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August 1, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#13 hell yeah I want lucky charms
You can buy those marshmallows by the pound here in Georgia.
State or Nation?
I'm assuming state because I've seen them in Ohio
Assuming makes an ass out of you and me
Being an ignorant cunt makes you an ignorant cunt.
How the hell are you supposed to pour milk in that?
You just chug milk to wash down the marshmallow ambrosia
That should be an Olympic Event!
Man, I really should have tried out for track when I was younger….
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah!
#18 He stole the bike.
and hes probably a pedophile……
Stop being a dick, Richard.
You say that like you know me and that this is my 3rd warning. It's a joke.
One in poor taste. Stop being a dick.
Poor taste? Am I missing something here? Try going through YouTube comments sometime.
Last time i checked this was the chive not youtube…
Ohhhhh, it's because my name is Richard! It makes sense now. High school was 12 years ago for me, so I forgot what it was like to hear the classic "Dick" joke.
pretty sure they're just flat out calling you a dick. I just think you maybe watch youtube too much.
Nah. You're just a cock.
12 years since high school and youre still a dick. maybe the kids were right.
Pretty Sure the kid just got a new bike using drug money. or money the guy stole from a little kid
Nope he was just your local hells angels recruiting
Yep, probably meant used Motorcycle when he handed her 350.00 for a bike.
This is the kind of phoney trash they insert into those "uplifting" religious pamphlets, to pretend there is good in the world…
You got that right Mick – I just saw this letter – word for word – in our local paper here today, printed on Friday August 3, 2012. I kind of thought the thing was fishy, but when I saw it "again" in our local paper – Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, you are right on the money. Too bad, because now when you see such stories, you are more inclined to believe they are fake than actually believe them.
#1 took me a minute, but lol, oh and #6
is there something I'm missing in #6? or was that just for the ladies?
I believe he is pleasuring himself…
#1 – HA, "Not bad!"
i can derelick my own balls
Oh come on guys – this is hilarious!
Hilarious, I would like to present you with all the internets
No, it isn't. It's irrelevant and moronic.
Zoolander quotes are ALWAYS relevant.
+1 for the Zoolander quotes
#30 mediocre atbest.
you failed to notice the back of the bike staring at her…awesomeness
And the image on the cab about to behead her.
damn, I missed the cab
Did anyone notice that the bike has a completely blank license plate?
mediocre.. like your typing skills? HAH!
is it wrong that after I stopped checking her out I instantly started trying to figure out what the hell the model of the bike was..
Maybe a Hypermotard…
Olivia Munn! Not the best picture of her.
Here, I knew this was around here somewhere. Enjoy Olivia http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/munn0…
She looks like she's thinking, "Where did my career go?"
from G4 to HBO and starring in a movie soon to be released…so….going good I suppose.
And she is kind of a big deal on the HBO show. Love her in The Newsroom!
#7 bitch, I’m fabulous!!
#5. Head-shaped hole in the ceiling in 3..2…1…
#17 and suddenly two songs started playing in my mind: "Shake that ass for me" and "I like to move it move it".
Who is the douchebag?
Someone doesnt know who is in the 2nd pic and it gets 8 down votes, the fuck is with Chivers this morning? Far to many down votes on good stuff this morning, in all of this mornings updates.
Seems to happen alot these days…there seem to be an increasing amount of douchbaggery in the comments. Oh internet, you breed assholes!
Remember its Summer
We have an even greater surplus of people with a extra freetime
love it. +1 for you, good sir.
It's not my favorite look but the man is a real performer; an authentic olympic champion. He worked hard and I hope he enjoys himself.
He calls his style "rockstar swagger." While ridiculously attractive and a great athlete, he's still a douchebag.
But unlike most real douchebags who are handed everything on a silver platter he did train his ass off to get where he is at, so I will forgive him wanting to show his patriotism by wearing a Flag Grill. Not to mention him being a Gold medalist and all you hear is Phelps Phelps Phelps on the news casts.
Sexist bullshit again. "Gold medal athelete", not "American Sweetheart".
Seriously, give the woman some credit above and beyond two things she had no control over. Born in America? Well done… you must've worked hard for that one. Good genes? Again… well done?
It is an observation. She appears to be a sweetheart, and also American. You know, kind of like your picture would be under "Politically Correct Nazi".
Knowing Missy personally, she's an American Sweetheart if there ever was one, still in high school and naive as hell. If you can, check out some ESPN interviews with her. She's the real deal.
Thanks, I'll check it out. It just gets a bit tiring that a person's achievements are sidestepped because of their gender, instead the focus is on other unrelated qualities.
Lighten up, Francis.
She swims against other women… in case you didn't know
Cool story, bro. Guess you you can stop stalking her since she is now WAY out of your league…
Did you fuck her?
