Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Leo

    #13 hell yeah I want lucky charms

    • Ramblinwreck

      You can buy those marshmallows by the pound here in Georgia.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        State or Nation?

        • lala

          I'm assuming state because I've seen them in Ohio

          • Optimus_prime

            Assuming makes an ass out of you and me

            • Kristen

              Being an ignorant cunt makes you an ignorant cunt.

    • thedude325

      How the hell are you supposed to pour milk in that?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        You just chug milk to wash down the marshmallow ambrosia

  • dat-ass


    • Frank M

      That should be an Olympic Event!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Man, I really should have tried out for track when I was younger….

    • NothingToSeeHere

      Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah!

    • Mark

      Ivet Lalova

  • Richard

    #18 He stole the bike.

    • Will

      and hes probably a pedophile……

    • bfgv

      Stop being a dick, Richard.

      • Richard

        You say that like you know me and that this is my 3rd warning. It's a joke.

        • DaddyD

          One in poor taste. Stop being a dick.

          • Richard

            Poor taste? Am I missing something here? Try going through YouTube comments sometime.

            • IzzyVic

              Last time i checked this was the chive not youtube…

          • Richard

            Ohhhhh, it's because my name is Richard! It makes sense now. High school was 12 years ago for me, so I forgot what it was like to hear the classic "Dick" joke.

            • Scodeling

              pretty sure they're just flat out calling you a dick. I just think you maybe watch youtube too much.

            • Fuck You Rich

              Nah. You're just a cock.

              • theDayner

                12 years since high school and youre still a dick. maybe the kids were right.

                • Jen

                  INTERNET FIGHT!!!!

                  • Justin

                    Pretty Sure the kid just got a new bike using drug money. or money the guy stole from a little kid

    • james

      Nope he was just your local hells angels recruiting

      • Underbaker

        Yep, probably meant used Motorcycle when he handed her 350.00 for a bike.

    • mickey

      This is the kind of phoney trash they insert into those "uplifting" religious pamphlets, to pretend there is good in the world…

      • Sal Governale

        You got that right Mick – I just saw this letter – word for word – in our local paper here today, printed on Friday August 3, 2012. I kind of thought the thing was fishy, but when I saw it "again" in our local paper – Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, you are right on the money. Too bad, because now when you see such stories, you are more inclined to believe they are fake than actually believe them.

  • cantsleep

    #1 took me a minute, but lol, oh and #6

    • john

      is there something I'm missing in #6? or was that just for the ladies?

      • http://www.facebook.com/thesfid Joe McIntosh

        I believe he is pleasuring himself…

    • patov40

      #1 – HA, "Not bad!"

  • hoot

    i can derelick my own balls

    • Funky mark

      Oh come on guys – this is hilarious!

      Hilarious, I would like to present you with all the internets

      • Nah

        No, it isn't. It's irrelevant and moronic.

    • nepster

      Zoolander quotes are ALWAYS relevant.

      • Justin

        +1 for the Zoolander quotes

  • icknasty

    #30 mediocre atbest.

    • Breezy

      you failed to notice the back of the bike staring at her…awesomeness

      • billshakes626

        And the image on the cab about to behead her.

        • thechevron

          damn, I missed the cab

      • usmc_chiver

        Did anyone notice that the bike has a completely blank license plate?

    • commander cool

      mediocre.. like your typing skills? HAH!

      is it wrong that after I stopped checking her out I instantly started trying to figure out what the hell the model of the bike was..

      • JLBugbee

        Maybe a Hypermotard…

    • Sophia


    • AboutGorramTime

      Olivia Munn! Not the best picture of her.

    • Biggus Diccus

      She looks like she's thinking, "Where did my career go?"

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        from G4 to HBO and starring in a movie soon to be released…so….going good I suppose.

        • Roeshamboe

          And she is kind of a big deal on the HBO show. Love her in The Newsroom!

  • Draiden

    #7 bitch, I’m fabulous!!

  • hater

    #5. Head-shaped hole in the ceiling in 3..2…1…

  • http://twitter.com/I_Johannes @I_Johannes

    #17 and suddenly two songs started playing in my mind: "Shake that ass for me" and "I like to move it move it".

  • Ludachris


    Who is the douchebag?

