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July 31, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Work Shenanigans
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Work Shenanigans
#8 I would hate my job a whole lot less if you were there.
After seeing this picture I turned my TV volume down.
Meaghan looking sexy as always!!! Needs to show off the hump tomorrow!
And boom goes the dynamite
#17 I would call someone about this, probably the police or the president, people need to know!
It's the government. Thats what they do.
They are $1.56 at wawa
It is a vending machine…the corporation supplying the vending machine is screwing you, not the gov'ment.
Yeah, those mean corporations are providing a product that you don't have to buy, but are still giving you a tasty beverage alternative to that tasteless, yet healthy, H2O. Oh yeah, they do all that while providing jobs and paying taxes to provide for the roads and entitlements for everyone who doesn't have a job. DAMN YOU CORPORATINS (full disclosure: This rant was done on a computer provided by a corporation while sitting at a desk that was produced by another corporation, while also wearing clothes produced by another corporation, but screw those guys, right?)
Caution, all caps rage alert, Caution…
They have to make money where they can to make up for grossly overpaid employees.
"They have to make money where they can to make up for grossly overpaid government* employees;"
I work for one of the largest company's in America. I am in the top 2% income. I earned it. Every penny. I pay more in taxes than most people make per year. I donate of my own free will over 8K per year to homeless shelters. 5k per year to animal shelters, I pay my daughters tuition to a prestiges mid west college in cash so she doesn't go into debt. I drive a 10 year old car, have a 20 year old house in the burbs, grow some of my own food so save money and eat healthy. I participate in county and city issues and volunteer at local schools and city center activities. Bu somehow, I'm the bad guy, huh? what have you done to make yourself worth something on any level?????
i can has money from you?
Should have spent some of that money on an edjakshun
This comment had nothing to do with anything being discussed.
Most people are considerate enough to just find a quiet corner when they want to masturbate, guy.
Whereas there are other people who work for the government, often long hours at a lower rate than they would get in the private sector with unpaid overtime and because they like what they are working for. It happens. They eat healthily too, donate where they can, and own a house and car they can afford.
And then there are jackasses on both sides of the equation who merrily waste other people's money, walk away happy and richer when organisations burn around them, but will gladly donate a few grand to a charity to make themselves look good.
Puhleaze… What's the idiot in the white house gonna do about it, shift the blame?
He'll try to do something about it and Congress will stonewall him like a bunch of whiner crybaby loser bitches.
YEAH! Even though he had super majorities in BOTH houses of Congress for the first two years of his presidency and could have done something about it then, and anything else he wanted, with out any obstruction, but chose to butt-fu%# us with Obamacare that the majority of the country didn't, and still doesn't want. Now he's stuck with Repukicans in the House obstructing most of his out of control spending and other socialist programs that we hired them to do in 2010. Grrrr.
Congress being a piece of shit hasn't got crap to do with what kind of president Obama's been. Can you seriously imagine what a fuckhole this country would be if we'd had President Limpdick Fuddyduddy and VP Screechy Goofybitch? Shit, Romney goes to Israel and spouts the bullshit he's been fed by his own fucking media and they all go "the fuck are you talking about dude?" Buttfuck us with Obamacare? You mean keep health care from costing everybody in the country hundreds of millions more per year? That's some buttfuck.
you need some more koolaids, fuckstick.
I seriously didn't understand the first half of your comment. As for Obamacare not costing this country more, have you not read any news since it was forced down our throats? Remember Massachusetts electing (R) Scott Walker to "Ted Kennedy's seat" to stop it's passage? Then, to pass it, "so we can see what's in it" the Democratically controlled Congress pulled a parliamentary trick to pass it in spite of Scott Walker? Now the non-partisan CBO keeps scoring the cost of Obamacare higher (now over $1.1T and growing) than what Obama said it would be. Furthermore, businesses are dropping people from their health plans because they can't afford the new taxes. Oh yeah! Remember the Supreme Court? They just ruled that Obamacare's individual mandate IS a tax. Which means that people making under $250K ARE paying a tax on it (in fact 7 new taxes. Source: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/2…. So yes, Obama did screw us over with Obamacare while NOT FIXING the economy.
Your response is absolutely nothing but a string of right-wing-ideologue-supplied talking points, and your citation is, LOL, from fucking *Breitbart.* The man who thought it was okay to spew lies and make up whatever is necessary as long as it does harm to "liberals." **Nothing** you just said has anything to do with reality. Doesn't that make you sad?
