Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Muadieb

    #26 Where is this? Just so I know where not to move to…
    #30 Olivia's still a fox.

    • Shawn

      #26 Coming to a toilet near you

  • Professor Squeegee

    #30 Hmm… I'd better use GPS to get around the motorcycle.

  • David Bowen

    #28, zero fucks were given.

    • Just sayin'?

      Missed a spot…

  • Kunal Patel


    Only a single tear? I would've shed up a storm.
    Now to restore my manly hood, I will punch a hole in the wall.

    • Ben Dover

      What an awesome gesture. I don't understand all the negative comments. This guy Jimbo rocked the kids world!!

  • Nanook

    #23 I knew Chive would pick up on this. Douche all the way.

    • Turd Ferguson

      Is this any different than various athletes that dye their hair their nation's colors?

      Did you see the antics of the 'independent' athletes as they came in during the procession of nations?

      See the whackiness of many during the closing ceremonies?

      Let the dude have fun. He's in that damn pool every day at 5 am and probably for fucking 8 hours a day. Let me him have fun, enjoy his accomplishments and blow off steam.

      And you can go back to your regularly scheduled program of masturbating to a green t shirt and a picture of Bill Murray.

  • docsully

    #30 I'd have her babies

  • blutodawg

    #5 no one said replacing a sky light was easy

  • caleb

    #18 #30 Canadians are amazing and Olivia Munn is as well. Win Win.

  • emu90

    #18 that really is awesome! what a top bloke.. also, is there any chance someone could test the result of #26 and youtube it?

  • redsolocup

    #10 Made me happy and depressed.

    • thatskiinggirl

      lol! I so looked for the condom

      • Celeste

        ME TOO.

  • dewd

    #17, I am in love!

  • B Dub

    Biker Jimbo in #18 is my hero. Chive on bro. I believe in paying it forward. A few hours after donating to Farrah, a friend dropped off his old utility trailer at my place. Fully rebuilt. Looks new….no charge. He said he just wanted to do that for me. Talk about paying it forward… KCCO D.O!!
    Oh, and I love the bike's Googly eyes in #30

  • guest

    #23 the weird thing about this is; she is considered an american sweetheart even though she is basically canadian

    • Marcus

      Isn't she from CO?

      • MarcT33

        Her parents are Canadian.

    • Dork

      Canada is part of North America so close enough 😉

    • Anonymous

      She isn't basically Canadian. She was born in CA and has lived her entire life in the US. If I move to Germany and have a kid and the kid is raised there he is German with an American parent.

  • ASH

    #1 I sure he is thinking…. I'd tap that.

  • etcrr

    #17 Yeah baby shake it

    • windowlicker

      But don't break it. lol. Baby. lol.

  • Kyle

    # 11 Slowmo Guys on youtube

  • https://www.facebook.com/neves.machado.5 Ricardo Neves Machado

    #28 I would say she's brave, but she's not. She's old, she's not affraid to die anymore.

  • Jason

    I lol'd so loud I woke my neighbors

  • TXCherokee

    #24 – And now the ink costs half as much as the machine they sold you.

  • dochandy

    #2 yeah, but………. what the shit is that blue stuff??? #8 what is this?! a swimming pool for ants?!?!

    • AbbyAngel

      The pool has to be shopped.

  • mrjimmyos

    #18 im not, crying!

    • Ben Dover

      Jimbo Rocks! KCCO

  • mrmostlymittens

    #11 The slow-mo guys! Look em up if you don't know what I'm talking about…they've done some cool stuff

  • Chris

    It's really the only way. There's going to be some collateral damage, but this is a high profile target and we can stop at nothing less than total annihilation.

    • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

      Dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • Stoolie

    I don't get what is special about #21

    • nodon

      Floating in the flooded out street, I guess.

    • Celeste

      I can't make out what the red floaty thing is. Is it people? Are they naked?

  • Shrimpkin

    Men, always thinking guns are the answer to everything. Just grab a can of hairspray, bugspray, deodorant and a lighter. Problem solved. And it has the added bonus of you guys getting to pee on the flames to put them out. Now THAT, is target practice.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top