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  • David

    I'd like to time lapse the stylist.

    • Nemo Hoes

      Heyo!

    • BOOM!

      All the end results have sucked so far…they just end up looking like old men.

  • Adamas

    So does this girl just randomly show up at your office and give axe makeovers to chivers?

  • Doolio

    I bet she didn't even axe to cut his hair.

    • Billy

      That's racist…………….

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  • Terry Bull

    And with that complete fucking sellout, Chive, you can kiss my ass. I'll just go straight to buzzfeed. It's where you get all of your stuff anyway.

    • RichMahogany

      Shut up, Terry.

    • David

      Yeah the chive should just have their dads pay for their server bill and expenses, not advertisers.

      Also, buzzfeed sucks. I see the chives galleries on buzz feed way more.

      • Terry Bull

        The chive just got you to click and watch an advertisement so they can spend all their money on rent on Venice beach, not servers. But the genius of it all is getting you idiots to walk around in their supposedly hard to get tshirts (please, that whole bullshit about "we didn't get enough printed", who believes that shit?)so you can be walking advertisements. It is all very entertaining. Carry on. I've had enough of my time-wasting internet minutes wasted here.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Go back to the shadow (reddit) then! Bye meow!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – nothing more, just: bye!

    • nerfherder

      Dear Mr. Bull
      When was the last time Buzzfeed coordinated a new cabin for an injured war vet? If you don't understand the Chive, then don't come here. Go be angry at the world somewhere else.
      Sincerely,
      The collective Chivers.

    • Underbaker

      Yo Terry! Just wanted you to stop long enough so the door could hit you in the ass on the way out.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    I have an unruly mop of hair…in my pants. Think she can hook me up?

  • Whorebait

    Needs the girls dancing in the back…

  • bill

    i'd like to finger his bum chin.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    C'mon meow Admins! I KNOW you received my application(s) for the Axe Hair Makeover! I've sent hundreds, even including by pigeon, wrapped around that brick that landed on Bob's "view desk", cloud signals from the beach, streaking across the hallway holding only a sign… EVERYTHINGSIES!.. So I KNOW you have it!
    I want the Axe Hair Makeover!
    Recently I've had it red as on the right in this photo. But do I look better 'natural' (left)? Or do you guys have any other ideas?
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QDLQ9.jpg"&gt;
    Anywaysies, SIGN ME UP ALREADY!!!1! I've got TONS of hair everywhere, so I should be a perfect model!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

    • Terry Bull

      ^ The only reason to continue chiving.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Tell the admins! They hate my guts!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one who loves you❤

        • Underbaker

          Here here! I vote to give Paula an Axe Make Over.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I know you! You misspelled: "Make Over With An Axe!"

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one who can't stand axes; they tickle

  • Brian

    Why the fuck does it take my barber seven minutes of complaining about his wife to fuck up my hair and this guy gets a T Cruise in 34 seconds??

  • hi mom

    was that makeup she put on him?

  • Suck me dry

    until i cum tumbleweed

    • Chesterdrawers

      Impostor!

  • nerfherder

    Um, how long has Lucy Lu been cutting hair?

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