No, what makes me sad is that when you can't refute my point-by-point truth backed up with a factual source (that also backs up it's article with a source) that you go in to a profanity laced rant about how it's all lies, instead of actually reading the article and discussing it. If facts are "right-wing-ideologue-supplied talking points" then I suppose what you just did were "left-wing-ideologue-supplied talking points".
I can't "refute" your points because none of it is true and your "citation" is from a site founded by a professional liar. Why should I debate someone who thinks lies are facts? Why would I waste my energy? That'd be insane.
Seriously 'none of its true'? Exactly, which point did I say that isn't true? Tell me and I'll give you a link to a video or direct quote from a major "non-partisan" source to show you that it is true. In fact, here's another source for Obamacare creating 7 new taxes for people making under $250K (http://www.forbes.com/sites/ashleaebeling/2012/06/28/obamacares-7-tax-hikes-on-under-250000-a-year-earners/) since you didn't like the first source. So go ahead, tell me where I lied and I'll prove that I didn't. You still have YET to prove any of your rhetoric with facts or "non-partisan" sources.
I don't have any assertions to prove, I haven't asserted anything other than your data are idiotic lies that only a Mongoloid could believe.
So you're saying that my data, which are facts, are lies? Are you aware of how ridiculous that argument is? I'm literally providing FACTS to support my case and your only defense is to call FACTS lies?
Look, at this point you and I are the only one posting on this subject. I appreciate that you're as passionate as I am, but do really not believe the factual evidence I'm providing? I'm not even sure what you're defending (Obama, liberal ideas, Obamacare, etc, etc)?
Call the Federal Trade Commission!
Wait, this *is* the Federal Trade Commission…
The corp supplying my government building does actually charge 99cents for those.
#2 That's a bad day at work..
Well it's not so funny now that I have to scrub this stuff off my car..
doesnt look like there is any rebar in there anyways
Nevermind Anywaysies if I fuck up its' still YOUR fault Mac! <3
- the one you love to hate
The important thing is that you tried your best….
I was just editing asshat!
"Oh and #3: Dear Diary: pot!"
- did you get the Google image trick yet?
Intercourse I want with you,,, I homosexual?
No, but you Yoda.
- Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go and fuck it up."
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
I'm. Conflicted by the fact that you seem to be winning over alot of chivers (including me) with your witty trolling I want to hate you but can't seem to do it!
Posting from a BlackBerry hMMMM?
Anywaysies; That's the desired effect. Your a good minion. Attaboy!
- Fan testimonial: "I'm conflicted by the fact that you seem to be winning over alot of chivers (including me) with your witty trolling I want to hate you but can't seem to do it! – Canadianmedic"
Die Bitch Die!
Metaphorically of course. losing any meets of getting online would suffice.
Trolling is the lowest form of entertainment. Why anyone wants to be irritating and unfunny is beyond me. My guess is that the troll is inherently annoying and makes a subconscious decision to embrace their natural nails-on-a-chalkboard nature. Being original and funny is tough. Being annoying is easy and gets attention.
#21 hell no
Worst part is, he's going to realize he forgot his tape measure any minute now….
Fuck you Dorothy I'm not getting under your house.
#8 is awesomely gorgeous..ideal indeed. I don't see any boring days working with you
#11 oh man! Took me a second to see what happened there.
I don't get it … what went down …
They we're filming a scene for the next "Fast and Furious" movie (note camera man on lower right). Off to the right off the picture is a huge jump that Paul Walker hit driving the car while Vin Deisel was fighting a drug dealer played by Jeremy Piven. Vin threw Jeremy's shipment of cocaine from the car at the apex of the jump (hence the pile of white stuff) then he and Paul Jumped from the car onto A ladder dangling from a helicopter being flown by that hot chick in the movies (not the dead one but the other one). As the car smashes into the Building (killing Jeremy) The Rock( hunting Vin and Paul) still comes screeching up in the fire truck and does an awesome drift while shaking his fist in anger at the escaping criminals. Oh and then Charlie Sheen comes to help clean up the Blow.
Or someone backed through the wall but the fast and furious story seems way more legit…
Tulsa… Fuck Yeah!!!
#11 Meanwhile in China…
The women's driving academy if I'm not mistaken
nah, she already graduated…
#15 fuck the man!
