Some girls don’t wait in lines (49 photos)

  • Fuddle

    If a hot chick ever tried to cut in front of me in line id fart so bad her eyebrows would fall off


    • Jak

      And you wonder why you're still single.

      • Fuddle

        Yea because girls just love a guy they can walk all over and cut in front of.. How's the friendzone treating you?

        • Jak

          Married her Jaggoff. How's the palm treating you?

          • Fuddle

            Kinda sore, I just bitch-smacked your wife with it.

            • Yoga Pants 2012

              Fuddle 3 – Jak 0

              • Dr. Sidaredes

                Fuddle is my hero!

                • Dr. Sidaredes

                  And Jak is a zero…..Hahaha, what a fucking loser

            • dirtysteve99

              Fuddle wins! Jak brought up his wife – instant internet lose.

            • Ladyfriend

              How old are you guys anyway??12!! Fuck seriously!

    • Tillman61

      This is hardest I've ever laughed at a Chive comment thread. I don't care who wins, well done all of you.

      • @ror

        the original comment had me remembering not to drink coffee and read thechive at the same time.

        nice work all round Fuddle.

    • savagecabbage

      Fuddle you fucking legend. Jak, you suck and you got owned…

    • Shawny

      They all have to wait their turn….. ….with me

  • AB

    #6 FIND!!!!!

  • Tim Horton

    I'm sure they do

    • Jerkface

      Hey. Shut up and get back to your coffee.

    • GW Homey

      Washington must be boring.

  • HOOK

    #13 #14 Unbelievable.

  • Roose1134

    #19 13 out of 10!

    • Zee

      Olivia Wilde?

    • AllanA

      I can stare at her eyes for hours

    • bubblerider86

      if i ever switched teams, she would definitely be on my list. (damn those eyes!)

    • CaptMike

      Oh 13….

  • joeyjojojr. shabadoo

    #17 Wins for SURE

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      If you are into Heroine Addicts…sure

      • dirtysteve99

        Heroin addict != Heroine addict

    • Zuke

      I'm addicted to heroine. I find heroic female characters tend to really spice up narratives.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #28 She sure isn't waiting in line for cheeseburgers.

    • twd22285

      I see what you did there!

  • Kinkos

    I bet #5 does.

    • Dave

      I agree, she's cute but not front of the line hot or anything.

    • the truth

      exactly what i was going to post haaaa!

    • Gord

      Lol! Exactly what I said. #43 #44 top my list. Minka minka minka

  • Pipes

    #4 Grigglestone is a gay haven!

    • Ned Ryerson

      LUCY PINDER! BING!!!!!!!!

  • Dano

    # 21
    Emmy Awesome.



    • hpph00

      There you go!

  • nick


    • kyle


    • ps86

      those are some cones!

    • Hanx

      I hope too that she has them. Stop being so American and nipple obsessed.

  • GernBlansten

    #25 Let me introduce you to my friend the Daisy Cutter…..

  • twd22285

    #32 #36 #40 Mother of all that is holy!!!

    • ps86

      #32 – to be a fly on that ceiling…

    • Jake

      Find #36 please!!!!

  • A.E.

    #23 must have moar!

    • Shannon Coverdale


    • Ed Rooney

      I think this is 23's second appearance. Dear God Chive, please find her.

    • ps86

      yup, solid 9

    • @ctrlmarcdel

      And on the 7th day, the day of the Sabbath, while everybody rested God created perfection.

    • dirtybongh2o

      danieladopeness on shes sexy and she burns.:-) you are welcome and have a nice day lol

    • Carmine Diffudio

      Indeed….MOAR is required.

  • kevinwills

    # 10 go canucks lol

    • Trav1121

      That was the Dealbreaker. Now if I was in line for riot gear, that shirt might get us both a discount! Haha Zing, Riotcouver!

  • Mikey

    Totally, completely, 100% in lust with her… MOAR!!!!!

    • Baladev Bishop

      she is full of love

      • Kristen


    • ps86

      i would do things to her that would make jerry sandusky blush

    • Fffff

      Can't stop looking at the pic. What will I give to look into those eyes every morning

  • @dbumbaco

    #23 and #40

  • EasternCanuck

    #39 is she still looking for here dragons… if so, they are at my place.

    • hunter1911

      haha. yess… i will help distract drogo

      • GuntherSquirrel

        Mmmm, yes Khaleesi

    • sithney

      dany is how i convince people to watch the show

      • Philip J. Fry


        if you watch game of thrones or read the books and havent gotten past book 3 DO NOT LOOK AT THE COMMENT BELOW THIS ONE!!!


        • Sad

          The books are out there and they've been there for a while. This isn't anything they can't find out for themselves.

          • Philip J. Fry

            In what way does that justify you spoiling it for people?

            dick move

    • Sad

      Too bad Rob Stark dies in the upcoming season of Game of Thrones 😦

  • @MGNez

    Fuck Megan fox………no seriously I would #24

    • Cecil

      Given the length of her thumbs, it might be you who gets penetrated!

    • Bort

      Look at her! I don't think you've got any say in the matter.

    • Houdini112

      I still don't get what she sees in Brian Austin Green!! Anyone??

    • clark

      shes the exact same as megan fox douche.

  • ChiveFromWA

    Awesome gallery. Great work Leo

  • Johnnie Ratliff

    omg #9 cutest girl I've ever seen!

  • Ethix_

    #44 is way hotter than #45. I'm going to look like a real idiot when the admins realize their mistake.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's okay, I saw what you did there…

    • LYT

      Is that other girl #45 Cher Loyd? think so but either way UH HUH!!!

    • Seat

      #44 looks like Minka Kelly… So fuckin' dreamy.

  • Xrate Decoy

    #19 Dear olivia wilde I love you sincerely, Everyone

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #8 WOW

    • LuxLewis

      Lips like sugar

  • Fog Ducker

    #1 My fuck she's beautiful

    • Jak

      Since no one else on the 1st page referenced this pick: All of these girls are gorgeous but if I had to pick #34 fits my tastes perfectly. Not that you care but I thought I would share.

      • FunKiller

        I'm going to have to agree with you…..although #7 …..there's just something about her.

        • Fog Ducker

          She was another long and drooling pause in my scroll through. That look = movement

    • Fog Ducker

      I'd even settle for a friend zone, but I think my intentions would be too blantantly obvious especially in sweat pants.

    • Zuke

      Well, she does have some really big, pretty eyes, I can say that for sure.

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