I hope you like calzones because this one will last a while (16 Photos)

  • Nick

    Is that the pig from the other post?

  • Marcus

    I has a heart attack just looking at it

  • Harmonica33

    i would try that

  • awhite2020

    That's actually more of a stromboli! pfft.

    • Jasper

      this is correct. I hate his comments typically but this is technically correct.

      • awhite2020

        Thank you?

        • patov40

          HA! I just laughed three times. Nice! B)

  • Z_b

    #14 Insta heart attack?

  • rickacha

    Have these guys check their LDL cholesterol lately ?

  • SeriouslyWTF?

    That is NOT a calzone! It's simply a rolled up pizza. What retard labeled this a calzone to begin with? A calzone has ricotta cheese, and no sauce, the sauce goes on the side. Seriously, find a real Italian and get back to us.

    • MAT

      Sorry calzone police

    • kevinF'nkelly

      jesus chill out. crazy italian bastard

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      Who let the angry calzone police out of the cage?

    • Simon

      I know it's not a calzone too, but with an offensive outburst like that, I'm on their side.

      Find a shred of common decency, then you get back to us, how's that?

    • Sade

      Seriously? Wtf? Gtfo!

    • Herbie

      Your argument is largely invalid. (although it is more of a stromboli)

    • heywood jablowme

      y'know… you're probably that same cellar dwelling, dorito eating, wife beater wearing, granny and tranny porn watching douchebag that yells SHOPPED every single time he see's a picture of a woman with big tits, aren't ya.

    • http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com/ THEClesusChrist

      You know I was thinking the same thing….and then I remembered, shut up.

    • Underbaker

      So that place I go to in the Mall with them cheesy looking Italian guys that put mozzarella, marinara and peperoni in this turnover like pizza dough are not making calzones? Next thing you know someone might try and tell me them Tostadas at Taco Bell are actually called Chalupas in Texas and Mexico.

    • Doug T.

      Half way through your post all i could see was "Bippity Boppity"

    • Sergio

      Well, excuse meee, but you're missing the point, Vincenzo! The point is that it looks a-delicious!

  • cookit

    sweet mother of god

  • sucks2suck

    I wonder if these guys ever saw epic meal time…

  • savagecabbage

    Man come on this is just a lame copy of epic meal time..

  • Alex

    EpicMealTime does it better.

  • Sade

    Do a post of the Epic Meal Time guys!! 😀 Por favor!

  • Boat

    The Epic Meal Time guys are laughing at how terrible this is. Montreal, what.

  • Optimus_prime

    Mmm stromboli

  • Woody

    #6 looks like a turtle on top….i like turtles.

  • heywood jablowme

    I think I just suffered a minor heart attack just looking at this.

  • Joe

    Cameltoe Tuesday eltoe Tuesday

    • joe

      I hate this phone sometimes……..still need cameltoe Tuesday

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    If you finish the whole thing, you get a free defibrilator. And a month's supply of Pepto, Maalox, Exlax and Charmin.

  • Mr. T

    hey, incase you missed it south online classes start soon!

  • M-Shizz


  • http://www.bunchabullshirt.com bunchabullshirt.com

    Damn Stromboli Cost More Then The Guy's Microwave

  • Fred

    Epic Meal Time blows now….fucking sellouts. Don't do a topic on them

  • motherofgod

    I got fatter just looking at that!

  • SlimtwigMJ

    No Muscles Glasses, no care

  • krypto092108

    This looks like the Epic Mealtime Guys' work…

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