Chive shirts were probably going on sale that Thursday…
I'm assuming people were requesting Tuesday, July 3rd off. I can't say I agree with the drug test, but it's not 4th grade. Go to work.
4/20 pal. But I'm guessing by your last comment that you are a "manager"
And im guessing by your comment you are a lowlife "stoner" who likes to get baked in honor of Hitler. And Columbine. Congrats
wtf? Do u believe all ppl that smoke weed are stoners, honor hitler and columbine? Please explain, u renob
renob! I havent heard that one in forever! just saying…
#3 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Wind -Number 2 .
Hey, did you know you can move your mouse over Mac's Tapiture picture and make his head bob?
That's nothing; if you move your car over his legs he'll laugh in a very disturbing and demonic way.
I bet his head will still bob.
From viewers like you, man. Feels good people still watch PBS.
#15 your boss is an asshole
sounds like a regularly responsible human being to me
Sounds like we found the kiss-ass…
Sounds like we found the 30 year old who still thinks he's in high school
Sounds like we found someone who can be trolled without knowing about it…
no, that manager sounds like a dick.
#15 Maybe, just maybe, I laughed a little too hard at this.
Suck me dry as a well done hamburger
*as dry as a well done hamburger
Missed ya bro…
yea, me too…where you been homey?
Sorry guys….i got bored and impostered "suck me dry"….please do forgive
The DARk knight
Mother of god… We dont do that umkay… I keed…
just moved out of Michigan.. I miss Jets PIzza..
I haven't been back to MI in three years…..I too miss me some Jets.
my roommate in college was a manager there and got basically unlimited free pizza…ideal situation
i took this picture
You're a whore.
kristen, you are always so sweet!
#10 a lot of people wish they had a job, just sayin
This comment is not good. The purpose of these pictures is to show that work is bad. When you go against theCHIVE and say that people would like to have a bad job, it makes no sense and is against the CHIVE. You are not chiving on by saying things like this. This is not good.
I say what I want and do what I want you don't like it to fuckin bad, don't read it moron
You're so fucking awesome Stan, thank you for your service
I agree. I am a moron. This is a good comment. You should say what you want and do what you want because that is what the Chive stands for. You are chiving properly. lol. I hope you have a job. lol.
i agree Stan. It is to fuckin bad cause its bad and when you dont read it you wont have to not like it or no that it is bad cause you didnt read it too fucking bad and iI do what i want and say what I like to do cause thats what i like to do. windowlicker should go wash the bullshit off his face cause he has bullshit all over it.
Really? So by that rationale children in sweatshops everywhere should feel "lucky" to work in adverse conditions and work retarded hours? I assume you haven't ever ground U-joints for 8 hours straight, only to have to pass a stupid piss test for all of your hard work.
its not hard work if youre baked all day. and you cant compare children being forced to work for pennies to an adult choosing to have, and them complain about, a shitty job.
Sounds like you dont do it either…
Also, if you dont make that comparison, that's exactly what we'll have…
If you hate your job, quit. If you can't or won't quit, stop whining and get back to work.
#21 Fuck that, I'm Claustrophobic!
Good lord I have the biggest crush on Meaghan
Yeah can someone post the link to the "now kiss" post of her and Megan?
#3 Count Chocula likes to watch.
#8 for the win.
Do you guys have to take drugs test at work in America??
Depends what your job is….but most, yes.
Only if you have a shitty job just to have mediocre insurance…
Hell yes. Even a deli in my area drug tests, which is fucking ridiculous.
I do these tests at work all the time too; I need to know I'm selling only the best stuff! Shit's gooood this week!!
- Fan testimonial: "Hey Paula, I hope ur female, cause the more u post the more I like u. – Spucifer"
Yea, free country my ass!
usually only for the shittiest of jobs and the upper-middle quality jobs.
I work IT at a fucking bank & deal with the most sensitive info people can possibly provide…no pee tests there. worked for a carwash in college, mandatory tests at least once every 90 days. makes sense right?
I don't want you all baked when you're buffing my Prius!
I'm not sure if I'd call my job shitty, but I get good money for simple work and have only had a couple of drug tests (first hired on, someone hitting me while I was driving to a plane). On the other hand if you work the night shift there you don't get tested (someone in HR told me it was because it they did, almost everyone would be fired). Still even in 100+ degree heat, inside a giant metal structure with little to no air circulation I KCCO.
For work, sometimes…for welfare, never.
Austin, Oklahoma City, Seatlle, San Francisco tooooooo.
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