Want Vs Need (36 photos)

  • hello please

    First get back in the kitchen your mom's a chiver seen it on reddit 9gag

    • _DoC_

      Stop looking at reddit.

      • TU_Joe

        No, I think he should go back to reddit and never come back.

    • SirCtheIII

      That was a whole lotta suck in one comment.

      • hello please

        CONGRATS! You win! For those of you who are a little short on brain, I'll spell it out:

        I was making the point that comments like:
        "first" (which lots of people get angry about)
        "get back in the kitchen" (which is perpetuated by teenage boys and brainless adults)
        "seen it on reddit" (apparently some kind of website)
        "seen it on 9gag" (whatever the fuck 9gag is)

        are all equally fucking pointless. Well done SirCtheIII. Have a cookie.

    • chesterdrawers

      9gag? really?

    • Suel21

      So you're just trying to go for the worst first comment in history then?

    • Soybot

      I am familiar with shitty memes and would like to share that fact with you.

  • MrUpp07

    #2 Want….. #12 NEED

    • JJL

      no duckface

    • Peter

      …..two turtleducks and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee!

    • your mom

      #12 needs to shave those legs

      • Art

        So glad someone else saw that. I thought it was just me.

      • zzzzzzzzzzzzz

        saw that too… still would… in fact would probably still pay to..

      • MrUpp07

        doesn't matter had sex!

    • Harmonica33

      why would you want teenage mutant ninja ducks with shields?

      • ander

        because boobs

    • FunKiller

      I think they're both needs……but yes, 12 needs to shave those legs……and everything below the neckline.

      • furrburglar

        they are so fuzzy it would be like having sex with a chick that didnt shave her legs in a really long time.

        • FunKiller

          At least they wouldn't be prickly though!

    • Tomas

      Yes indeed, #12, wow, just WOW!

  • http://www.facebook.com/steve.voolinshlayga Chester Rumble

    #14….thats beautiful

    • Jeff

      I'm going to coattail off your comment pal, sorry. Is #13 a coffee pouring Flesh Light? That doesn't seem too safe.

  • PDiddily420

    If I ever see someone with #34, I may have to smack them.

    • Deep Dish

      Seriously. If you're going to put out that much effort, you think you'd want to use something that has a lens bigger than half the size of a dime.

      • S L

        Only hipsters will use it so they need a good smacking anyway.

    • reaperACTUAL

      took the words right out of my mouth!

    • Alex

      May be a dumb question, but what is that supposed to be?

      • Dude

        Some sort of steadycam for an iPhone, mostly used for DSLRs to have a stable image while filming

    • kc1

      It made for shooting video while moving and the Iphone has a really good hd camera,1080p at 30fps is not too far off from your canon t3i's and other midrange dslrs

      • wdh

        Apple are a bunch of thieving bastards

        • FunKiller

          ….but they are awesome.

          • Hippie Hipster Not

            Keep telling yourself that and you'll actually believe it….until you ACTUALLY do the math and you discover you spent way way way too much money for something that's not that important….but at least you can brag about how cool you are to the Apple minions.

      • IHA

        Too bad all you iClowns shoot video vertically so it looks like crap on a TV or any other device besides your phone

        • guest

          turn it sideways then asshole

          • Hippie Hipster Not

            well he's right…look at all the videos on the internet the ones that are in portrait format and are so small you can't see shit…..that's an iPhone user….so who's the asshole now?

  • Peter

    #15 Need!

    • Pig stuff
    • bird

      Just heat up a sauce pot on a different eye and then place it on top

    • Peter

      And now I have.

      • Piggy Bacon Press

        I'm available at target too

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Now what are they going to send the new boy scouts to find?

      • sfb101

        Why a spaghetti peeler!

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Well at least one person remembers…..

          Fuck I feel old.

    • Doc Arkham

      Gonna scratch up your nonstick pans like that.

      You should cook your bacon in the oven, anyhow. Gets it nice and crisp.

      • Hippie Hipster Not

        Microwave between paper towels is faster and uses less energy

  • NCChiver

    #1 #2 #7 Need

  • Pwnapotamus

    #12 I wanted her. But I don't need the duck face.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666667665 Jeff Burress

      Or the hairy legs…

    • haha

      or the hairy legs

  • bob


  • johnny

    #28 people as big as a boat… looks legit

    • Peter

      Those are remote control boats to drag them along.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Through what though? The Gulf of Mexico?

        • Dr_StrangePants

          those tiny-ass boats are leaving one hail of an oil trail

    • illWill

      Jet skis dude.

      • TCSthesecond

        Yay Oil Slick!

