Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • craig

    #1 DO IT!!!

  • Leo

    #1 good one

  • awhite2020

    #18 I encourage more of this!

    • Shwaa?

      Damn. FIND

      • MGS87

        It's a girl on Wish Outdoor Festival in the Netherlands…whole country been going crazy to find the lady!

    • Ziggy

      .gif from this video:

      • RichMahogany

        I want to go there.

      • BSmike

        1:36-1:40

      • Tru Chiver

        i want to go there because i can't get laid anywhere in the USA 😥 KCCO

  • guest

    #14 thug life

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      In my mind's eye, this is driven by a seriously hot chick.

      Because if it's a dude, man card —> shredder

      • Tx_man

        Saw this driving around Dallas last week… fat ugly blonde redneck chick driving it. What a waste of a car…..

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Gern is sad….

    • Stu

      I always see this stupid car at the bars in Denton. Girl driving this is def screaming "I need attention, look at my ghetto ass car!' FYI next time i see this parked on fry with all 10 of your dumb neon lights flashing until 2 a.m. I will take the battery out myself! Not chive worthy whatsoever!

      • Jacobyte

        Should have worked harder at school to afford one sonny.

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #12 Holy hell, she grew up well.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Now THAT's Maturing the Fuck Up!
      Goes from Robert Rodriguez Kid's Movie
      To Robert Rodriguez Machete Sequel

      • FarmBoy

        Also, funny how Machete was also uncle Machete in Spy Kids.

      • FarmBoy

        Come to think of it, there are a lot of the same actors, it's like an alternate world Spy Kids.

    • FarmBoy

      Last I knew, she was married.
      Funny how both original Spy Kids are in the Machete movies.

  • Mel Gibson

    #26 is great

    • DaddyD

      Do want.

  • craig

    #3 I FUCKING LOVE ICE CREAM!!!

    • no homo

      bride of chucky

    • tapsnapornap

      me too

  • Draiden

    #16 #24 bitch I'm fabulous

  • Jimbo

    #20 Careful, might get sued

  • Damien

    #32 I can't stop laughing she must be thinking about Paula.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Everyone around me watching the ceremony on TV was remarking how lovely the queen looked.
      I'm glad to know I sure as hell wasn't the only one who thought This Instead.

    • usmc_chiver

      Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.. yeah!

  • Manny

    #12 Puberty, you're doing it right

    • ddd

      she's gonna need a bigger plastic chest protector…

  • Lower

    #2
    you ask each week for our dream cars, thats a dream garage.
    3x awesomeness.

    • Guest

      Get real! The first thing I noticed in this photo was the poor sidewalk placement.

  • jchenabc

    #32 Queen just jumped out of a helicopter…. Don't give a F.

  • Jasper

    #9 Is phenomenal. And all too true.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I worked in restaurants for years. I had a special technique for people like this. No, it didn't violate any health or personal hygiene laws. But we did seriously push the envelope on cook time.

      Chernobyl Express anyone?

    • SumCat

      This is why kitchen hours should be separate from dining room hours.

    • patov40

      I predict this will be a VERY successful meme for people in any kind of customer service job. How about one, "NO WE DON'T NEED YOUR PRODUCT — CAN YOU POINT US TOWARD YOUR BATHROOM?"

    • Owen Smithers

      Oh, I'm sorry, so your ACTUAL closing time is 3 minutes prior to the time posted? If you're open, be open! Otherwise, close! Or I'll go somewhere else where they value my patronage and want my business, rather than get pissed that I request your services during your posted business hours. You don't deserve my business and will soon have to close your doors and work for your competitor.

      • JESSE

        I've been on both sides. I worked in restaurants for years and hated it when this happened. The reality is the customer and owners' needs come before the employee. This is at the bottom end of a long list of reasons why I can't work in the food industry anymore. I've actually considered amateur porn as an alternative. It gets that bad.

      • jodi

        you can go in a restaurant at anytime and eat. if the restaurant is about to close, now thats a gamble. enjoy your shitty food with your shitty service. and Im sure that staying late at your job is your favorite.

      • Jasper

        I don't really think that the amount of angst you're putting out is wholly justified in all of this. "closing in 3 minutes" is a different time frame for somewhere like a retail store; they can and will physically start herding people out of the door and tell you to leave. In a restaurant if you come in 3 minutes before closing the restaurant's "posted closing time" has already come and gone by the time you've even settled in and opened a menu. This now extends the amount of time everyone has to be there by about 45 minutes at minimum.

        Understandably this is an inherent risk of working in the service industry, and I don't believe the meme is saying that people that come into a restaurant late are evil, it is just slightly inconsiderate.

  • maboze1x

    Nothing beats #18

    • usmc_chiver

      Except her man cause she keeps leaving the kitchen…

    • Ch8ew

      i'd beat that bitch for leaving the kitchen.

  • MIKEG01sf

    #1 it slices it dices

  • zgriffin22

    #12 Well… my monday isn't going to get much better….

    • Jerrrii

      Give me MOAR!

    • DDD

      Just Googled Alexa Varga by mistake…It seems Ms. Varga is the Hungarian Playmate of the year…work a look-see

  • KROOLAID

    #1 CUT IT! CUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    #12 fuck yess!~

  • Turrebo

    #31 Pictured: the power of love.

    • Frankie

      A force from above…

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #22 Ugh!! There goes my beer….

    • Zaedrus

      Hey! Who peed in the… oh. Yeah, that's obvious.

  • redsolocup

    # 2 I want!

    • RichMahogany

      #2

  • Alex

    #15 I M DER GERD OV HELL FYAH!

  • passwordistaco

    #24 Animal cruelty,

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      He's a little butch looking, but I wouldn't call him an animal.

  • TFred

    #3 I fucking love ICE CREAM!
    #17 They want us to carry more weight? I don't need some damn machine

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