Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Static

    Nice chive! that one was long!

    • Guest_of_Honor

      That;s what she said?

      • Brother Maynard

        Damn it all, you just beat me to it.

    • Brother Maynard

      That's what she said.

    • Spelling Police

      That's what SHE said.

    • Murphy, it's you

      Said the maid to the green-grocer.

    • Underbaker

      The Lady pronounced.

  • pickleman77

    #20 Sweet mother of God…

    • Macro

      More of the Corona girl please. That looks like a tight little tush!

    • Wow

      need to see more of both… hot butts

    • pickleman77

      Just hope they're not 16 or something…always get worried with shots like that..I just imagine the horror if they turn around and smile and are wearing braces or something.

    • RayBoogs

      I want a fucking corona.

      • FunKiller

        For some reason, I want to fuck a Corona……well, just that one specifically!

    • Doc Brown

      "Take it easy guys, she's a mom" haha

    • Fog Ducker

      CHIVE, must FIND and for there to MOAR

    • foul83

      Nice view for us, but what the hell are they looking at?

  • Cgyachilles

    Where have the Thursday redhead posts been bob? Slacker

    • ThatsMyName

      I concur. WTF?

    • naomi p

      meh not a fan…I could get behind a blonde though…

  • tom t.


    That is a world class tush

    • Sorry


      • Kowabunga

        That IS a sexy ass. She just has he underwear up a little high to fit the modern times' style. Perfect little woman.

      • ETTORE

        I'd hit it as much as the next guy – but that is definitely not world class. #46 are

        • double team

          Twin perfection….

        • Marco

          Not even close…

    • JohnD

      Agree to disagree I guess

    • rywilly

      She has a v shaped torso, and overdeveloped lats for a woman.

      • Just sayin'

        Eww… you're really right about that….

      • ddd

        prob a swimmer. nothing wrong with that in moderation (esp with pic 1)

    • lostagain

      am i crazy or has the ass in question changed since the original posting of the DAR?

      • thevanitydiary

        Indeed it has!

  • pickleman77

    #50 You're hot, but your ass cheeks look like two hams…

    • bones

      Nah, that is a nice looking ass!

      • pickleman77

        Come on man! Well, we can agree to disagree I guess….

      • Kowabunga

        AGREE WITH "bones" – That IS a sexy ass. She just has he underwear up a little high to fit the modern times' style. Perfect little woman.

        • its_forge

          Actually it's just the shape of her bottom. Some butts are shaped that way, is all. Certainly doesn't mean it's not a beautiful bum.

      • Kowabunga

        AGREE WITH "bones" – That IS a sexy ass. She just has her underwear up a little high to fit the modern times' style. Perfect little woman.

        • ENOUGH

          Enough of the repetition. Telling yourself something doesn't make it true. It's clearly what's in the underware. She has a fat ass.

          • G'wan bi

            Not everyone is into anorexia-ass dude. That ass is fantastic….

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      Well played, sir… Can't stop laughing.. She should have left it at the side-boob, which is amazing… Ham ass and all, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

      • pickleman77

        Only reason I'd kick her out of bed is to do her on the floor! 😉

    • yep

      wear things that ride a lil lower on your hips. would keep that from happening. i always like the low riders better

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      "Look at that crack, excuse me can I buy a gram?
      Right below your diaphragm,
      Ass looks like you're hidin' ham."

      – Bo Burnham

    • Pwnapotamus

      Uh… was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress

      • Dick Folgers

        Leon Phelps FTW. Well played.

    • Dave

      That is an amazing looking ass you have no clue what you are talking about apparently you have never been with a real woman because you would know what I'm talking about

      • pickleman77

        You got me there, Dave. Good one.

    • Slim Jim

      am i missing something here? looks perfect to me.

    • Mmm_Beer

      I'd wear that ass like a hat

    • J. D. Rage

      I like ham!

    • Liv

      Don't listen to them, ur ass is amazing! MOAR!

    • Zuke

      I just wanted to mention I do not see the alleged ham-ass. I'm uh…I'm actually not even sure how that would be possible. I've seen ham and I've seen asses, but I've never seen asses that look like ham. Her butt looks shockingly like a girl's butt, and a fairly good looking one at that. I keep looking at it and find it nothing but appealing. Like, shit, that's a better butt than you're going to find on a lot of normal females.