    • J..

      Ryan Lochte

    • Kahless

      Someone doesnt know who is in the 2nd pic and it gets 8 down votes, the fuck is with Chivers this morning? Far to many down votes on good stuff this morning, in all of this mornings updates.

      • a-nom

        Seems to happen alot these days…there seem to be an increasing amount of douchbaggery in the comments. Oh internet, you breed assholes!

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Remember its Summer
          We have an even greater surplus of people with a extra freetime

          • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

            damn summerfags…

            • Coffee Shop

              love it. +1 for you, good sir.

    • gma

      It's not my favorite look but the man is a real performer; an authentic olympic champion. He worked hard and I hope he enjoys himself.

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        He calls his style "rockstar swagger." While ridiculously attractive and a great athlete, he's still a douchebag.

        • Underbaker

          But unlike most real douchebags who are handed everything on a silver platter he did train his ass off to get where he is at, so I will forgive him wanting to show his patriotism by wearing a Flag Grill. Not to mention him being a Gold medalist and all you hear is Phelps Phelps Phelps on the news casts.

    • Murphy, it's you

      Sexist bullshit again. "Gold medal athelete", not "American Sweetheart".

      Seriously, give the woman some credit above and beyond two things she had no control over. Born in America? Well done… you must've worked hard for that one. Good genes? Again… well done?

      • redmike70

        It is an observation. She appears to be a sweetheart, and also American. You know, kind of like your picture would be under "Politically Correct Nazi".

      • timmytooth

        Knowing Missy personally, she's an American Sweetheart if there ever was one, still in high school and naive as hell. If you can, check out some ESPN interviews with her. She's the real deal.

        • Murphy, it's you

          Thanks, I'll check it out. It just gets a bit tiring that a person's achievements are sidestepped because of their gender, instead the focus is on other unrelated qualities.

          • Aaron

            Lighten up, Francis.

          • Harry Longbahls Jr

            She swims against other women… in case you didn't know

        • Si1entStatic

          Cool story, bro. Guess you you can stop stalking her since she is now WAY out of your league…

        • Kristen

          Did you fuck her?

        • Carter

          She may be born and lives in the US but her blood and parents raising her are 100% canadian

      • r00s7a

        Gah, you are that fat bitch that ruins it for everyone. If we want to call her a sweetheart we can. There is nothing sexist about it. She is American, and she is a sweetheart. Just because no one called you a sweetheart doesn't mean you have to get your fucking nazi panties in a bunch over it.

      • Bill

        No one said she's attractive…. sweetheart just means shes nice, I dont think thats genetic

  • J..

    #23 I agree! So not an attractive look.

    • HonoluluChiver

      Really the guy trains day and night to win gold, let him wear whatever the fuck he wants. Our fat asses are sitting in front of the computer hitting refresh trying to get a t-shirt, at least this guy has goals.

      How about Internet troll that makes a meme with this guy on it……douchebag.

      • Romancipated

        He can train till his head explodes and win every gold medal ever made that does not exempt him from being a douche. he is not a rockstar and he has not one ounce swagger.

      • Peter

        Our fat asses are not representing USA at the Olympics, so no he cannot wear whatever the fuck he wants, he can do that when he goes out with his douchebag friends

    • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.schafer.9279 Kevin Schafer

      Agreed he's a douchebag.


      Im from Houston where this style was born and our rappers dont even wear grilles anymore!! This would have been amusing at the 2004 Olympics, maybe.

      • Jen

        he's repping fucking america. FUCK YEA!

        • vegemite kid

          is that really how you want to be represented….. a shiny piece of metal in your mouth , does this signify some sort of superiority or something to aspire to amongst americans.. ?

  • steve

    #18 faith in humanity restored. I hate theifs more than anything. Should have their arms chopped or and hot pepper sauce pored in their eyes.

    • Bri Guy

      Well seeing in how the guy handing her money is a hell's angel I wouldn't exactly say it's a harmless act

      • JohnnyDingo

        Where did it say he was a Hell's Angel? Also why is it that a guy called Jimbo with tattoo's has to be a Hell's angel?

      • Ben Dover

        How do you know he was an Angel? Because he was big and had tattoos?? What a stupid comment.

