I’m not saying you’re a virgin… ok I’m saying you’re a virgin. (43 photos)

If I have to be a "geek" to get #3 and #34, sign me the fuck up.

At least they know for sure they haven't got any STD's.

Jim, geeks will now and forever worship us. <img src="http://blog.koldcast.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/spocks-death.jpg&quot; width="200">

GEEK

I rescind my comment for everyone except 17 the mustache guy.

Tom Hanks?

Ok, sure, they'll end up rich with shallow supermodel girlfriends who don't actually like them, but will have sex with them anyways because they like money, and as soon as a better looking, richer guy comes along they'll drop the dorky guy's ass in a heartbeat every time because the guy spent too little time developing interpersonal skills or working to make himself desirable so the only thing anyone would ever like about him would be his money, which would be a terrible, miserable life to live. If being rich and getting with all these supermodels is so awesome, why exactly have so many rich dudes over time suffered from depression and related emotional issues? Why weren't they super-happy like you seem to suggest they would be?

Notice how bill gates is a smart, worldly guy and never ran around doing what you're suggesting? He got happily married and has been so for quite some time? That's because what you're suggesting is worthless. If you want to feel good for a little while but have it mean nothing in the long run and be unable to take pride on whatever you did just go on ahead and get into doing drugs. Why even worry about getting other people involved? You can get your short-term kicks any time you want. Maybe having their priorities straight rather than thinking "Oh boy, I'll get money then I can put my dick in things!" is part of what allows people like bill gates to get places? Because they're thinking about what's important to them, and it isn't fucking anything that moves? Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming sex isn't awesome, I'm just saying worthless, meaningless sex with people who don't even really like you very much would not be satisfying at all.

#7, Police Women of Cincinnati, i loved that show!!!

This dude actually had a psychological issue. Potentially a type of Autism which led to social issues. I watch too much TV!

This man is not a virgin. He is a time traveller, and he is resting in our time after having bedded every woman in Victorian England.

+1 for the family guy reference…

Bitch please!
41 is badass!!

Me too, wtf is going on? The conment section on the mobile site has been effed for a few days now on my IPhone.

They've been showing up full sized and obscuring the comments for several days now.

That happened to me too. Just press view full site at the bottom of the page.

Same here

If you're gonna wear a Vegeta costume at least have the muscles to pull it off…

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

You mean Pi see what you did there?

I felt kind of dorky by recognizing π there….

Buddy sure does like his PI.

Mmmmmmm pi

Should be 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197. the 79 at the end should be 97.

fat chicks need love too…

Where did you hear that?…Call of Duty Forum?

I know right? No way you could get laid in a dump like that.

Some things can never be unseen. Also #33 <- Same category

can't murder a sex doll…

for the last time…. NO, DAD!!

That sounds like a term for lactose free milk.