I’m not saying you’re a virgin… ok I’m saying you’re a virgin. (43 photos)



  • http://twitter.com/cvine08 @cvine08


    • BORN_SF


  • kal50

    Now I KNOW my life rocks. Thanks Chive for the pick-me-upper!

  • Cecil

    #17 is the truth though. All these guys are going to end up with supermodel girlfriends when they are rich, cheat on them, then go home and get their pole smoked anyways. Why, because the whole time they weren't getting laid they were doing things like, making windows and shit.
    I kind of wish I was a dorky nerd genius.

    • Cecil

      I rescind my comment for everyone except 17 the mustache guy.

    • tralfaz

      Tom Hanks?

    • Zuke

      Ok, sure, they'll end up rich with shallow supermodel girlfriends who don't actually like them, but will have sex with them anyways because they like money, and as soon as a better looking, richer guy comes along they'll drop the dorky guy's ass in a heartbeat every time because the guy spent too little time developing interpersonal skills or working to make himself desirable so the only thing anyone would ever like about him would be his money, which would be a terrible, miserable life to live. If being rich and getting with all these supermodels is so awesome, why exactly have so many rich dudes over time suffered from depression and related emotional issues? Why weren't they super-happy like you seem to suggest they would be?

      Notice how bill gates is a smart, worldly guy and never ran around doing what you're suggesting? He got happily married and has been so for quite some time? That's because what you're suggesting is worthless. If you want to feel good for a little while but have it mean nothing in the long run and be unable to take pride on whatever you did just go on ahead and get into doing drugs. Why even worry about getting other people involved? You can get your short-term kicks any time you want. Maybe having their priorities straight rather than thinking "Oh boy, I'll get money then I can put my dick in things!" is part of what allows people like bill gates to get places? Because they're thinking about what's important to them, and it isn't fucking anything that moves? Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming sex isn't awesome, I'm just saying worthless, meaningless sex with people who don't even really like you very much would not be satisfying at all.

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #7 Creepy.

    Hey if you want to stick your dick in a piece of silicone, go for it, but why in the hell would you tell everyone about it?

    • Travis

      #7, Police Women of Cincinnati, i loved that show!!!

      • SomethingClever

        The doll looks terrified.

    • BOOM!

      This dude actually had a psychological issue. Potentially a type of Autism which led to social issues. I watch too much TV!

      • Ltalbot

        I actually knew this guy (Davecat) years ago, before the Real Doll. He did have mannequins around the house though. I haven't talked to him in about a decade, but when I did he was actually very social, friendly, and outgoing. Not how I would think of someone with autism. He was weird, sure, but just in a quirky way. When the Real Doll stuff started is when we stopped talking. I think there's some serious issues going on there and it actually makes me kind of sad that a old friend of mine is not being mocked via the internet.

  • Undershooter30

    #41 he is proposing mustache rides for 1 wooden strawbany

    • HobbesLeviathan

      This man is not a virgin. He is a time traveller, and he is resting in our time after having bedded every woman in Victorian England.

    • johnny

      +1 for the family guy reference…

      • GO THUNDER

        -1 because its straw penny

    • aho

      Bitch please!
      41 is badass!!

  • chiverX

    Chive, why are pics covering comments. Just me or everybody?

    • Fix it chive

      Me too, wtf is going on? The conment section on the mobile site has been effed for a few days now on my IPhone.

      • Hippie Hipster Not

        That's because your iPhone is crap…..oooooohhhh fingers crossed hope Apple wins their lawsuit against Samsung…..''Today it's Samsung…..tomorrow the World!!!!"

    • DeepestBlue

      They've been showing up full sized and obscuring the comments for several days now.

    • chivette

      That happened to me too. Just press view full site at the bottom of the page.

    • Timmer

      Same here

  • Magnus

    Well….. At least #1 has heart…

  • Cassells

    Half the stuff in the list my girlfriend would love! …….. if I had one.

  • ATB

    #24 Don't let your kid's become that!

    • Robert

      If you're gonna wear a Vegeta costume at least have the muscles to pull it off…

  • http://lifeexperiencemash-up.blogspot.com/ bcarson810

    Eh, most people have nerdisms now. With the exception of the anime-obsessed ones, they've all probably gotten laid. Although…
    "Sometimes you've got to lower your standards to raise your average."

  • IrishInNJ

    Suddenly, it all seems better.

  • hootie

    #32 What happened Japan? You used to be so badass…

  • whyme1973

    Ummm…wow. Just…wow.

    • fish

      Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

  • s.l.rekasie@gmail.com

    #27 I would definitely have sex with this guy…just saying…

  • twd22285

    #29 I see what you did there..

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      You mean Pi see what you did there?

    • skeptic35

      I felt kind of dorky by recognizing π there….

    • steve o

      Buddy sure does like his PI. 😉

    • Gruntface

      Mmmmmmm pi

    • needtogetalife

      Should be 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197. the 79 at the end should be 97.

  • Fuhrer D

    The guys going to the -cons probably aren't virgins. A lot of loose women attend them, so I hear.

    • mghfjd

      fat chicks need love too…

      • Shadow

        not always that type of loose…

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      Where did you hear that?…Call of Duty Forum?

      • Oli

        HAHAHA!!!!!! One of the best comments I have read in a long time!

  • General

    #14 huh?


      I know right? No way you could get laid in a dump like that.

  • B Dub

    #25 …… Suck Me Dry guy? Is that you?

    • usmc_chiver

      Some things can never be unseen. Also #33 <- Same category

  • cdnalor


    Looks like O.J. Simpson's having trouble getting a girlfriend.

    • Iwentthere

      can't murder a sex doll…

  • http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

    #32 WTF am I even looking at?

  • Sam

    #27 I would definitely have sex with this guy…just saying…

    • N64 guy

      for the last time…. NO, DAD!!

      • Sam

        …I should have added "by the way, I'm a girl"

        • Hugh

          Sam…that makes your first comment even more troubling.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #25 well at least he's covering his nipples. FCC averted

  • Kage

    It's gonna be ,,virgindary'' xD

    • Tyler

      That sounds like a term for lactose free milk.

  • FarknChiveon

    #41 Who wants a mustache ride?! No one.. no one?

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