She may be born and lives in the US but her blood and parents raising her are 100% canadian
Gah, you are that fat bitch that ruins it for everyone. If we want to call her a sweetheart we can. There is nothing sexist about it. She is American, and she is a sweetheart. Just because no one called you a sweetheart doesn't mean you have to get your fucking nazi panties in a bunch over it.
No one said she's attractive…. sweetheart just means shes nice, I dont think thats genetic
#23 I agree! So not an attractive look.
Really the guy trains day and night to win gold, let him wear whatever the fuck he wants. Our fat asses are sitting in front of the computer hitting refresh trying to get a t-shirt, at least this guy has goals.
How about Internet troll that makes a meme with this guy on it……douchebag.
He can train till his head explodes and win every gold medal ever made that does not exempt him from being a douche. he is not a rockstar and he has not one ounce swagger.
Our fat asses are not representing USA at the Olympics, so no he cannot wear whatever the fuck he wants, he can do that when he goes out with his douchebag friends
Agreed he's a douchebag.
Im from Houston where this style was born and our rappers dont even wear grilles anymore!! This would have been amusing at the 2004 Olympics, maybe.
he's repping fucking america. FUCK YEA!
is that really how you want to be represented….. a shiny piece of metal in your mouth , does this signify some sort of superiority or something to aspire to amongst americans.. ?
#18 faith in humanity restored. I hate theifs more than anything. Should have their arms chopped or and hot pepper sauce pored in their eyes.
Well seeing in how the guy handing her money is a hell's angel I wouldn't exactly say it's a harmless act
Where did it say he was a Hell's Angel? Also why is it that a guy called Jimbo with tattoo's has to be a Hell's angel?
How do you know he was an Angel? Because he was big and had tattoos?? What a stupid comment.
Well considering I know about 15 tattoo artists none of which ride all of which make well into 6 figures a year I think you are just being a hater and a troll.
Awesome, only in Canada do they play hockey in a store aisle.
Heck, bring back 'cut off the thief's hand'
Yeah, good idea. While we're at it, let's bring back morality police and marriage as implied consent for sex.
they still have that in Saudi Arabia…you could always move there.
Steve, if I were a chick I'd blow you but it's "thieves" not "theifs"
If you were a chick then I'd quite happily except. Shame my spelling would never live to your expectations though lol. Dam my shity education.
John, get that guy a shirt.
#17 good way to distract your opponents
She would probably win the men's race as they would all run behind herl
You're a fucking idiot, Guest. The men would finish the race, turn around, run back and grabe her while she's still within 2 meters of the starting line, bend her over the nearest hurdle, and sodomize her with the same power, vigor, and tempo of Sandinistian Freedom Fighter war drums.
thats just your fantasy Kristen…
#30 even the bike is staring
and check out the serious gap on her
If I were that bike I'd be staring too. Soo Hott want to touch the hiney!!
#30 I know that feel, bike.
And I know this chick,her name is 'Attention Whore'…Whats with the front tuck? have a need to show your Clam???
~6 Disappointing score for the Men's double fap
#19 Tip Touchin'
It's all fun and games until someon put out a eye.
Or the worlds biggest game of tummy sticks!
OPPA IS GANGNAM STYLE!!!!
ya. its still stuck in my head too.
hahaha! same here
its my first day. someone help
like a good slap on the ass while hanging upside down first day kind of help? you know just to get you breathing…
#17 Someone forgot to take the batteries out…
#26 oh hell no
Yeah I'm totally doing that from now on. To hell with spiders.
Yup. Roaches too.
Because we all know they can climb up your pee-stream….
No way! So much for my early morning target practice…
I poured hot candle wax on a critter that infiltrated my throne of solitude
My basement is full of them, as a result I've never seen any bugs upstairs in my house for the 5 years I've been there.
Yeah, good try spider. Next your going to tell us that you only want to be "friends"….
Are you sure that will do the job? That fuckers pretty big you may need to go bigger.
#17 #30 ….and I'm done!
#4 That's why it costs millions of dollars to make a TV show. Hundreds of people u dont even need.
You don't know what you're talking about but, whatever.
Calm down, Spielberg
Seriously, this gets up voted? Is everyone fucking high this morning?
Let's see… a movie with 10 guys with bald or shaven heads. No women at all. Methinks the hair styled is not on show in this expose.
Must add this movie to my queue.
Not a movie. This is "Breaking Bad", THE best show currently on television. And yes, you should add it to your queue.
i'll take that job!
Breaking Bad is my second favorite show of all time…next to Game of Thrones
#2 What's the blue stuff?
#18 Then, 6 months later, he comes to collect your soul.
bike looks like a face
Thx, bro!….I would've never guessed. I mean…. I was like…."What?"….Then i read your comment, and was like…."Now i know." And knowing is half the battle. Remember that
I thought it was suppose to be the guy in the background (the ad on that taxi) was about to hit her in the head… but yeah, motorcycle has a face, cool…
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