Top Tapiture photos of the week (50 Photos)

#24 Please someone find this chick

# 50& #24 id like to put my face in those beautiful asses

#7-huh?
#20-damn you gravity for not doing your job
#27-jenna jamenson?
#26-awesome movie

#17 Holy shit, that's perfect

#50 moar

I am not prone to saying that something is a perfect ______ [insert female body part]. However, #24 is an absolutely flawless example of the perfect ass. She is beauty incarnate.

#15 The real thing that is funny about this is that people think that people who are schizophrenic have multiple or split personalities. If that were the case, then the poem would be funny. Dissociative identity disorder, or multiple personality disorder, should be switched out with the word schizoprenic in this poem. Yes, I am a medical nerd……..what of it?

#17…Has anyone checked out the website at the bottom of this pic!!?? It's like The Chive and Facebook hooked up in Russia….and had a very NAUGHTY baby. NSFW

#17 & #20. Baaa boom!

#14 #17 and #27 wow…. we need MOAR of them

#8 #20

Does anyone know who #14 is she kinda reminds me of emannule chriqui (i think thats how you spell her name) off of entourage. so hot!!!

#24 #27 very nice humps we need MOAR find them

Whoa…..!! #13 & #50

#46 to funny

#50
Nonsense! Spark an opinion opener, get you invested to express & share your 2 cents. I won't care what you say so I'll include a false/real story how that relates to it, then, comment on ur hair extension. You'll deny they are and I'll start teasing you… making you self conscious of your hair. While touching your hair and shoulders intermittently through the conversation that will ensue. (Or if the opinion opener doesn't fit, I'll open up by sticking out my middle finger at you with a playful smirk or give you a judging-squinty eyed look & chuckle as I pass by you to talk to you over my shoulder about your hair/nails/whatever)

I'll change the topic of the conversation to stubbing my toe due to luggage still hanging around my apartment and ask you if know any remedies for stubbed toes which will get invested enough to ask me, how did I stub toe. Traveling. I already do something you most likely love to do but haven't done recently.

I'll then role play with you to see what would u do with me if we went to Cab San Lucas. Flirt. Smile. Laugh. Enjoy our conversation. Now that I have you imagining yourself with me, I'll continue to give you a back handed compliment about your nails. You will want to prove yourself to me now. I'll invite you to join us at a Pub later on the night but not directly since I have other women and things to do in my life than you. With you interested, attracted, invested, out to prove yourself superficially I'll ask you for your number and text you later on that night to meet up at a Pub with my friends. Meet up at the Pub and continue being flirtatious & all around fun. Invite you to go accross the street for some pizza but sit down first and have ourselves a quick little exchange and all of a sudden remember that I left my wallet, my cell, feed my dog/cat or what ever back at my appartment.

Continue to seduce and flirt and blah blah blah. Get to my apartment and get it on. For any last minute resistance, I will pull away – expressionless – and check my emails. Do that about 4-6 times until you finally give in and let pretend to be Ricky Ricardo on that ass. You just got smashed by a 6 (out of 10) that just *gets it*.

Out of my league… pfft! Egoism is something I fight back with my dick. Idiot.

What the hell kind detailed strip is #38?

#24

#12 – Yeah. A kid in my primary school tried that on the playground. He ended up battered, bleeding and in shock. He almost died. He changed his life's goal really fast.

Is there a trick to getting the "tap it" button to drag to the toolbar on my iPad?

#14 Did someone just paint on a pair of panties and stick a bow in front?

Moar of #24.

#47
Pimpin

#24 is fucking amazing. #27 is fucking amazing. #50 most certainly is NOT out of my league, nice ass and I'd show it a good time, but she certainly isn't out of my league.

#31 actually watching the boxset now lol