Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Chive123

    Love It KCCO!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/zenner15 Jordon Zenner

      Fuck you Big Valley Jamboree and all of your shitty sold out tickets!!

    • Gabriel

      Great Hump Day posts today. Good work gentlemen.

  • hahaha


    • hahaha asshole

      fuck yourself hahahahahahahah

    • first asshattery

      You clearly don't understand the point of DAR. Go troll elsewhere

    • Chive123

      hahaha nope;)

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    What if Mila Kunis started submitting to TheChive

    • Jake

      The amount of material to masturbate to would sky rocket.

      • God

        I agree.

        • Child Please

          Wait, people fap to these?

          • God

            Yes. They do.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No such luck; she's already submitting to me.

      – Kneel Mila!

      • bitch

        your an idiot

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          One with Mila at her knees. Your turn.

          – meow stroke the hair on my feet!

          • Smashy

            Why? Cause she's begging you to commit suicide?

        • Captain Irony


          • bitch

            Ok, your right, but still…IDIOT

            • Again

              really? again

              • Dr_Fap

                You can't make that shit up, thank you "bitch" for the laugh x2

      • xxx

        I would fuck you like a laughing monkey

    • Joe

      The internet would collapse.

      • http://twitter.com/ElijahDeWitt @ElijahDeWitt

        I'd collapse.

    • Sachiel

      What if TheChive started submitting to Mila Kunis?

    • obviously

      Then there would be pictures of Mila Kunis on TheChive

      • CjNUT

        I would be shooting powder

    • aaa

      I'd definitely be a lesbian

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #18 #25 The Hump DAR I know and love. You are gorgeous.

    • Loganator21

      MOAR w/faces please

    • SockMoney17

      This DAR's humps are better than all of last HUMPDAY!

    • guest

      #18 her ass kinda hangs down into the back of her thighs like a pancake

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      One time I tried to take a picture of my ass but then I realized I'm a dude and my ass is hairy so I sent to my friend instead.

  • dantheman7

    #3 The best parts of summer!


    #19 She is average John. Relax

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Dear JESSE
      How come we dont play nightcrawlers anymore?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Just goes to show you guys; everything I wrote about John (<3) yesterday is true.

      – Can you walk away from the desk yet without embarassing yourself John?

      • Trav1121

        Haha Poor John and lil John. Gonna have to start wearing 3XL Chive merch to hide your Daily Afternoon Woodiness.

      • Med

        Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection!!

    • Lucky ducker

      watch some muppet porn, she will move
      make an overly obnoxious exasperation noise in front of her and then turn your desk to face away from her

    • gmen

      and the newest addition to john's post entitled "why my life is better than yours"…

    • FunKiller

      Well, doesn't look like you'll be getting bored at work……she might though, or she's going to get creeped out by you….either way, I want your job!!

    • its_forge

      You're high, you're an idiot, *and* you're an asshole. Trifecta!

      • tru dat

        to funny

        • yep

          don't you mean "two funny"?

    • wdh

      John, I would like to know if you get to dip your pen in company ink. Please respond.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      John: I'm a founding member of an awesome, popular website and am forced to hang out with beautiful, clever women every week. Oh WOE is Me!

    • HatBomb

      Uh huh… Just average…

    • Daniel Tosh

      Just be her friend, just like how you are with all the other chivettes.

      • smh

        So true. So very very true.

        • good jeff

          first world problems

    • Scodeling

      really? looks pretty damn fine to me.

    • Prick

      LOL – working for the Berry. That is rich. Whatever you need to tell yourself

    • Matt

      Rouge Dead Guy Ale? Excellent Choice.

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Hell yeah! Live two miles from the Rogue Ale House in SF. Best beer list in the city. Dead Guy is excellent

    • bollyver

      Just like a Boss

    • http://www.facebook.com/zeb.westrom Zeb Westrom

      Each person has their own tastes, but that is no average smile.

    • Patty kid

      John she's smoking hot enjoy work , patty kid loyal chiver

    • Lotus

      Implying John works

    • Wally

      "Calm you shall keep and work you must do". Good luck with that!

    • Mike

      Yea, because we can all be convinced you bang straight 10s on the regular……I love the internet….

      • MrPants

        haha right?! john is hands down one of the biggest assclowns on the internet. And none of these nerds seems to realize that he never actually touches any of these chicks, and that they are being paid to be there..

    • Marcus

      You sir must be a virgin or gay or just somebody who knows he can't get with any girl and puts down others because you are so insecure with how much of a loser you really are.
      I would buy her dinner

  • gettinIT

    #47 Nice hump!

    • wowza!

      "OK tushie" bullshit! You have a great ass!!!! Nice dimples too!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/kurt.mcleod Kurtis McLeod

        Doublie agree on the NICE DIMPLES…. <takes off glasses> Mother of God…….

    • tdog

      That is a little better than just OK.

    • FunKiller

      I like her dimples!

    • AssHaterson

      OK? Really? OK?!?!!?! I'd wear that as a hat.

