• thrannix

    #22 It's simple…. we, uhh, shave the Batman.

  • ajfsädj

    #28 LOL this dude is banging the daughter of Bruce Willis.

  • Pat_Bateman1

    I'm guessing the guy who lives in #14 isn't a virgin. Probably having eyes wide shut style parties.

  • https://www.facebook.com/keith.dietrich.7 Keith_D

    #13- Okay, this girl is seriously cute…

  • Jesse

    The Pi on the Mazda is actually wrong, at the end there it is 197, not 179

  • Stick

    #3
    Just spent all that money and games and systems? Throw that shit on the ground like a normal person, how dare you store it properly?

    #9
    Plenty of LARpers have girlfriends.

    Stop sending me mentally back to high school, Chive!

  • Pit_Boss

    I am not saying that I would build it for me but I would so build #34 for my kid! And then just occasionally ask to use his computer.

  • Guest

    #4 and #35 – disturbing

  • chivettebecky

    I would be so down to date a guy with the bathroom in #8! So badass.

  • http://twitter.com/Aowyn77 @Aowyn77

    #34 I'm no virgin, but this is kind of a sweet a$$ desk…

  • Sam

    As long as they shower, nerdzillas are sexy. Especially chubby ones with beards like this guy!

    Yes, I am of the female persuasion. I have an innie, not an outie. Also, breasticles.

    • CD eatscock

      they're chesticles you stinky yeast wallet

    • FunKiller

      Mmm breasticles……those are my favorite! While we're at it, I shower (quite often) and I have a beard (no molester-stache though). I'm not chubby…..but I DO happen to like innies. I think we should be friends Sam!!!

      • N64 guy

        now kiss…

        • FunKiller

          I got friendzoned……wait, I think I put myself there……curses, foiled again!!!

      • Sam

        Internet friends, the purest kind of friendship.

        • FunKiller

          Agreed, there's nothing to be lost or gained except witty comments back and forth…..virtual company!!

          • Sam

            Woot!

  • rider22x

    #30 Psycrops

  • DFS

    Sorry,
    #11 is f-ing awesome

  • Jordan

    #28 is in the rap group Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All I don't think he's a virgin

    • JimJob

      He's not a rapper. He's a the store manager. His name is Lucas.

    • Peter

      i was wondering if somebody picked up on this, and his name is Lucas he runs the store

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.wheatley.501 Chris Wheatley

    ….but his power level is over 9000!

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      yeah and you're STILL a virgin

    • Alec

      Thats goku….nerd

  • Nargon

    do I smell envy? they have hobbies, you have work? and shut your pie-hole, I have 14th century two-hander sword and you'll have no ears… not any more

  • Snunners

    #39 seems a bit out of place in this post

  • Joe

    #17
    Tom hanks??

  • jellyfish

    CHICE LOOK AT YOURSELFS U SIT BEHIND MACHINES ALL DAY SCRIPTING/ RSS FEEDING???? ALTHOUGH I DID USED TO LOVE CANNON FODDER (NOHOMO) AND GTA WHEN U COULD GET A GIRLFRIEND AND GO TO THE STRIPPERS TO SEE THEM DANCE I LIKED HOE THEY DANCED

    • jellyfish

      ALSO STILL GOT SOVIET STRIKE BOUGHT IT AFTER BEING CAPTIVATED WITH DESERT STRIKE CAN ANY ONE REMEMEBRE THE LEVEL WHEN U HAD A FEW OTHER ARMYS TO DIRECT TO THE THREE PASSAGE WAYS??? I DO I LOVED THAT LEVEL.AND CHIVE I HAD A PORN GAME FOR PS2 IT WAS REAL ASWELL😀

      • jellyfish

        THATS ALL TRUE STORY CHIVE

  • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

    I kind of want #3 and #34

    • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

      ..And would find it kind of attractive if a guy owned them

  • https://www.facebook.com/mosleyvick Dave Mosley

    #43 8 Simple Rules for Not Dating Anyone's Daughter

  • SpartyOn81

    To be fair I saw a girl on Halloween who managed to pull off the narwhal look with flying colors

  • louistulley

    People doing things that makes them happy. I'm ok with that.

  • Tom

    I think the pi-car is wrong…

    3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

  • ggg

    28 is Lucas!! OFWGKTA

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