It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

  • Sade

    #24 xD

  • Monzer

    Still wouldn't accept it if they paid me!!!

    • dashete

      Not even if they gave me the full Bill Murray collection along with it. I mean you can throw it away. But there's still data out there proving someone handed you Twilight and you took it.

      • FLA

        I would film myself burn it if I could get the BFM collection for free. Let's be honest. I would enjoy both.

    • Pssst Right

      you'd watch it for a BJ… who you kiddin.

    • brad

      I know. The books are so much better than the movies.

  • Jten0128

    First haha

    • Tardis

      Idiot haha

      • Jimbo

        Vaginal belch haha

    • Dan Peterson

      you know I've never seen a "first, etc." that is actually first

  • imdowngetme

    first ninjas!

  • _SiR_

    #17 Brilliant!

    • dashete

      Still, a better love story than most, not just Twilight.

    • Firefighter23

      you've got red on you

  • Baileyshea


    Hell NO!

    • yodaddy

      That's creeping me out, and i'm grown ass man

    • Michelle

      Well, I was getting ready for bed….

  • @iamjoegaudet

    Would love it if my celebrity impressions ever wound up in the chive. Would be a dream. chive on!

    • Kristen

      I just checked it out…you suck.

      • derp

        I KNEW I wasn't the only one

        • thedude325

          Wasn't….terrible but it was a video of some dudes mouth the whole time. WTF?

    • Reginald von Finkerschnitzel

      Yeah…kinda not very good

    • Ronald M.

      Uh, no. You suck. McDonald's is hiring, though.

      • ...

        Hey you still owe me ice cream from that time when I was a kid and you told me it was just a tickle fight…

  • Jay


    Exactly, those shows are just proof as well

    • Dr_StrangePants

      and This is why the terrorists hate us

    • Ace

      The fact that people watch these shows is proof that we fail as a culture.

  • chesterdrawers

    #26 KEEN's are awesome…

  • ChemFacts

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    • Cat Facts

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  • Atenay

    #25 soooo not cool.

    • Impressive

      I believe Rammstein sung about this: Mein Herz Brennt cool song

    • @jaczor

      Is there a video of this?

  • cookit

    #8 this can't be, it is not mentioned in the zombie survival guide

    • random guy

      *rocks back and forth* can't poop, zombies will eat me.

    • FunKiller

      I don't know, I've seen some Photoshopping in my day…….I 'think' this might be shopped. Can anyone else confirm?

      • roofTurkey

        How can you tell?

        • FunKiller

          Mostly because of the way his jeans are bunched up…..they just don't bunch up like that irl.

    • Underbaker

      Your guide is outdated, newer guides come with a blu-ray of Zombie Land in which bathroom caution is clearly taught in the beginning of the movie.

    • JDH

      So, is it just me, or is that a package of cookies next to him? And why is his TP orange? I mean, hey, you wanna eat Chips Ahoy in the can, I can totally dig that, but you're supposed to wash your hands after eating cheetos and taking a shit. I mean, have some standards, man.

  • M4jestic

    #8 guess from now you will think twice before taking a shit…

  • dashete

    #6 What characters in shooter games should look like.

    • Jaeger

      He loves hunting Dashete's

    • Timmy

      "Hey Rookie! Pack our rifles!"

    • bob

      carries 100+ lbs of guns, but only enough bullets to shoot for 6.3 seconds… fail

  • Scott

    #1 very true

  • Kodos


  • Ekim

    #4 I do what I want

  • ElecMan

    # 15. These aren’t the droids your looking for. Move along.

  • Gerrit


    I am a HEAVY Metal fan

  • misschris

    #16 Happiness is a belt fed weapon

    • FunKiller

      and here I thought it was a warm gun, huh!

    • Ellen

      Happiness is you giving me a rim job.

  • whyme1973

    #25 So wrong…yet so funny.

  • Boss Hog

    #15 Dalek kicks ass!

    • William

      So the Olympics really are some evil global plot to take over the world! I knew it was the "Doctor" was right when he said I should stop taking my pills!

  • organix85

    #7 Wait… this has to be fake… right, America? Right?!?

    • The_Dood

      I haven't seen it, but I probably would buy it if I did… We do seem to have a problem with "Oh that sounds disgusting! …but I must try it once."

      Chocolate covered potato chips anyone?

      • Girly

        green ketchup?

      • Girly

        I'm not Lebowski, I'm the Dude

    • FunKiller

      If was bacon flavored…….I'd probably buy a case of it.

  • Dr_StrangePants

    Why is that donkey have to look So Cute? ^_^

  • Anomanom

    #14 I'm sexy and i know it!
    #15 Terrorist detected! Exterminate! Exterminate!
    #26 Shepherd's pie of course.

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