A little inspiration goes a long way (23 Photos)

  • Mr. T


    • Daniel Tosh

      I hate this motivation photos they take all the space on my FB newsfeed. STOP LIKING ALL THOSE PHOTOS PIECE OF SHITS.

    • Daniel Tosh


    • SirCtheIII

      Oh oh it's magic!

      I finished it for you. You're welcome.

  • Stains


    • dagg nabbit

      stains…in your moms underwear

  • https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

    #14 thats deep

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      It's my mantra.

    • DaddyD

      I found it rather trite.

    • Bob

      Nuf Said.

    • FunKiller

      Now I know what I have to do.

    • Hugh

      Chewbacca had a knack for knowing the right thing to say, but the hairy bastard rarely followed his own advice!

    • Big Poppa

      words to live by though i heard it was all Mayhew in the background

    • Flattsimus

      said that she did

  • HumpDan

    #7 yep, still too hard.

    I'll take a beer instead. beer is easy.

    • ps86

      i don't get it, is it a "when you see it"?

    • https://www.facebook.com/LizBWilson Liz Baxter

      I feel like I'm missing something in this picture… Is there a rope ladder or something that I'm not seeing?

      • skyword

        try climbing to the top

    • NeverGiveUp

      That is why you Fail!

  • bamboofloor

    Thanks for making me fell like shit. A lot of these are easier said than done.

    • L-i-v-i-n

      Actually they are not, but dont worry about it. Clearly none of these were meant for you

    • LuncHBox


    • fish

      That's okay. Stay where you are and I'll continue to surpass you. You whiny little Bitch.

    • Guest

      I know, I've tried to lay bamboo flooring too. Its not easy. 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #9 I just got chills….

    • Urethra Franklin

      They're multiplying. And Im losing control

    • zTom

      For non US people, who's that dude? : )

      • spaceace

        Jerry Seinfeld.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    Love this album!

  • techno_viking

    #1 I always check "other", and write in American.

    • reason: derp

      Loan denied.

      • techno_viking

        I wasn't applying for CA unemployment…

    • BCM

      Americans are hilarious

      • A BiPolar Guy

        yes, yes we are.

        Anyway it makes as much sense as any other race distinction, which are based solely on a handful of genes related to outer appearance. But when you look at the whole genetic makeup of humans, there are no definable races at all.

    • ps86

      or 'merican

    • marc

      sooo…your race is American? classic …

  • Albert

    And then Bob Ross died.

  • Brian

    It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end. So get a fucking parachute that works.

    • P90

      If you can keep you head when all around you are loosing theirs, try landing your helicopter somewhere else.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #17 – Like make an inspirational poster of yourself? – #11

    • Trav1121

      Oh Mac. You could prolly feel your face if you took your hands out of your pants, for a change…

  • blutodawg

    Now I can't decide how I feel, I am blessed to be alive and kicking…. But am I truly living?

  • Tree


  • HumpDan

    What an accomplishment.

  • johnhall704

    #21 is funny because it's not true at all…

    • Brian

      ya, just like when you hear people say "Sarah Palin is competent and literate"

      • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

        Or "Obama is an outstanding president…"

  • Rock on!


    Legendary status: achieved

    • Truedat

      Only the best Vocalist of all times!!!

    • Peter Puffer

      HIV status: Positive

  • twd22285

    #12 Dalai just mind f%$#^d me..

    • mick0311

      Yep, and his favorite US President Was G.W. Bush. That should tell you something.

      • marc

        haha..stupid Americans – thats just a straight f'n lie

        • Indeed

          Not all Americans believe that, jerk.

          • mick0311
            • Jiub

              He says right in your link that he found him impressive as a human being, NOT as a president, dumbass

      • marc

        thats just a straight f'n lie…first of all – as if..and 2nd of all…Dalai would not pick a favorite anything…

        • mick0311

          His favorite as a person, not President. He liked Bush very much. I should have been more clear, but there you have it. The subject was world leaders, and he could have picked any President in his lifetime, since he's met just about all of them, but he picked Bush.

    • bamboofloor

      Only poor people believe this.

      • Charter896

        BOOM! You nailed it, this quote is BULLSHIT. Money is EVERYTHING in life and anyone who disagrees needs to (1) get glasses and (2) get their head examined.

  • yup

    #5 Love Ted!

    • Daniel Tosh

      read it in Ted voice

      • Hunter_BZ

        You mean in Seth's Voice?

  • BigtotheD

    #1 MCA RIP Beasties will never be the same without you man.

    • crazydog


  • Woody

    #17…..nah….maybe later.

  • tv_paul

    #23 Well spoken for a guy who use to own & bang his slaves.

    • jimbozo

      That's just a stupid comment from you.
      He was one of the smartest men we've had in this country. Ever.

    • etcrr

      He also said "Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy" Go Figure

      • bello

        what .. it isn't?

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        That was Benjamin Franklin. Thomas Jefferson was a true patriot who believed that the sovereignty of power and law belonged to the people who would be affected by those laws and powers. And the fact that he owned slaves does not discredit him. The people who were affected by those laws did what Thomas Jefferson proposes here and disobeyed those laws. Ultimately change happened and the unjust laws were changed. We progress together or we drown in our own failures to do so.

