It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

#6

In Russia when you fuck up the sergeant makes you carry everyone's guns until you beg to be sent to Siberia for a rest

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#22 That moment right before you realize "Man With the Golden Gun" mode would have made a better real-life close-quarters transition.

#9 German movie theater FTW

Thought #21 was funny until I saw #25. OMG, LMAO!!! Nice one, Chive.

#11 Is that because Geordi La Forge's eyePhone isn't working?

#8 Zombieland Rule 3 – Beware of bathrooms

#10 Is it a. Bomb sniffing kitty
b. A new grenade prototype
c. Emergency rations
d. Pocket pu…. nope,that's just wrong

#2 They couldn't pay me to own that

I think you've hit your Twilight quota for the week in this one post.

#20 I legit read this today while on the toilet. Great morning surprise entertainment

#11 LaForge prefers the "eye phone"

#25 Awesome!

#8 That is one of the scariest things I have ever seen. To be attacked my zombies while on the bowl! I am absolutely terrified! I wonder if my roommate will mind if I keep my .45 next t the toilet?

#8 Is it weird that I find the brownish toilet paper more scary?
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#8 #25

Great I will never shit or sleep again……..

#7
That is fucking sick

#8 Why the fuck is he eating cookies on the toilet? He deserves to be eaten for that.

#17 "You've got red on you"

#6 is mine!!! I submitted it to Verydemotivational *bows*

#2 how does every guy know that the books/movies aren't worth it? have the all read/watched them?

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Excuse Me! I thought we were past the "Audio" ads?

It's funny cuz there are two posts saying first and they are fourth and fifth respectively

Okay I must be living under a rock besuace I have never heard of this book But that wont stop me from finding it and reading it! What an amazing premise. Thank you for sharing(I’m sure Will would love to read this too)Brittany @ Itty Bits of Balance recently posted..