      • https://www.facebook.com/chris.larson.351 Chris Larson

        Well considering I know about 15 tattoo artists none of which ride all of which make well into 6 figures a year I think you are just being a hater and a troll.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Awesome, only in Canada do they play hockey in a store aisle.

    • Popps97

      Heck, bring back 'cut off the thief's hand'

      • nemesis

        Yeah, good idea. While we're at it, let's bring back morality police and marriage as implied consent for sex.


      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        they still have that in Saudi Arabia…you could always move there.

    • Webster

      Steve, if I were a chick I'd blow you but it's "thieves" not "theifs"

      • steve

        If you were a chick then I'd quite happily except. Shame my spelling would never live to your expectations though lol. Dam my shity education.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      John, get that guy a shirt.


  • Chiver4Life

    #17 good way to distract your opponents

    • Guest

      She would probably win the men's race as they would all run behind herl

      • Kristen

        You're a fucking idiot, Guest. The men would finish the race, turn around, run back and grabe her while she's still within 2 meters of the starting line, bend her over the nearest hurdle, and sodomize her with the same power, vigor, and tempo of Sandinistian Freedom Fighter war drums.

        • Ahrash

          thats just your fantasy Kristen…

  • Forty7

    #30 even the bike is staring

    • Jaives

      and check out the serious gap on her

    • Mr_Cellophane


    • JLBugbee

      If I were that bike I'd be staring too. Soo Hott want to touch the hiney!!

    • Harry Longbahls Jr


  • Whosthatguy

    #30 I know that feel, bike.

    • Lululemon

      And I know this chick,her name is 'Attention Whore'…Whats with the front tuck? have a need to show your Clam???

  • noodle

    ~6 Disappointing score for the Men's double fap

  • Chud01

    #19 Tip Touchin'

    • yep

      It's all fun and games until someon put out a eye.

    • JLBugbee

      Or the worlds biggest game of tummy sticks!

  • ander


    • art

      ya. its still stuck in my head too.

      • a-nom

        hahaha! same here

    • psy
      • adsf

        • line?

          • unterno

            its my first day. someone help

            • Smelted Pelted

              like a good slap on the ass while hanging upside down first day kind of help? you know just to get you breathing…

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

  • RealZoo

    #17 Someone forgot to take the batteries out…

  • asadd

    #26 oh hell no

  • Ouboet


    Yeah I'm totally doing that from now on. To hell with spiders.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Yup. Roaches too.

      Because we all know they can climb up your pee-stream….

      • Shawn

        No way! So much for my early morning target practice…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I poured hot candle wax on a critter that infiltrated my throne of solitude

    • Biggus Diccus

      My basement is full of them, as a result I've never seen any bugs upstairs in my house for the 5 years I've been there.

      • BTME

        Yeah, good try spider. Next your going to tell us that you only want to be "friends"….

    • Bangerang

      Are you sure that will do the job? That fuckers pretty big you may need to go bigger.

  • maboze1x

    #17 #30 ….and I'm done! 😉

  • bill

    #4 That's why it costs millions of dollars to make a TV show. Hundreds of people u dont even need.

    • http://twitter.com/andwordscomeout @andwordscomeout

      You don't know what you're talking about but, whatever.

      • Ander

        Calm down, Spielberg

    • Kahless

      Seriously, this gets up voted? Is everyone fucking high this morning?

    • pegging lou

      Let's see… a movie with 10 guys with bald or shaven heads. No women at all. Methinks the hair styled is not on show in this expose.

      Must add this movie to my queue.

      • somedoood

        Not a movie. This is "Breaking Bad", THE best show currently on television. And yes, you should add it to your queue.

    • Dan

      i'll take that job!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        Breaking Bad is my second favorite show of all time…next to Game of Thrones 😉

  • abakala

    #2 What's the blue stuff?

    #18 Then, 6 months later, he comes to collect your soul.

  • otis


    bike looks like a face

    • Powshredder

      Thx, bro!….I would've never guessed. I mean…. I was like…."What?"….Then i read your comment, and was like…."Now i know." And knowing is half the battle. Remember that

    • Shawn

      I thought it was suppose to be the guy in the background (the ad on that taxi) was about to hit her in the head… but yeah, motorcycle has a face, cool…

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