you when you fuck up and ditch it in front of their car. Not to mention all the people who you'd leave behind. All in the name of your shrunken genitals.

    • Harmonica33

      i fucking love riding my SV650 but some guys just take it too far.

    • Mr_Cellophane

      And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they are known as "donor-cycles"

    • spicey

      and they want me to watch out for motorcycles…fuck that noise.

      • 1sicGSXR

        Suck it, you fuckin cager. Two wheels or GTFO

  • Professor Squeegee

    #6 Wonder what the cat's thinking? right~~

    • James

      What cat?

      • Professor Squeegee

        It's the 2nd object blocking the view.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        you know,
        that blonde pussy rubbing the booty

    • heywood jablowme

      probably smells something fishy.

    • Why Oh Why

      Oh a tramp stamp, this will be good, dear diary

    • Guest

      Kitty is thinking "I'd tap that."

    • Laurie

      No, kitty is thinking 'It's soft and warm, it must be for me to sleep on…'

    • Murphy, it's you

      It's a fraction of a second before pouncing and digging it's claws where the sun don't shine. Not so fucking alluring now, are we Miss Frillyknickers?

    • Si1entStatic

      " there isn't enough room for two pussies on this bed….. your move"

    • chiver

      not what I meant when I asked for pussy pushing photos

    • HotashNerd


    • MonkeyMadness

      "Oh dear God, I can't push that fart back in!"

  • Bubble-T-Nutz

    #29 – wow – where do I find someone like that?

    • Shiftycap1

      …….any sandwich shop.

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      The side of the road, sidewalks, sometimes on top of buildings…

    • Jeff

      Cassanova's, Hudson, WI

      • 5eagles

        Yup, right down by the river. Chive On western WI!!

        • Kristen

          Fuck Wisconsin…Packers suck.

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #1 Awesome!

  • YeeNyeee

    #12 I-ka-rum-ba!!

  • Wet_tosti

    #24 your docter sees this and thinks WTF i tought it was the one on the right!

    • Turbodude

      Get well soon dude. Two of my nephews have had the dreaded testicular c word and are doing just fine now. I am assuming that is why you are enjoying hospital food and the loving care of hot nurses.

      • Matt

        Thanks man! Keeping positive and ready to battle the next hurdle in this little adventure. My best to your two nephews!! KCCO!

    • herp de derp

      he's taking the "i'd give my left nut" thing to the extreme!

      • https://www.facebook.com/taothoma Tao Thoma

        I wonder if he then starting singing "I'm half the man I used to be"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      "the problem is that your head has like the proportion of a styrofoam peanut"

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Did you trade it for something good? Like maybe a date with That Australian hurdler?

      KCCO man, prayres for you.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        The going rate for a left nut is slightly more rewarding than a "date".

      • Matt


    • David

      Left one is the LOSER nut anyhow!

    • Almond Joy

      Sometimes you feel a left nut, sometimes you don't.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Youll def get some sickk pain killas mate!

        #whatsbetter morphine or oc

    • Static

      if a bra is called an over the shoulder bolder holder…. then underwear should be called an "Under the butt nut hut" – Get well soon!

    • ChivinSeattle

      Said goodbye to lefty about 2 months ago. Good luck. Remember, ICE is your new best friend for about 2 weeks!

    • dkk68

      Get well soon! I said goodbye to my right one in 07'. You'll be fine. Good Luck & KCCO!

  • AJ P

    #26 the real issue here is the chick on the left who said the movie supertroopers was the worst gift ever recieved

    • sucks2suck

      She is the worst gift her mother ever received…. How can you not like Super Troopers?

      • Pete

        Seriously that was the 1st thing I saw, WTF who doesn't like Super Troopers? Come on meow!

        • A.C. Slayer

          Meow that's just stupid.

    • Rodney Farva

      Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys. Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.

      • Rega

        I want a litre of cola.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Beckmanazo Mike Beckman

      Agreed! I saw that and wanted to slap someone.

  • awhite2020

    #26 That's what the Chive is here for!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sylvain.roy.1650 Sylvain Roy

    #27 Wana mary me?

    • http://theBrigade.com Alex

      Wanna put another "r" in there champ? I'm almost positive that in all circumstances a woman of her nature would most definitely require at the very least a good grasp of the English language. Both spelling and writing. I'm afraid if I said speaking I'd condemn you to "forever alone".

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        And ill take that advice into cooperation. Now lets say u and i go toe to toe in bird law and see whi comes out the victor?

        • FunKiller

          How, exactly, does one "take advice into cooperation?" Now, I could see taking advice into consideration…..but cooperation?

        • PDiddily420

          Guess there's not a lot of It's Always Sunny fans here. For shame.

          "I'll have the milk steak, boiled over-hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw."

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Lol full on rapist

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        It seems like you have a tenuous grasp ON the english language in general

      • Jasper

        wouldn't that make it marr…y?

      • grammar police

        The fact that she made "chivers" possessive instead of plural tells me she doesn't really care about a guy's spelling. Cheers.

        • GeauxTigers

          Hahaha. Ugly and dumb.

    • jim

      +1 for the Megaladon reference though……

      • roythechive

        she has a thousand donk to ancient species references..

    • Trish

      No…because you don't paint your eyebrows on.

  • Goldmember

    #28 No way… thats amazing!

    • random guy

      i could only make square boobs : /

  • Daddyies

    #6 kneading the dough, thata boy!

    • OhioChiver

      "I know I left that beaded mouse in here somewhere…" Prrrrrrrrr

  • Shiftycap1

    #26 Brittany Wellman knows NOTHING about gifts.

    • Jasper

      I feel like you would've picked exponentially more thumbs if you had said "of gifts".

      • frankus

        picked up*

        • Jasper

          awww I'm a minus because of an "of" shame on me. For shame on my family.

          • Lunch_Box

            No, your a minus because no one likes a grammar Nazi……….

            • Jasper

              Ha that wasn't a grammar correction. That was a suggestion of sorts. A grammar correction would be stop using ellipses to end sentences that only require a period.

              • Lunch_Box

                Thanks for the grammar correction, Nazi. Figured you wouldn't be able to resist the ellipses. Who am I kidding, I don't care, I was just in the mood to give someone shit.
                Although grammar Nazi's are annoying as hell.
                Good day, sir.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


  • MonkeyMadness

    #12 I want to see this in person, but they're all naked!

  • Phil

    #24 Uniball and Chive on!

    • Shifty

      Do you prefer the nickname lefty or half shot?

    • Matt

      The Uni-Baller

    • ChivinSeattle

      My favorite is Han SOLO!

    • JHL1

      In college we called our buddy with one nut…..

  • WeMadeIt


    • Scodeling


  • MatFrat

    Pounce!! #6

    • shinystuffrocks

      things that bounce with things that pounce.. love it.

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