      Though all that aside, keep in mind these are, in fact, real people sending these things in. These girls put themselves in a pretty vulnerable position by opening themselves up like that, and everyone knows putting yourself out there and getting met with a negative response hurts a lot. On top of it young girls are especially susceptible to comments about their looks, so what might appear to you to be an innocuous comment about her butt might really be hurtful in her eyes and could have a significant effect on her self-image. Sure, you might be some random guy on the internet, but just saying that can nag at your subconscious, causing a person to second guess themselves and wonder if maybe there really is something wrong with them. I believe you're absolutely straight-up fucking crazy, but all it takes is one person to plant an idea in someone's head, especially when dealing with something as fragile as one's self-image.

      So my point is that this is one of those situations where no matter what you think it's probably best to withhold those sorts of criticisms. There are times I see girls here who don't fit my exact body ideals for a female, but the fact is that she took the time and had the guts to send in a picture of herself in a compromising position, and we should appreciate that alone enough to not nitpick at her appearance. Again, I think that's a really good looking butt, I seriously cannot see anything whatsoever wrong with it, but even if I did think it looked like hams or whatever the hell you say I would still keep that to myself. Keep in mind they didn't have to send anything in to begin with, and how much worse would chive be without "chivettes"? So let's be appreciative and not make stupid comments every time a girl doesn't fit our exact personal criteria for what we consider attractive…in this case your very personal criteria if you believe that ass is anything but fine…

      • pickleman77

        Welcome to the internet Zuke. How's about you get off your soap box and take off your rose colored glasses. First of all, the Chivettes DO make this site great, but this site is about being yourself. I have as much right to call it as I see it as they do to submit their photos. If that offends you, that's too bad. Also, this IS anonymous. I will never meet this girl in person, and she will never meet me. Of course I wouldn't offend anyone directly, but if a girl decides to post her pics, she understands that she may get some unflattering comments. If you actually read my comment, by the way, I started off by telling her that she is hot. (Which she IS, by the way..) I also commented on two other Chivettes and complimented them on their pic. Bottom line, the internet isn't a place for those who offend easily. Clearly you have some pretty thin skin. However, It is not your job to go around lecturing people for disagreeing with you. Nor is it your job to stand up for all the Chivettes out there. They are strong women, and they don't need your support. Why don't you put your energy into something that matters, instead of wasting your time wagging your finger at strangers on the internet that offend your delicate little feelings.

        • Herbys

          OK, so based on your claims, it would be OK to bash a girl with a less-than-perfect ass posting it on The Chive. But this is NOT a less-than-perfect ass. It is a perfect ass. If you like manly asses, then there are other sites for that. As far as female asses go, this one is top notch.

          • pickleman77

            You people don't get it. I'm not going to explain myself any more..look, here's the deal. Random women have the right to post their pics on the internet. Then, random people have the right to give their opinions on said pics. Sometimes you will agree with someone's opinion, sometimes you will not. In addition, you have the right to rip someone for their opinion, just as you and a few other idiots are doing. But why? Why do you care what my opinion is? I don't care what you think, why do you care so much what I think? Why do you take this so personally? Did your ass get violated in such a way that you are on a crusade to stand up for the asses of the world?
            You say it's a perfect ass. Good for you! I'm glad you think that! Congrats! Guess what?! I have a different take on it! No big deal! See how easy that is?! If you are unable to function in this world and deal with people that have a different opinion that you, well, then, you're fucked.

  • Vent187

    #24 now that's a borat costume I support.

    • Welcome to CostCo

      I don't own a copy of Photoshop and I could Photoshop better than that.
      On an etch-a-sketch.
      Wearing weighted nipple clamps.
      In Mordor.
      At night.

    • Heidi

      I guess I don't see the point, why not just go naked? That would be preferable to having a perma-wedgie all day I'd imagine.

  • Billy


    I already liked you, Courtney. But I think you just went to 11.

    • Person

      I'm sure she works hard for that body, but Damn!

    • Drew

      "Marty – Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
      Nigel – …These go to eleven."

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #1 + #2 = #3

    • patov40

      Now that I have been reminded of #3, it's what I'm going to think about every time the USA wins a gold medal the next two weeks. 'Merica!! B)

      • Macro

        'Merica plus Russia equals 'Merica? Your logic confuses me.

