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I hope you like calzones because this one will last a while (16 Photos)

July 31, 2012 | In: Crazy Food, DIY

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Category: Crazy Food, DIY

Nick

Is that the pig from the other post?
Marcus

I has a heart attack just looking at it
Harmonica33

i would try that
awhite2020

That's actually more of a stromboli! pfft.

Jasper

this is correct. I hate his comments typically but this is technically correct.

awhite2020

Thank you?

patov40

HA! I just laughed three times. Nice! B)

Z_b

#14 Insta heart attack?
rickacha

Have these guys check their LDL cholesterol lately ?
SeriouslyWTF?

That is NOT a calzone! It's simply a rolled up pizza. What retard labeled this a calzone to begin with? A calzone has ricotta cheese, and no sauce, the sauce goes on the side. Seriously, find a real Italian and get back to us.

MAT

Sorry calzone police
kevinF'nkelly

jesus chill out. crazy italian bastard
Ravienne_Cullen

Who let the angry calzone police out of the cage?
Simon

I know it's not a calzone too, but with an offensive outburst like that, I'm on their side.

Find a shred of common decency, then you get back to us, how's that?
Sade

Seriously? Wtf? Gtfo!
Herbie

Your argument is largely invalid. (although it is more of a stromboli)
heywood jablowme

y'know… you're probably that same cellar dwelling, dorito eating, wife beater wearing, granny and tranny porn watching douchebag that yells SHOPPED every single time he see's a picture of a woman with big tits, aren't ya.
http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com/ THEClesusChrist

You know I was thinking the same thing….and then I remembered, shut up.
Underbaker

So that place I go to in the Mall with them cheesy looking Italian guys that put mozzarella, marinara and peperoni in this turnover like pizza dough are not making calzones? Next thing you know someone might try and tell me them Tostadas at Taco Bell are actually called Chalupas in Texas and Mexico.

sean

hm. maybe read the very first sentence eh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalupa lol, no offense, just sayin

Doug T.

Half way through your post all i could see was "Bippity Boppity"
Sergio

Well, excuse meee, but you're missing the point, Vincenzo! The point is that it looks a-delicious!

cookit

sweet mother of god
sucks2suck

I wonder if these guys ever saw epic meal time…
savagecabbage

Man come on this is just a lame copy of epic meal time..
Alex

EpicMealTime does it better.
Sade

Do a post of the Epic Meal Time guys!! Por favor!
Boat

The Epic Meal Time guys are laughing at how terrible this is. Montreal, what.
Optimus_prime

Mmm stromboli
Woody

#6 looks like a turtle on top….i like turtles.
heywood jablowme

I think I just suffered a minor heart attack just looking at this.
Joe

Cameltoe Tuesday eltoe Tuesday

joe

I hate this phone sometimes……..still need cameltoe Tuesday

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Mr. T

hey, incase you missed it south online classes start soon!
M-Shizz

EPIC BACON FLIP
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Damn Stromboli Cost More Then The Guy's Microwave
Fred

Epic Meal Time blows now….fucking sellouts. Don't do a topic on them
motherofgod

I got fatter just looking at that!
SlimtwigMJ

No Muscles Glasses, no care
krypto092108

This looks like the Epic Mealtime Guys' work…

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