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  • jussayin

    all of this disturbs me

    • Erock

      All of these pics have more randomness to them than any of the DAR pics ever do.

  • tattoo lover

    #7 ultimate getaway vehicle

    • Hucks

      Best way to give them the slip?

      • BOOBMAN

        Peel out!

    • Girly

      It wasn't me…it must have been someone else in a banana car.

    • blake

      No, no, no. I kill the banana driver.

    • Anomanom

      Its perfect for when you need to slip away.

  • RastaJohnson

    #2 Day 34. The track team still does not realize that i am bear.

    • MylesofStyles

      He bearly won the race.

      • a-nom

        Well he does bear alot of weight.

    • topper

      Speedo Bear..?

    • Bud

      He couldn't bear the thought of losing… So he didn't.

  • Guest

    #13 – would be hard for me to sleep with that picture in my house

    • GernBlansten

      Isn't that the girl from Jurassic Park?

    • ImpressMe

      Its going to be hard for me to sleep with that picture in my head.

    • NoMoGeronimo

      Wow, when she gre up she wanted to be the femal Pennywise the Clown? Everybody floats down here….

  • Sethiroth

    #8 i didnt realize that Michelle Bachmann had her own line of barbies?? creepy

    • GernBlansten

      Luuucccyyy!! you got some 'splainin' to do…

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        WWAAAAAAA Rickyyyy!!!

    • thisislife

      keep your nazi agenda out of the comments. take it to huffpost, douche bag.

  • chesterdrawers

    #5 "we don't need no education" danat dant dant…

  • Trish Sidelko

    #4 I'll pass, thanks.

    • @dbumbaco

      DAfuq is that?

      • Scuba Steve


    • tdr

      Moray eels are damn near blind and have a bazillion teeth like razors. Sooner or later, that eel will mistake the feeder's fingers for food. Won't be the first time.

      • Applefish

        Don't care. Had sex.

  • natoployo

    #8 Malibu meth barbie?

    • oughtnot

      Looks like Lucille Ball.

  • ThatsMyName

    #21 Golf, OG status

    • Roger

      Batman status

    • Daniel Tosh


    • mike

      Pretty sweet for a lawnmower….

  • Trav1121

    #9, #14, #20 are all super win. Haha

  • Josh

    There are WTF's from #1 thru #23

    • Josh


      • Master_Rahl

        Seriously. Wonder if there was a big line of people volunteering their infants as stunt jump obstacles. Mine first, mine first!!

        • Alpha0010

          Actually, that is a festival. The guy jumping over the infants is dressed up as the devil and runs around the town and then jumps over everyone's babies.

          • ckron247

            Okay…. Who am I to question peoples culture?

            • mike


          • Siri Us

            Our planet has strange inhabitants.

            • Applefish

              You should see my planet's.

          • Master_Rahl

            No shit? Damn Alpha, I learned something today.

  • Ahrash

    might actually buy a smart car if it came in a #21 package

    • aVulgarSquirrel

      I wonder if it comes with a mobility scooter instead of a batpod.

  • birdcatbirdman

    #6 Sweet Loafers

    • Spottskelly

      Italian Loafers to be exact

    • mike

      on thing is to play with your food another thing is to ruin your food, not nice, there are hungry people out there. But then again, that's just me.

    • Imzkid

      Must be toasty warm

  • ckron247

    #22 I want to know what parents volunteered their babies for this stunt! FAIL!

  • louistulley

    Heaven has St. Peter at the gates, hell has #8

    • Dr. JFever

      Lucy Ball moron

      • louistulley

        Aware of who it is, that doesn't make it any less creepy

  • yourmother

    #7 then they quickly peeled off

    • Emeperordirt

      Well played Mom.

    • hey ho

      they just skid right outa there…

    • mike

      I lol'd.

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #22 it's a shame the baby stomping event was banned at this Olympics. Apparently some Health and Safety bollocks kicked up a fuss.

    • moex

      It's a ritual of a small town in Spain where the man jumps over babies.

      • aVulgarSquirrel

        Whilst I didn't know that was exactly what this was, I hoped it was clear I couldn't mistake this for either a former Olympic event or documentation of actual baby stomping.

  • jimctu

    #10 yo dawg I heard you like ears so we put an ear in your ear<img src=";;;width="1" height="1" border="0"><img src="; width="1" height="1"/>

  • Guse

    #9 is the funniest thing I've read in a long while

    • Lulatsch

      Coke…all over my desk and my coworker.


  • NIXem

    Chive, when you post new pics , you are like tosh.0 , when you keep showing us the same crap over and over your no better then the show Ridiculousness , showing us stuff we have already seen

    • _DoC_

      It's like getting a blow job…even if it's the same girl giving the same blow job, it's still pretty good and you should just be happy she's doing it for free. If you don't like it and want blow jobs that are sure to be different, go pay for hookers. Otherwise quit fucking complaining.

    • Spelling Police

      It's "you're," not "your."

      • tapsnapornap

        you forgot "better thAn"

    • Captain Sarcasm

      Wow, what a clever comparison. You're going places pal! Keep on keepin on!

      Oh yea, and I thought those intentional spelling errors were ingenious

  • Tyno

    #9 LOOOL I can't keep it in……………. (the laugh) LOL

  • Average John

    #12 What a lazy ass!! (you see what I did there??…..)

    • Hrdwood

      I think the bumper sticker on the back of the wagon says: "I'm tired of bustin' my ass!"

  • boob_cuddle

    #21 awesome.

    • DDC

      Tumbler Cart.

  • Warwar

    Awesome Loafers

  • Anonymous

    #18 reminds me of “Up in Smoke” when Cheech and Chong had the plants under the “pool” until the tarp ripped….I can still picture Cheech on top of the ladder acting like he’s swiming….. classic!

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