    • LanceJ

      I wouldn't hesitate to call that way above average.
      Thanks Chivette


    • Ifitaintbroke

      I would say better than nice.

    • Ekim

      Come on Chive! Back Dimples post…you can do it!!!

    • Holycrap

      Nice? More like awesome. Those dimples are amazing.

  • BOOMstick

    boner jams

    • FunKiller

      I think it's actually titled 'Boner Jams 09'

      • Jazmondo

        Wrong. It's Boner Jams '03

        • FunKiller

          Ahh, you're so right…..Boner Jams '03. It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003.

    • Daniel Tosh

      big booty bitches

  • khyzer

    #18 LOVE IT

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      #16 I'd like to narffle her Garthack.

  • desert

    Holy legs #20 Happy hump dar!

    • Yup!

      Chloe Nowell. Virtual Playboy girl. Used to work with her in OC.

    • AssHaterson

      Jesus, those are the most fantastic legs I have ever seen.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #1 Goodness gracious….

    • esse

      no she's a little boy in spain, playing pianos filled with flames?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Did Playing Flaming Piano Become a Meme?

    • iChive

      Nerves are shook and brain is rattled.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Great balls of fire!

      (had to step in here as the Chivers didn't get it… again)

      – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)

      • drew

        iChive seemed to have gotten it well enough…

    • MVP(MetalVsPlastic)

      I told you never play Through The Fire and The Flames full speed on the piano!

  • mooseknuckle907

    #3 #18 #25 #42
    BOOM you are now having a great day

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #18 #41 #20 I'm using my get MOAR free card right now!

  • justChive

    Hump day is over- time to punch out and go home. Thanks chive! and #47 it is more than OK!

    • guest

      She has raised the bar for ok tushies!

    • KyleGamgee

      Kara, you got a nice ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      I was waiting for this to be said.

  • abe froman

    gotta love hump dar.

  • twd22285

    #4 That's my homeboy! Chive on Donny!

    • Bocneo

      Woot! who these people are? I posted this pic Sunday :D

    • FunKiller

      I'm guessing alcohol was involved in this incident.

    • NOLA rat

      I am also curious as to the events that lead up to his injuries.

    • Anon

      what was he doing that he fell off a 2 story building?

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Come on meat, only a two story fall and all that damage. Rub some dirt on it and get back out there.

  • OhioChiver

    #16 How cool would it be to sneak that into someones bedroom, wake them…and catch it on video.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      About as cool as it would be to sneak into your cheating friend's wive's bedroom and throw a "frame bang " his way.


    • Sachiel

      that would be a big goddam bedroom.

    • HatBomb

      You must have some friends with some VERY large bedrooms.

    • cody

      isnt this the beast from the coneheads?

  • Josh

    DAR and Daily Morning a little weak today. #19 tells me why. Focus John focus! Somehow.

    • looooooooooooooooool

      Did this have something to do with the post from yesterday he posted with a new title? Hmmmmmmmmm quite possible, I would be real damn distracted.

    • Jake

      Work??? Focus??? Screw that and break out the camera! MOAR!!!!!!!!

    • VedHead77

      Great choice of beer though. If she drinks Dead Guy, marry her.

    • Bob

      Bang her and get it out of the way of course….

      • MrPants

        hahaha that chick wouldnt fuck john with a crackheads vagina

        • sean

          i dont think anyone would fuck john if he had a crackheads vagina o.O

    • Madman

      Must have been a slow day on Reddit

  • The Scout

    You win!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Ew u see those quads

      • amazon_jade

        Yeah I see her legs. Makes me wanna wrap em around my head and squeeze to test their firmness

      • yeah

        im convinced thru your comments you are gay

  • Ricky_Ross

    #19 I hate you John. I sit next to someone that has that stank cigarette and coffee breath that I can smell over the walls from my cube. Thank you for #25 though. It doesn't get much better than that

    • chain smoker

      Ricky, had the same problem. what you do is by a car air freshener and take the whole thing out and set it between the cubes, then take like a thousand cig buts and stash them in the stank breath cube. then get there before they do and wait for it…wait for it….

      one day of revenge!

  • xavi00

    #46 nice1 #47 powpowpow

    • Mike smith

      Thanks for MOAR you are gorgeous!!

    • hootie

      Kara you're hot as fuck, so don't be a bitch to guys when they trip over themselves hitting on you…they can't help it. Peace-

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    Nom nom nom #31

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Someone should tell her to take that off of there.

      You know.

      The sticker on the laptop.

  • David

    #42 #47 I love the hump dar

  • Wymann G. Prickmore

    #1 Have you ever been so mad you set a piano on fire?

    • looooooooooooooooool

      thats an organ

    • FunKiller

      He killed it…..with fire!

      • jim

        some men just want to watch the wurlitzer burn

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I have.
      I was 9 years old.
      Sucked at Piano.
      And Still an amateur Pyromaniac

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      There's a Meatloaf joke in there but I can't find it

  • Taco_Depot

    #4 get well soon Good Buddy & #18 dkfjaiwerohgagdfgdsgager

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