I’m not saying you’re a virgin… ok I’m saying you’re a virgin. (43 photos)

#22 It's simple…. we, uhh, shave the Batman.

#28 LOL this dude is banging the daughter of Bruce Willis.

I'm guessing the guy who lives in #14 isn't a virgin. Probably having eyes wide shut style parties.

#13- Okay, this girl is seriously cute…

The Pi on the Mazda is actually wrong, at the end there it is 197, not 179

#3
Just spent all that money and games and systems? Throw that shit on the ground like a normal person, how dare you store it properly?

#9
Plenty of LARpers have girlfriends.

Stop sending me mentally back to high school, Chive!

I am not saying that I would build it for me but I would so build #34 for my kid! And then just occasionally ask to use his computer.

#4 and #35 – disturbing

I would be so down to date a guy with the bathroom in #8! So badass.

#34 I'm no virgin, but this is kind of a sweet a$$ desk…

As long as they shower, nerdzillas are sexy. Especially chubby ones with beards like this guy!

Yes, I am of the female persuasion. I have an innie, not an outie. Also, breasticles.

#30 Psycrops

Sorry,
#11 is f-ing awesome

#28 is in the rap group Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All I don't think he's a virgin

….but his power level is over 9000!

do I smell envy? they have hobbies, you have work? and shut your pie-hole, I have 14th century two-hander sword and you'll have no ears… not any more

#39 seems a bit out of place in this post

#17
Tom hanks??

CHICE LOOK AT YOURSELFS U SIT BEHIND MACHINES ALL DAY SCRIPTING/ RSS FEEDING???? ALTHOUGH I DID USED TO LOVE CANNON FODDER (NOHOMO) AND GTA WHEN U COULD GET A GIRLFRIEND AND GO TO THE STRIPPERS TO SEE THEM DANCE I LIKED HOE THEY DANCED

I kind of want #3 and #34

#43 8 Simple Rules for Not Dating Anyone's Daughter

To be fair I saw a girl on Halloween who managed to pull off the narwhal look with flying colors

People doing things that makes them happy. I'm ok with that.

I think the pi-car is wrong…

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28 is Lucas!! OFWGKTA