    • iXOredheds

      #1 is that grandma topless?!

  • Douche McBaggins

    Early DAR!!!!!!! #24

    • zgl


  • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

    #29 I have the grossest boner right now.

    • MattyDeuce

      Too much espresso and anyone would pee out their butt like that

    • Oltimey

      The origins of Two Girls One Cup.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        It took me a second to identify the point of the two girls but……..nice.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      well that woke me up

    • https://www.facebook.com/keith.dietrich.7 Keith_D

      As one Mr. Cleveland would say,

      Oohhhh, that's naaaasty

    • foul83

      I wanna see when it's nearly empty and they spray everywhere. Paint the hallways, baby. Hangover black in the lobby.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kapisak Nicholas Kapisak

    #2 love it!

  • Martin_McFly

    #13 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you soooooooooo much!

    • OhioChiver

      Now THAT should be an Olympic event. 😉 Nice shot Chivette.

    • Random

      It won't let me thumbs up more than once =(

    • heywood jablome

      careful kid, you're gonna poke your eye out!

  • Slag

    #2 The only reason I watch the Olympics. Well, that and female gymnastics!

    • CaboWabo

      Female gymnastics? Those chicks are like 16 years old…….Can anyone say jailbait??

      • Lunch_Box

        Maybe Slag is 16.

    • Red

      Dude, those gymnastics chicks are pretty much all jail bait. Seriously?

      • its_forge

        This gets so dull. Looking at pictures of pretty underage girls is skeezy but it's not illegal. God forbid anyone was ever skeezy on TheCHIVE.

      • Goffredo

        Age of consent in UK is 16. I take them for the team.

        • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

          #33 i dont blame him

          and aly raisman is 18

          • Craig

            Too bad that's Jordyn Wieber

    • Adam

      That's not gymnastics…

  • Zak

    #40 #45 very nice!

  • Whoopi_G

    #24 That's right…I forgot to floss this morning.

  • Brother Maynard

    #29 Not how I want my coffee…

  • keithp420

    #36 please let that be a new Winter Olympic sport…

    • Maverick

      That really needs to be a GIF.


    #20 I have the urge for a MILF and a beer…thank you!

  • HatBomb

    #2 God bless the olympics, well played ladies!

  • sjd

    Smack dat ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

    #2 give them girls the gold.

  • Whoopi_G

    #44 Mmmmm doritos.

  • Buddha

    Early DAR!!!! Yippee!!

  • Tim Horton


    • patov40

      Reddit < TheChive B)

    • its_forge

      ***gasp*** You mean something on the internet appeared somewhere else on the internet? OH MY GOD THIS IS A TRAVESTY

    • Captain Sarcasm

      I saw a naked picture of your mom on reddit, I sure hope the guys upstairs find her chive worthy

  • https://www.facebook.com/Swtsxy15 Ryan Marie Pendarvis

    #7 is just too cute for words.

    • Zuke

      Wait, your name is ryan? Girls are being named ryan now? Chicks have officially stolen all the dude names. Ok, maybe not, but once they take robert they will have. Granted, lots of classic girl names used to kind of suck, but heck, look at names like ashley; that's considered a girl name nowadays and it didn't used to be.

      Maybe it's an issue to me because being named Devon and hearing some people say "But Devon is a girl's name!" makes me angry. No, they stole that shit. Of course upon witnessing my raw masculinity all people realize the truth, as it would be impossible for such a handsome display of manliness and charm to have a girl's name, yet unfortunately some have not had the pleasure of witnessing my grandeur and slave on unaware of the rapturous being that walks among them, his presence a shining beacon of light high above the dark, black sea of ignorance in which humanity is forever submerged, struggling, fighting against…sorry, I get carried away sometimes. Also, holy crap, 'rapturous' is a word. I thought I'd get a red squiggly on that for sure.

      Oh, right, and yes, that is a rather a cute little bunny. It looks pretty soft. I'd hug it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/william.spencer.967 William Spencer

      Ummmm… while Zuke over there finishes his novel about girls' names I think I'll say that I thought that the bunny in that pic looks like it has a big meniacle furry jaw instead of two hands.

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