    • CGR3t

      More like an aerial view of oil recovery operations that someone has 'shopped the pool into.

      • Peter

        Yeah totally shopped, look at the legs of the girl that is being pulled up or lack of legs.

  • ChestRockwellz

    #17 i would give just about anything to be able to ride that up and down Deals Gap a few times.

    • Txheat81

      What is it?

      • Im_B4TM4N

        duh…it's a water ski

  • Vyle_Kidovich

    #14 oh gaaawwwwd I need this!

  • Jared


    If you have trouble holding your Phone to take a picture…. Go shoot yourself.

    • Underhill

      It is intended to hold a lot more than a single phone.

    • Cho

      it's a 'glide cam' meant to shoot video, not photos.

    • Underbaker

      #5 or just take this little camera to any event with security and they will do the shooting for you.

  • DTPow

    Anyone else notice the hairy legs on #12? She needs a razor before I'd want that.

    • ChestRockwellz

      I am positive that you have no chance in hell with any girl of this caliber. I picture you being a short, out of shape pimply faced greasy kid who lives in your parents basement who trolls good looking womens pics because you hate your parents for shitting out such a loser kid like yourself.

      • DTPow

        Good one bro. Sounds like to me you've done an excellent job of describing yourself . Check back in when you do something with your life.

    • Silver

      KCCO, fuzzy little man peach…

    • Osgood

      Women don't generally shave the upper part of their legs, which you would know if you've ever been around a woman. The lower leg is where the shit is that needs to be shaved, the upper is usually not hairy at all or sexy peach fuss like her, and she is awesome.

      • Hippie Hipster Not

        I've been around WAY WAY WAY more women than you have…..and it depends on the girl and her "idea" of shaving areas include…but thanks for playing….be sure to see the receptionist on your way for your free parting gift.

    • Emily

      no thank you duck face.

  • john

    how old is #12? 12? not even old enough to start shaving her legs.

    • Mike

      Come on John, be a perv like the rest of us

    • dave

      you know, you and her would have fun at chuck e cheese

      • puter

        or gymboree

    • john

      ok i give up. i'll start cruising the jr high schools for dates

    • Woody

      Too old for me

    • Lunch_Box

      Really, how many 12 year old girls do you think dress like that and wear a university shirt.

      • john

        most of then now a days. its cool, i'll buy her a drink in 9 years.

        • Dipshit

          That girl is clearly over 18. You sir, are a retard.

    • FunKiller

      If there's grass on the green……T it up!!!

  • Woody

    #31 would clean every orifice and then some.

    • Hunter_BZ

      looks like i would drown taking a shower in that! how the hell do you breathe?

      • OhioChiver

        I'd like it a little wider and in my garage so I could run my truck through it too. 😉

    • Ian

      My parents have a shower like that. It is pretty much amazing. You dont ever want to leave.

  • Optimus_prime

    #29 would want if it wasn't like $300

    • OhioChiver

      Girlfriend and crust are two words that shouldn't be in the same sentence. 😐

  • Peter

    Guy in the middle of #28 is doing push ups.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Or drowning?

    • _Moose_

      Break dancing

    • Peter

      Getting ready for guy in green to mount.

  • MylesofStyles

    #10 If you really focus and look closely, you'll see that there are actually numerous boats and even an airplane hidden in this picture.

  • M-Shizz

    #15 HAVE #5 will get you shot #12 is totally a want

    • Woody

      Yup, #5 is a pretty dumb idea in this day and age….

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  • Missoula

    #8 + #12 = my dream

    • Underbaker

      You had that nightmare about duck faces too?

  • TU_Joe

    You need #27 if you want #21

    • Underbaker

      I don't want #21, but I will still gladly take #27 off your hands.

      • FunKiller

        I think he's saying that because she's a mail order.

    • mickey

      You need #27 to keep it in Botox…

  • CanucksRule

    #12 – extremely want.

    • Kristen

      Well, if Luongo was the one guarding her vagina, you could get in without a problem.

  • lttido

    WHAT IS IT? #19

    • TommyK

      I think it's some sort of sandwich.

      • asshole guest

        no no, its apple pie

    • I know

      its the SSK995, made by Bimoto- google it on the web

      • moron 1

        youre a fuck head- nothing exists on google

        • i know

          hahaha- you suck Moron 1

  • That guy

    #29 hmmm stuffed crust

    • Paul

      Ya…with tuna..lmao!

      • Kristen

        Are you 7? If so, you're a fucking idiot. If not, you're still a fucking idiot.

        • hoooot pocket

          hot pocket hot pocket

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