A low down and dirty good time (40 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #20 #35 Looks good to me

  • Matt to the M

    You, my dear, are a complete hottie!

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #9 New Zealand REPRESENT!

  • RCT

    Fuuuuuuuuck that. No homo, but homeless man's balls.

    • Jasper

      I turn around and go back the way I came?

      • Murphy, it's you

        Where the homeless man is waiting in a pair of pink lacey crotch-less panties that smell of stale beer and cigarette ash.

    • Underbaker

      Find me the source code to this game, we are changing "homeless man's balls" to "Sweet Chivette's Bewbs".

  • Jak

    #40 balls it is…

    • Catbra

      Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how long do I have to think about it before I give you an answer?

    • Elbie

      Funny that you would rather be gay for a while than face the fear of small little spiders.

      • sean

        its only gay if you enjoy it

        • Epitomizer

          I feel better now, time to sack up.

    • flosen_one

      it depends. if there are poisounus, i´d rather go through that spiders…

      • commander cool

        they look like golden orb weaver spiders. poisonous but not lethal. I'd walk through that. just.. really quickly and squealing like a little girl the whole way

        • SuperDanMan4290

          I'll rather walk through the spiders.



      • Paul from the gump

        are you asking about the spiders or the balls. If the balls are poisonous then i guess the decision is pretty easy. Wouldn't want to be found dead next to some homeless guy's balls.

    • neek

      spiders aren't so scary

      • Jake

        Neither are homeless man balls

    • truth

      Through the spiders. Walked through a cluster of these once while out hiking. You have to pluck one strand of their web and the spiders runs away.

      • This is Me

        Spray can of Lysol and a lighter. No spiders and it will smell better than a homeless man's balls.

    • Just Sayin'

      I think I'd just hit both with a stick.

    • junior

      spiders, not even a contest

      • hootie

        ok we get it, you're gay-

    • http://phillymagic.com Will

      Black widows

    • https://www.facebook.com/jefferey.mccauley Jefferey Mccauley

      Walk through it borrowing FPSRussia's flamethrower.

      • kaiser


    • Joe Testarosa

      Hell yeah balls!

    • gimletmike

      I just need two things: a can of CV80-D and my respirator. I am a pest control technician by trade. These spiders are just another day at the office for me. P.S. I love my job because I get to deal with things like this all the time.

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Spiders all day , every day…..

  • Aurelius

    Like a boss

    • passwordistaco

      Like a King

      • Jen

        i love getting it like that.

        • BOOM!

          You love the beastiality?

          • Jen

            you aint lion!

  • BGON

    #40 get me the homeless man

    • Baxpin

      Give me a bullet as option C please.

  • BigSleepy

    #26 Well, that is one way to cover embarrassing acne.

  • Troll Slayer

    #28 *Sigh* Please don't be American… I PROMISE WE ARENT ALL FAT!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/dennis.clark.1069 Dennis Clark

      its a Buick century… got bad news for you, not many of them made it out of 'Merica… so all signs are point to this would be a real 'Merican with her brood

      • Ryan

        While there are fat US citizens, the stereotype is getting old. Usually the pictures people see are of the lower income class, which really are screwed when it comes to affordable 'healthy' foods. Combine that with usually living in locations that are not favorable to outdoor activities during the summer months (summer in the South…if it doesn't involve water, you'll die of heatstroke). Ultimately, this stereotype is really about making fun of the poor and underprivileged in the US and is along the lines of bullying. If a person can see this for what it really is, we probably shouldn't view it with as much humor.

        • Derby

          Nope. It's called low class. I've been poor..how about $1200 a year? A person can live rather well, eating fresh simple food, a very small house, fix your own car, hunt, fish, no big expenses, etc. Simple/ pure/Zen-like existence. I did it for many years; no doctor bills, had a lot of fun.This is a photo of an archetypal mind-set.

          • truth

            Maybe it's just me but if you were really only pulling in $1200 a year, I don't think you drove that car much. Something tells me the whale #28 probably didn't do a lot of fishing or hunting beyond her sofa. I don't think her problem, or most American's problem, is not having the $$. Just lazy.

    • It's not racist

      I was most surprised the child is white!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        That IS racist

        • Anomanom

          May be racist, but I'm not at all surprised that the kid and mom are white.

  • abakala

    #40 I'd walk through that, since you didn't specify what clothes I get to wear.

    • ladderzombie

      I guess it'll be a hazmat suit.

    • lol

      you just saved a lot of people from licking hobo nuts

    • Si1entStatic

      I hear you can get a complete NASA space suit for cheap at their going out of business sale.

      Cause that's what I'm wearing to traverse that car length nightmare engine….

    • patov40

      You have won the internet today. Bravo to you sir! B)

  • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

    #40 holy shit… burn it! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!

