Man constructs bacon lamp (12 Photos)

Hmm bacon…

So dumb

virgin for life.

i love lamp

Do you eat the lamp?

I'd put it by my bed for a late night snack. Sadly it'd never make it till morning.

while im all for the creative use of bacon, if you dont eat it whats the point?

waste of bacon you must die sir.

A 'bacon' of light for us to follow

So that's good for like two days?

<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/jt.jpg>The chair sagged down under the fat man's weight. Haha, I love bacon all the time<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/nj.jpg>

IS there nothing bacon can't do?

FLUFFHEAD!

Bacon lamp shade, not bacon lamp.

Jim Gaffigan would be proud!

You don't one of those modern florescent light bulbs, you use one of the old fashion bulbs that produce heat, so it slow cooks the bacon. You'd need something to catch the drippings, the wife would not be happy with bacon grease on her endtable. The smell of slow cooked bacon would drive you nuts and you hold out as long as you can till you eat the lampshade. What other heat-producing appliances can we cover in bacon for an afternoon snack?

I love lamp

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Hugs,
Paula
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Why does browsing the Chive's website consume more of my PC's computing cycles than any other website on the entire interwebs?

Very cool, but not as cool as the "Chive" Lamp I designed… Unfortunately, no word yet from The Chive, as to whether it will ever become a reality.

put a high wattage light bulb… Smell the bacon while it's being cooked by the lamp

What a waste… I like to eat bacon. Not look at it all day as a complete tease…

Idiot.. that's f***ing gross..

reminds me of a blind melon song, but shannon hoon used human skin

#10 – Phish