If I ever meet the genius who came up with this, first round’s on me (33 photos)

  • Terd

    Why am u awake so early?

    • UN-Impressed

      Cause you're a shit

    • http://twitter.com/Durda_Dan @Durda_Dan

      I font know , I couldn't sleep either

    • Jake

      You were to eager to wish me a happy birthday.

    • Aussie

      I'm from Australia, going to bed.

    • GeeROiD


    • killer46270

      Spelling and grammar lessons?

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        I can't make my eyes focus on my phones keyboard that early, either.
        Pretty sure waking up at 5 am is the cheapest way to feel like you're drunk.

    • StickyWickets

      I don't know. Why am u?

  • Rhodes

    #1 is clearly a great idea because no one would ever think to steal an iphone/itouch…

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      The idea behind that is going into venues and such where specific items are prohibited (i.e., cigarettes, drugs, etc…). If they see a phone, you're good to go. Obviously they're not going to put drugs in the phone on the advertisement…

    • tbirk23

      i think this is more aimed towards people who are tryin to hide stuff they couldnt report stolen anyway… like keeping stuff hid if a police
      man searches you. pulls an ipod ouy of ur pocket rather than a bag of cocain.

    • http://istashonlinestore.bigcartel.com The iStash

      @Yoga Pants 2012 FTW! Coming from the man who created this, I'd say it miiiiiiiiight be for concerts ehem.. http://istashonlinestore.bigcartel.com

      • Oli

        Way to go iStash that's exactly what our world needs. Another contribution to the drugs in our world. More crime, druggies and yet another way to wreck peoples lives. Your mom should be proud of you.

        • Dr_Fap

          If you think about it, there would actually be less crime. If you aren't getting busted for drugs then no crime will be recorded, thus lowering the crime rate.

        • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

          You sure are dumb… you might as well just be saying:
          "Drugs are bad mmmmkay"

    • Justin

      You can already stash grams of shit behind your otter case. Why the hell would you need to buy more shit?

  • manny

    Have you heard?

    • Hannibal

      About the bird?

      • island boi

        Bird IS the word

      • Shawn

        bababa bird bird bird, bird is the word, bababa bird bird bird, bird is word

        • Underbaker

    • WhatTaySay

      Of Titters Grand Penis Luncheon?

    • salem

      you guys rock (y)

  • zWilly

    #1 great, so instead of stealing my $150 phone someone gets my cash and credit cards…

    • Wisti

      Is it sad that wasn't what I thought it was supposed to stash until I read this?…

      • The_Dood

        Hell, I figured it had a built in scale…

        • FLAME_AWAY

          Yah Im with you guys. I was thinking that's pretty genius for traveling if a cop pulls you over.

          • Nice Guy Eddie

            Until he asks why you have 2 phones

            • Dr_Fap

              A lot of people carry two phones.

              • JHL1

                I carry two phones, but only 1 is an iphone.
                I guess I would look suspicious with 3 phones and 2 of them are iphones

    • http://istashonlinestore.bigcartel.com The iStash

      it's for your drugs dumbass

  • nathybaby

    Omg man. Is that kid really without legs? Stay strong champ

    • Brian

      Cash and credit cards…..right.

      • Bubba

        Fail! Haha!

    • antitango

      I've got a friend that's got 1 leg. It was amputated around 5 because of childhood cancer.

      Fuck cancer.

    • Dirty_Dingus

      His smile is awesome. Chive on little dude.

    • Liv

      Is moe than likely the happiest kid you'll ever meet! And that is awesome!

  • chris

    yeah itfeels good

  • bob

    #1 so you put your money in something that looks like something a thief would steal anyway?

    • Mike

      It's for hiding drugs from the police, idiot.

      • Idiot

        it still looks like a phone that someone would steal, idiot. whether its drugs or money you keep in it, idiot. besides, your butthole works better, idiot.

        • Taco_Depot

          you sir, do not deserve a slow clap.

        • Dr_Fap

          When you are searched by cops, I do not think that you are worried about them stealing your phone or valuables.

      • http://istashonlinestore.bigcartel.com The iStash

        Mike you are the man, someone needs to educate these idiots

    • Justin

      My first thought is that the most expensive thing I carry is my phone, why would I hide stuff in something I am already worried somebody wants to steal? Then all the druggies got indignant and I realized it should have been named the iSmuggle.

  • Fatmangus

    #33 made me sad and smile at the same time.

    • Hugh

      The boy's big smile told me I need to be smiling more……i cried because I had no shoes……….

    • patov40

      Can't miss what you never had. This kid is simply prosthetically kicking ass! B-)

    • kujhawklaw

      Awesome kid is awesome!

  • whyme1973

    #23 I'm kinda jealous of that heavy bag.

    • _DoC_

      That woman would crush you. I'm going to admire from a safe distance.

      • Adam

        That's how I want to leave this world!

        • wally

          Death by snoo snoo?

          • _DoC_

            LMAO ^ This deserves way more thumbs!

  • Brittany

    #33. So cute. His smile melts my heart :).

    • ScottyBoy

      He looks so incredibly happy. Good for him, I'll bet he does great in life!!