        • fuck patriotism

          Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel

      • tom

        That was Benjamin Franklin

      • Dumb Americans

        that was Benjamin Franklin. retard.

    • Pustulio

      He also never said such a thing. That is a heavily paraphrased quote which doesn't accurately reflect the original intent (It seems to be the 5th sentence of the DoI + some MLK + simplifying).

      A quote on the internet is always true… right?

      • usmc_chiver

        "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine." — Abraham Lincoln

      • Dex

        This was stated in the Declaration of Independence. A signer/author of the Declaration of Independence? Thomas Jefferson. You sir, are wrong.

    • Dave

      He was a fucking lowlife. the following is copied and pasted, but still true…

      As governor of Virginia (1780–1781) during the Revolutionary War, Jefferson recommended forcibly moving Cherokee and Shawnee tribes that fought on the British side to lands west of the Mississippi River. Later, as president, Jefferson proposed in private letters beginning in 1803 a policy that under Andrew Jackson would be called Indian removal, under an act passed in 1830. As president, he made a deal with elected officials of the state of Georgia: if Georgia would release its legal claims to "discovery" in lands to its west, the U.S. military would help expel the Cherokee people from Georgia. His deal violated an existing treaty between the United States government and the Cherokee Nation, which guaranteed its people the right to their historic lands.

      Jefferson believed that Natives should give up their own cultures, religions, and lifestyles to assimilate to western European culture, Christian religion, and a European-style agriculture, which he believed to be superior. He believed that assimilation of Native Americans into the European-American economy would make them more dependent on trade, and that they would eventually be willing to give up land that they would otherwise not part with, in exchange for trade goods or to resolve unpaid debts.

      And to think some of you cunts think he was a great man.

      • a-nom

        All of what you copied is entirely out of context. Go and do more research.

      • Fook C Lee

        So…he wanted the people who just attacked him and lost to be removed rather than just slaughtered like most any other enemies at the time. SMH. The 2nd paragraph is your own crying about perceived injustice. The Indians lost, GET OVER IT! Indians have been against this country since the beginning. Our founding fathers were not tree hugging hippies or passivise aggressive douchebags. They proved it by not putting up with any pussy bullshit, you revisionist whiny Ass. Its not like the Indians didn't take land from other Indians too. Like this was Utopia "before the white man" LOL!

        • anon. mouse

          The Indians lost. Wow!! Hate to tell you, but this WAS their country ….. and the founding fathers were by and large land grabbing, greedy and amoral lawless bastards. They broke every agreement they ever made, and when that didn't suit them they killed all the indigenous that stood in their way.

          Whether or not it was Utopia before your lilly skinned peasants turned up is academic; it was theirs to do with as they pleased. But in the relatively short thee hundred years you have taken what was once paradise and turned it into a sewer.

          Not satisfied with that, you have spent the last 150 trying to fuck every other country whose name you can spell and do the same to them.

          Believe me Fuck, sorry Fook, it's not the enmity of just the American Indian race you have to deal with. There is a whole other tribe out there that distrusts you, does not want you, does not want you brand of bigotry, your overeating, your overbearing hypocrisy and self serving interference. It's called The Rest of The World.

          • Amon

            Wow, I've never seen so much hatred for the US in one post. I don't know where you're from, but chances are the US is at a better standard and is probably helping you out economically.

            P.S. Murica!

          • Ken Khan

            god still loves you my child

    • a-nom

      You're dumb – I'm happy you picked one trite thing about Jefferson instead of all the things he did for the country AS WELL AS ALL HE DID TO HALT THE EXPANSION OF SLAVERY IN THE AMERICAS…but ya, he owned slaves and more than likely had relations with them…bravo…

      • wake up, time to die

        It's funny how Americans get all pissed off when people dare to insult one of their foundation myth authors.

        • a-nom

          I would get mad if anyone insulted anyone who deserves respect regardless of country or creed. You're obviously a twit who thinks all americans are inept or brainless. Congratulations, you're an idiot! I'm pointing out the ignorance in others to which you respond to with an additional ignorant comment…brilliant!

    • tv_paul

      Folks, lighten up. I didn't want to make a political diatribe out of this. It was just an off the cuff remark inspired by the following

      • a-nom

        hahahahaha! Touche sir…I've never watch that show…and I am now sad because of it

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          This whole time, I thought everybody was bitching about GEORGE Jefferson………

  • Kelsea

    Mac, you are my spirit animal.

    • Mac

      Will you marry me?

      • Kelsea

        No, but I'll suck your cock after you pull it out of my ass.

  • Deep Dish

    You're both douchebags. Now go jerk each other off.

    • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

      Mr. T HumpedDan in a Deep Dish

    • Stains

      I think the word "douchebag", is thrown around far to lightly these days. If I'm a douchebag for being the most un-original troll for commenting "first", one would suggest you're the douchebag for not being able to leave it alone. Who's trolling you?

      • paulie

        No no, you're a douchbag because you pride yourself in having nothing insightful to say other than "first"

        You're a douchebag ….

  • Powshredder

    #3 Actually made me feel incredibly bad for bob. But he's absolutely right :/

  • whyme1973

    #14 Truth.

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