  • Dan

    #40 Pass me the bowl of hobo nuts please.

  • Turrebo

    #8 Thanks Moses, now what?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      So let me get this straight Moses,
      It's not so much Sea, per se
      As long as it's anything Red?

  • Hero_ofthe_Day

    #40 Suicide. Suicide every time.

    • heller

      Death is not an option

  • hatersgonnahate

    Wtf chive… Enough of the would you rather stuff… Enough other sites do that already… Stick with your normal formula…….

    • Yoink

      Haters gonna hate.

    • truth

      Sounds like somebody is tired of licking homeless dude's balls.

    • Zuke

      Are you referring to the single picture that made a statement regarding 'would you rather' that mostly was just to serve as a platform to show how creepy all those spiders are? Because if so then stop looking for excuses to whine like a little bitch…enough other little kids do that already…stick with shutting the fuck up…

  • Shiftycap1

    #22 I bet this dude does the same thing to Large Pizzas.

  • joe shabadoo



  • Come On People

    This is for you Chive, you seem to slobber all over Obama's knob, because it is the cool thing to do.

    • kigero

      What was the point of that? Ranting about Obama is your right but do it with some intelligence. Offer some solutions and use a more objective tone. People like you are part of the problem as you have all the opinions but lack the substance to give any reasonable solutions. Do some research, write a thesis and then talk about the facts.

    • ike Cantina

      Wow, Mitt's a Chiver!

    • http://www.facebook.com/bradley.caffey Bradley Caffey

      This is the chive I don't give a d Amn about your thought unless it involves these picture. Stay off you troll

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        Look at picture 16 dip shits, would you ever see anything like that of Obummer here. Stop with obama shit chive and all you children wake up and look at what this guy is doing to your country

    • truth

      Hey…Mitt said you should suck a little harder and use less teeth.

      • mises

        so much for substance. Is this the example of objective research?

        • truth

          Objective? Jumbo Shrimp? Since when has politics been objective?

    • Dennis

      Face it 'Merica is ranked 3rd and if Romney gets in 5th so let Obama have more time to clean up after ALL the Bush's

      • shitbag -0-bama

        do you have an IV drip for that kool-aid?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      I agree with Kigero. If there are good points other than a bunch of rants how Obama is the devil then I would listen. Put some valid points together then come back and explain your point.

    • Zuke

      I can't say I've seen literally a single comment suggesting obama was amazing let alone enough to say the site seems to 'slobber all over obama's knob'. As a matter of fact other than douches like you politics very rarely come up on this site.

      Oh, and actually the cool thing on the internet appears to be crying and bitching about obama these days, kind of like it was with bush when he was in office, and like it was with clinton before him. People just like to bitch. They use it as an excuse to not actually get involved or figure out what they're talking about, because hey, they whine to anyone who will listen, so that must mean they're politically involved, right? I guarantee 110% it would not matter who was in office, there would be some stupid looking fuck making a youtube video claiming "___ is the worst president of all time". Half these people have no idea what the president actually does. They believe he's the monarch of the united states and has a presidential magic wand that he waves to make whatever he wants happen. Some people can name a single politican, that being the president, and thus believe he must be the entire government because he's the only person they know of. That doesn't mean everything is the president's fault. That means you simply don't give a shit enough to figure out how our system works and would rather put all your effort into whining rather than using that energy to figure out what the hell you're talking about. Very rarely have I ever heard a legitimate argument as to why any particular president is no good, regardless of which president that may be. It's almost always just some stupid asshole ranting and raving and regurgitating random disconnected crap that they clearly barely understand in an attempt to justify their bitching since people would rather bitch and blame other people rather than actually make a concerted effort to make things better for themselves.

      Anyways, I kind of got sucked in there for a bit, but all that is besides the point; the real point is fuck you. Politics don't ever come up on the chive until people like you bring it up. Go the hell away.

  • Uh oh

    #31 Slippery Dolphin?

    • bdg

      Had sex doesn't matter

    • nomeansyes

      definitely anal

    • truth

      That face definitely doesn't look like it was a 'slippery' dolphin.

  • chacha

    Homeless man balls all day long, Bring it on!

  • Malba

    I have #2 as my carpet and wallpaper in my flat

  • Chezenko

    break out the balls !!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that actually DOES still work

      • Chezenko

        unless its a chic, never can tell in Scotland

        • Catherine

          I take offence to that, Sir!

          • fchezenko

            none intended, its a fact, same here in Ireland, in saying that…the celtic race do produce some crackers too..

            i apologise unreservedly if i offended..

  • Fuck spiders


    Its a good thing I like salt…

  • Chezenko

    balls, I meant #40.
    although my comment kinda suits

  • whyme1973

    #12 The most needed button in all of Facebook.
    #17 Bwahahahaha
    #35 Great ass.

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