  • Newt

    #8 rick astley isnt one of them

    • Squints

      yeah, i got rolled too…

    • Heh

      Obvious joke is obvious

    • Phil

      I got never gonna leave you up, I beat the system

      • Andy Valentine

        If you think the opposite of "coming" is "gonna", then that system evidently isn't the education system

        • Blah

          The opposite of "coming from" is "going to", which is the propper way to say, "gonna". They covered their bases.

          • Andy Valentine

            Well yes, and no.

            Correct, the opposite of "going to" is "coming from", but we weren't asked for the opposite of "coming from", we were asked for the opposite of "coming" and "from" as two separate words.

            After all, the word "rubber" and the word "duck" aren't the same as the word "rubber duck" are they?

            • D-Wiz

              well 'gonna' fits the context if gonna was a word.. "never gonna give you up" or "never going to give you up" except he used 'leave' instead of give. that's where the education fail was for me. but then again, judging by the sentence 'never gonna leave you up' i would estimate this person dropped out of school around grade 4..

              • JHL1

                The multiple levels of Phil fail are really confusing people.
                Here, look at Melanie

  • Jay
  • http://www.facebook.com/joey.pecoraro Joey Pecoraro

    #33 awwwwwww. Not sure if that's a sad aww or a cute aww. It may be both.

    • guest

      This picture is bad ass. This little guy is so happy in this photo and I am sure he doesn't give a rats ass about having a minor physical disability. He can probably out run me right now! He is king of the play ground!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #27 Fucking brilliant! If this goes for those WBC asshats: do this minions, RIGHT MEOW!!1!

    – Fan testimonial: "There's seldom a comment made by paula that doesn't crack my ass up. That drooling lil troll is pure entertainment – I'd do her – KeepinCalm"

    • mrMoles

      I really really want to know if this kind of tactic would work. I will be thinking about this all day.

    • jellyfish


    • spucifer

      Fred Phelps can burn in hell.

  • frankus

    #8 motherfucker!

    • Chuck Fluffy


  • bll

    #32 photoshop level: 2nd grade

    • louistulley

      In your face 2nd graders!

    • Kristen

      Comment level: Fucking retard

    • Yup

      Wait a minute, so you're saying they don't have Hindu carvings on mountains in the Zhangjiajie National Forest in central China?

      • http://www.facebook.com/mayank.vasandani Mayank Vasandani

        There are no carvings on the mountain. Those mountains are not easily reachable to man now. The carving (Photoshapped or not) are from 19th Century Khajuraho Temple, in Madhya Pradesh India. I am certain they wouldnt have been reachable at all then.

  • sucks2suck

    #33 Everyone is gonna be a good person and not be honest, but I just find this kind of creepy.

    • ChivingOn

      Fucking troll.

    • Sade

      What do you mean, 'not be honest'?! Grow the fuck up!

    • asdfghjk

      i agree

    • chiver

      right now this kid is a better man than you will ever be…dick

    • Zuke

      I kind of agree. I find it sort of creepy, but that doesn't mean I don't feel terrible for the kid seeing as he's clearly never even had the chance to walk on his actual legs. There are a number of disabilities that to me appear kind of off-putting, I'm pretty sure that's just my natural human instinct to avoid possible disease, but that doesn't mean my logical brain doesn't fully realize that that's a completely irrational reaction.

    • kujhawklaw

      What's creepy about a cute little boy growing up and adapting?

    • Jawbone

      I'm going to be an honest person and say you're a fucking cunt who needs to walk in front of a bus. Preferably a fast moving one with concrete dicks on the front.

      • Glenn

        douche number 2

  • iheartboobs

    #28 love these pranks

    Video here

    • Travis

      i'd have a heart attack and die

    • Dr_StrangePants

      OH!!! Derp ^_^
      I was wondering what the point was of the 2nd rope.

      It works as a laxative.

    • evad

      not funny dude… not funny at all if you're the jumper

  • DB Conor

    #29 plus water gun at night would be almost as funny as #28

    • matt


  • Sunny B

    #1 is for when you want to sneak "good times" into a music festival

    • FunKiller

      Where'd you learn that Cheech, drug school?

    • http://istashonlinestore.bigcartel.com The iStash


    • wire

      or you could just use a cigarette pack because im pretty sure people will be suspicious of a second lighter phone that rattles

      • Soybot

        They look in cig packs quite regularly

        • Mary Jane

          or you could just grow the fuck up and not be a pot head anymore..

    • RobTalk

      Yeah….i figure most people bring their real phones into music festivals so when you take out a second phone, especially another iphone if you already have one, i think that brings up a red flag.

  • KCO617

    #33 made me smile at 0530….you know what the 0 stands for? OH my god it's fucking early.

  • I don't know

    #33 Ive always wondered why they both to make the part where your leg sits in the prosthetic flesh colored when the lower part is metal and crazy colored. Anyway, kcco little dude and keep smiling.

    • Impressed

      The Little man has an awesome attitude

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      That part of a prosthetic is custom made. As they use the same material when making most prosthetic mount sockets, and some prosthetics are made to be more "subtle", flesh color makes the most sense.

      They do make that material in other colors. I saw a girl at a concert recently with a dayglo pink one.

  • herp de derp

    you… bastard!

  • Woody

    #13 all day

  • Woody

    shit, i meant #16…herp derp

    • Derp Herp

      #13 works too

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      Sandy Sw33t?

    • Maximiliaanvdv

      Melanie Inglesias?

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